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it's weird, I'm not tryin to be a homey; I'm just so honestly freaked-out about the distance I am witnessing on Thome's BOMBS.....

yeah, it's making me wonder if there might be some creedence behind the juiced ball theory for this year. the thought being that since the players wouldn't be juiced the balls would be to try to minimize the difference in stats.

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 17 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Pablo Ozuna: 5'11'', 195 lbs. 5 seasons, 146 appearances, 333 ABs ... 0 home runs .. until tonight: game-tying shot with two out in the bottom of the 9th against Easy Eddie.

I don't know if it was as great as watching George Mason beat UConn, but it was sure was nice.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:47 (twenty years ago)

should mention: wuz PH HR

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:48 (twenty years ago)

DEW DROP INN

unbelievable game by Pablo; scores GW run off the bat of Uribe.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

What a weird, see-saw game. Awful relief pitching by both squads, amazing clutch hitting by Crede and Ozuna, and WTF was Grover thinking with that outfield placement with Ozuna on 2nd representing the winning run? Whatevs, I'll take it.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

The White Sox have to be the most "against all odds" team of unlikely heroes seen in baseball in, what, like 3 or 4 seasons?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:58 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Guillen calls columnist Mariotti homosexual slur


On Tuesday to reporters, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen referred to Chicago Sun-Times columnist and Around the Horn contributor Jay Mariotti as a derogatory name for a homosexual.

Angry with a recent column by Mariotti critical of Guillen's handling of recently demoted relief pitcher Sean Tracey and upset with Mariotti with columns of the past, Guillen said to reporters when referring to Mariotti before Tuesday's game with the Cardinals, "What a piece of [expletive] he is, [expletive] fag."

"I don't have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country."

Mariotti was covering the NBA Finals Tuesday night and was not present to hear what Guillen said.

Columnist Greg Couch of the Sun-Times wrote a column Wednesday in response, calling for commissioner Bud Selig to suspend Guillen for his use of a "hurtful homophobic" term.

Before writing the column, Couch asked Guillen for an explanation. Guillen defended his use of the term "fag" by saying this about homosexuals and the use of the word in question: "I don't have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country.''

Guillen said that in his native Venezuela, that word is not a reference to a person's sexuality, but to his courage. He said he was saying that Mariotti is "not man enough to meet me and talk about [things before writing].''

Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago.

"I called that of this man [Mariotti],'' he told Couch. "I'm not trying to hurt anybody [else]."

Scott Reifert, the White Sox's vice president of communications, offered to apologize on behalf of the organization when approached by Couch.

"To anybody who was insulted or hurt by that comment ... as an organization, we'll certainly apologize," Reifert told Couch.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh ozziefag

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

"Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago."

?!!?!?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

He's not gay - he's just a lesbian.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Can't wait for Hawk to weigh in on this one.

mattbot (mattbot), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ozzie also thinks you could totally eat dinner off Neal Cotts' ass.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

(no homo)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

So, the Sox totally spanked the great St. Louis Cardinales 20-6 last night...

In the third, every member of the Sox lineup got a hit in the inning (a couple had two IIRC.) Has that ever happened before?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

(I do love the part about going "to a Madonna concert" in that story above!)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago."

HAHAHA WHAT? god i love ozzie. also, if you're gonna call someone a fag, it might as well be Jay Mariotti.

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

...and in the first inning of game 2, the pounding continues...

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

"attends WNBA games" is my favorite part.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

Liza Minelli, showtunes, macrame... it's all good.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

n/h

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

that's two starters in a row for the cards that have given up at least nine runs

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/10/white_sox_kiss.jpg

c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.canseconet.com/massage.jpg

gear (gear), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

i damn near drove off the road when i heard ozzie's 'some of my best friends...' addendum today. they were comparing it to rocker's comments which while yeah these are reprehensible (and surely him saying it about mariotti is a mitigating factor) they're still nowhere near rocker league.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

i would've let rocker slide if he was hilarious like OG!! hell, ozzie could go out and participate in a gaybashing and i would prob just like him more lol~~~

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 June 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)


Please, you can't be serious, I detect girlish sarcasm there.

Anyway, does mlb have a consistent policy on such statements? Like, say you had Italian teammates but openly refused to eat pizza or pasta in front of them because your family was 'boycotting' Italian food? How is THAT not equally bigoted?

ed slanders (edslanders), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xvg7aBVatQU&search=wade%20letterman

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

SOUTH SIIIIIDE!!!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

paging Janet Margolin on fuckin basketball in Annie Hall

What wd OG's suspension be if he had called that writer a pussy?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

way to out your 3b coach:

Prior to this evening’s Cards/White Sox contest, the recently chastised Ozzie Guillen was asked by Comcast Chicago what he thought his sensitivity training would be like.

“I’ll probably have to sit with Joey Cora for a couple of hours,” laughed Guillen.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 June 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

What about LaRussa claiming the Sox were using a cameras to steal signs in the first two games of the series. It might happen, but then again, most of the MLB seems to have any Cards starters number outside of Carpenter. Saint Louis' starting pitching really sux considering their record.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

awwww somebody stole a sign? unfair!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

anthony reyes is pretty unaffected thus far.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

LaRussa's spiel was they figured out after the second game of the series that the Sox were stealing signs, so they switched them up and got beat 1-0. I just figured it was LaRussa not liking being horribly beaten by a former employer making some excuses. "Oh it isn't that our pitching stinks and the Sox have a Clubber Lang lineup, it is the camera stealing signs in center field. Dave Duncan is a pitching coach genius."

Putting a healthy Thome in the middle of that lineup is just sick. It is a bit like when Ortiz took off in Boston a few years ago, they couldn't pitch around Manny anymore and it seemed the whole lineup improved. The White Sox were a good hitting lineup last year, but now they are a great hitting team.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 23 June 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta tip my hat -- they are an awfully fun team. My, they love getting those clutch grand slams this week. Nice one, So Tagutchi.

I will be in Chicago next weekend and at the Monday, July 3 game vs. the Orioles. We are in Section 527 (thank you, StubHub). If Stormy or any other ILBBers will be there, email me, and would love to say hi before the fireworks.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 26 June 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

whew, that was some game last night. fuck you, espn, for not showing it until the end/extra innings. i'm sure you bristol fucks thought that florida/jankees matchup was really exciting, but hey, it wasn't.

love teh tagutchi.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Iguchi or Taguchi?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

That's so Iguchi!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Apr-04-Fri-2003/photos/charo.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops! Not So Iguchi. Just a Tad Iguchi.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 26 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Astros main strategy against the White Sox should be to not give up Grand Slams.

This weekend was ridiculous.

boldbury (boldbury), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

Very funny, Commissioner (took me a while)!

http://secure.juxtapoz.com/images/items/lg202.jpg

http://www.westernaires.org/Pictures/Horses/charo.jpg

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think the astros strategy should be to forfeit.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey, ms. redwell! - i will be attending the July 3rd festivities. me and about 99 of my non-closest, semi-friends. My favorite bartender had been doing this thing where he buys a bunch of grouped tickets to the half-price Mondays, so there will be a large group of us there to root on the good guys. I will drop you a line!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome -- email me!

felicity (felicity), Friday, 30 June 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Can somebody (Stormy Davis?) help me get my head around this team? Don't get me wrong, I think they're talented... but their seems to be something else going on with them (and I know I'm not the only one out there scratching my head).

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

END THIS GAME ALREADY.

Sheesh. I have shit to do...

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU Tadahito.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was there, Stormy. Mercy!

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
wtf is Ozzie doing screaming at Garland in the dugout for not decapitating Ian Kinsler? other than being Ozzie, that is.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=260723104

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 July 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)


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