Sources tell SI Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003

Why does Alex Rodriguez receive a different de facto punishment for the same crime simply because he was more talented than Logan or others?

btw urbina only attempted to murder a guy - its like a blown save - keep track

http://10.media.tumblr.com/zRBvFkBk3k2ub3mqohivc48Co1_500.jpg

Q:if Hilary Clinton and A-Rod got married what nickname would Dr. M. use to refer to the both of them?

A: RodRod

I don't think it's possible to look at those pictures of A-Rod and not hate him, frankly.

press conference shouldve included arod ripping his shirt off flexing his lol hueg muscles and yelling abt king kong

he needs me as his pr guy i will MAKE people like him

gifs of Muscular Superhero Baseball All-Stars published by MLB a few years ago to thread

I don't think it's possible to look at those pictures of A-Rod and not hate him, frankly.

uh, yes it is

I do find it funny that the Guitar Hero: World Tour commercial now features the most hated man in basketball, two drug fiends and Tony Hawk.

(granted not hating A-Rod may be predicated on being a passive Twins fan)

btw urbina only attempted to murder a guy - its like a blown save - keep track

mea culpa

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0217/mlb_g_arod5ts_134.jpg

a-rod is great at the blago/clinton face

I mean, I hate Clemens, Palmeiro, and Alex Rodriguez, don't get me wrong. I just prefer to hate them for substantial reasons like how they look, or because fuck them.

full disclosure: I don't hate on A-Rod all that much because he really resembles a couple of my cousins

kobe is a rapist not a dug fiend fyi xp

Allegedly.

wtf I thought I changed that to "a rapist"

more like he's a dig dug fiend

I am still outraged that Wade Boggs' daily chicken-eating let him win those batting titles.

kobe "rape" bryant

btw, the FDA lets chickens take "boli"

Anyway the point stands: "Guitar Hero: A video game for monumental douchebags (unless you skate, in which case you're probably pretty normal)"

judging from the commercial its more guitar hero: gay douchebag foreplay

You should always sign your posts JESUS CHRIST.

That would be a mortal sin + 50-game suspension

why are we discussing that commercial when there is a MORE effective Heidi Klum version of the commercial to be viewed?

You guys (GUESTS!!) obviously didn't read my solution to all this on the other thread.

like it

"I told this to the players: we're sitting there watching Rodriguez yesterday ... and my son finally turned to me and he says, 'Daddy, this guy is stupid.' That probably says it all."
—Diamondbacks executive Ken Kendrick, on the Rodriguez press conference.

"I like the fact more when he says he was stupid, not young and naive."
—Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, speaking to the media after A-Rod.

"It was a bad decision that may cost him on so many levels."
—Cashman

"The one thing he could have said was the fact he chose to do this to make himself better ... at what he does on the baseball field. That's the truth."
—Cashman, on what A-Rod left out.

"I don't think Alex is very good at communicating ... whether it's about talking about your game and the impact you had on it after hitting a home run or if he had a tough game at the park, let the team down. Anybody that's been in that clubhouse when he's trying to talk about success or failure on the baseball diamond knows that is something he is not very good at."
—Cashman

"I do have to fight that darker instinct in me. We have a peaceful and more tranquil training camp these days."
—Red Sox president Larry Lucchino, on gloating about the Yankees' A-Rod problem.

"I try to focus on what we have going here, and not so much the problems that they have down there."
—Lucchino

"I think often of the old baseball cliché that the best deals are the deals you don't make. Not only would A-Rod be a member of the Red Sox presumably, and Manny Ramirez would have been gone, given the success he had in '04 and '07, Jon Lester would have been gone, given the success he's had and his future. Another cliché: it's better to be lucky than good."
—Lucchino (Dennis & Callahan, WEEI.com)

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0227/mlb_yuri_arod_576.jpg

boli makes you cross yr legs and pucker.

http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/zoolander_face.jpg

Alex, you don't know what you're doing to my lens. You have a natural rapport with the camera. It's unbelievable. Some performers can make love to the camera. Garbo did. Monroe did. So could you. Could you take your top off, please?

http://goofybeast.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fight_club1.jpg

Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez "B---h T--s" in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason which included round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4114292

lol high school

"A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up."

Hahaha wow what a hateful screed this woman wrote.

and he only tipped 15% at hooters

Hated at Hooters: B---h T--s' Pitch Tips, Stiff Tips, and Eventual Comeuppance by Selena Roberts

lol!

I'm not going to read it, but this bitchfest at A-Rod's expense sounds super amusing. From page 322:

"Rodriguez had soon become obsessed with his steroid shrunk member. Desperate to correct the problem, he began madly ordering ever penile enhancement product he could find. Credit card records show that Rodriguez spent nearly $1,500 every month from August 2004 to January 2006 to a company called Big Trucks Inc (which includes among it's many DBAs SIZE MATTERS, YOU CAN MAKE IT BIGGER and MASSIVE JOHNSON MAKE WIFE HAPPY IMPRESS FRIENDS.)"

ok, that's funny.

this certainly strikes mee as the kind of socially conscious journalism I expect from Selena Roberts.

I wish Jeter would get caught doing something crappy so we get "Derek Jeter: The Dark Side of an Icon".

Derek Jeter would never do anything crappy--he's a saint, and a great defensive player to boot

You messed that sentence up: he's a saint, and a great defensive player to boot.

a-rod shouldn't buy shit he hears about in spam e-mail offers

BITCH TITS
BITCH TITS
BITCH TITS
BITCH TITS
BITCH TITS

From page 275:

"When Rodriguez was told by a ballboy that other Yankees players referred to him as "b---h t--s" and "shrinkey d--k", Rodriguez apparently buried and his head in his hands and began to weep openly. But sadness turned quickly to rage and he began almost immediately throwing bats, gloves and helmets around the Yankees lockeroom screaming "it's that f-----r Jeter that's doing all this. F--k that f-----g guy. I'm gonna get him. Him and that sweaty freak Giambi are gonna pay.""

:O

wow

Okay now you guys write some.