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I think Journey's responsible for Journey being played everywhere.

FUNKY MOOSE 4 LIFE

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

typical pop-ist music industry apologist comment, daver. ; )

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Just stating the facts, ma'am.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking earlier this week about how people would treat them next season and what a furor it would cause. No way would I put money on them making the playoffs next year - I have to assume that the pitching regresses somewhat and they come closer to breaking even on close games. So yeah, definitely second-place.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Clear Channel? I hardly knew her!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

No mention yet that Posednik recently married a Playmate?

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

this one:

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/l/lisaderganpatio1.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

So, first and third, one out, bottom of the ninth. You need one run to win the game. The guy on third base just stole third base basically standing up, so you know the guy can run. Konerko's holding first and Iguchi's holding second. If it doesn't work, you have runners on first and second so why exactly do you not bunt in this situation? The Smallball teams bunt all season long, but as soon as a bunt might actually be useful...

Anyway, congrats, Sox. This shit is over.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Why the Sox aren't the Socks:

http://www.slate.com/id/2128744/?nav=tap3

The real gold there (last para) is that the "Highlanders"-era Yanks were also known as the Porchclimbers.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

My buddy Dan wrote that. Cool article.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Al Lopez RIP

Glad he got to see the White Sox win one.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 31 October 2005 08:31 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wow, that sucks. rip.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
I'm takin' a ROCKET

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 18 February 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
OZUNA-ANDERSON-MACKOWIAK outfield!!!

The stuff nightmares are made of. Thanks Ozz.

Throw in Widger at the plate and you've got the freakin Keystone Cops out there. sheesh. freakin Z-Team out there tonight.

Anyway, they'll be fine. Hangover city right now.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

The pluses: Jenks looks decent. Thome has single-handedly provided the Sox offense a life jacket so far. Burly looked solid today. Crede's defense down the stretch was very 2005-esque.

The minuses: too many to mention. Atrocious offense. Judy Garland instead of Jon. A pronounced lack of killer instinct with RISP and the game on the line.

I still say it's going to be a 2-team race with the Tribe this year, but the Sox need to shit or get off the pot fairly soon.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, only 157 games left to right the sinking ship!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

damn, jim thome

gear (gear), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Thome was my best fantasy team pickup. He's making up for the craptitude of the rest of my draft.

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Best play of the season thusfar:

http://www.southsidesox.com/story/2006/4/15/181943/580

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 17 April 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Agreed, Poly. I almost shit my pants when Iguchi initially threw the ball, though -- it looked destined for the stands or the visitor's dugout.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 17 April 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

thing about Thome is ... it ain't really about the fact that he is hitting ... He is hitting absolute BOMBS!!@!

freaking unreal the moonshots he is serving up. I dunno ... it's weird, I'm not tryin to be a homey; I'm just so honestly freaked-out about the distance I am witnessing on Thome's BOMBS.....

Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 17 April 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

it's weird, I'm not tryin to be a homey; I'm just so honestly freaked-out about the distance I am witnessing on Thome's BOMBS.....

yeah, it's making me wonder if there might be some creedence behind the juiced ball theory for this year. the thought being that since the players wouldn't be juiced the balls would be to try to minimize the difference in stats.

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 17 April 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Pablo Ozuna: 5'11'', 195 lbs. 5 seasons, 146 appearances, 333 ABs ... 0 home runs .. until tonight: game-tying shot with two out in the bottom of the 9th against Easy Eddie.

I don't know if it was as great as watching George Mason beat UConn, but it was sure was nice.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

should mention: wuz PH HR

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

DEW DROP INN

unbelievable game by Pablo; scores GW run off the bat of Uribe.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

What a weird, see-saw game. Awful relief pitching by both squads, amazing clutch hitting by Crede and Ozuna, and WTF was Grover thinking with that outfield placement with Ozuna on 2nd representing the winning run? Whatevs, I'll take it.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The White Sox have to be the most "against all odds" team of unlikely heroes seen in baseball in, what, like 3 or 4 seasons?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Guillen calls columnist Mariotti homosexual slur


On Tuesday to reporters, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen referred to Chicago Sun-Times columnist and Around the Horn contributor Jay Mariotti as a derogatory name for a homosexual.

Angry with a recent column by Mariotti critical of Guillen's handling of recently demoted relief pitcher Sean Tracey and upset with Mariotti with columns of the past, Guillen said to reporters when referring to Mariotti before Tuesday's game with the Cardinals, "What a piece of [expletive] he is, [expletive] fag."

"I don't have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country."

Mariotti was covering the NBA Finals Tuesday night and was not present to hear what Guillen said.

Columnist Greg Couch of the Sun-Times wrote a column Wednesday in response, calling for commissioner Bud Selig to suspend Guillen for his use of a "hurtful homophobic" term.

Before writing the column, Couch asked Guillen for an explanation. Guillen defended his use of the term "fag" by saying this about homosexuals and the use of the word in question: "I don't have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country.''

Guillen said that in his native Venezuela, that word is not a reference to a person's sexuality, but to his courage. He said he was saying that Mariotti is "not man enough to meet me and talk about [things before writing].''

Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago.

"I called that of this man [Mariotti],'' he told Couch. "I'm not trying to hurt anybody [else]."

Scott Reifert, the White Sox's vice president of communications, offered to apologize on behalf of the organization when approached by Couch.

"To anybody who was insulted or hurt by that comment ... as an organization, we'll certainly apologize," Reifert told Couch.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ozziefag

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago."

?!!?!?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

He's not gay - he's just a lesbian.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't wait for Hawk to weigh in on this one.

mattbot (mattbot), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ozzie also thinks you could totally eat dinner off Neal Cotts' ass.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

(no homo)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

So, the Sox totally spanked the great St. Louis Cardinales 20-6 last night...

In the third, every member of the Sox lineup got a hit in the inning (a couple had two IIRC.) Has that ever happened before?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

(I do love the part about going "to a Madonna concert" in that story above!)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago."

HAHAHA WHAT? god i love ozzie. also, if you're gonna call someone a fag, it might as well be Jay Mariotti.

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

...and in the first inning of game 2, the pounding continues...

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"attends WNBA games" is my favorite part.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Liza Minelli, showtunes, macrame... it's all good.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

n/h

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

that's two starters in a row for the cards that have given up at least nine runs

gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/10/white_sox_kiss.jpg

c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.canseconet.com/massage.jpg

gear (gear), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i damn near drove off the road when i heard ozzie's 'some of my best friends...' addendum today. they were comparing it to rocker's comments which while yeah these are reprehensible (and surely him saying it about mariotti is a mitigating factor) they're still nowhere near rocker league.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i would've let rocker slide if he was hilarious like OG!! hell, ozzie could go out and participate in a gaybashing and i would prob just like him more lol~~~

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 June 2006 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link


Please, you can't be serious, I detect girlish sarcasm there.

Anyway, does mlb have a consistent policy on such statements? Like, say you had Italian teammates but openly refused to eat pizza or pasta in front of them because your family was 'boycotting' Italian food? How is THAT not equally bigoted?

ed slanders (edslanders), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

SOUTH SIIIIIDE!!!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link


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