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― eman, Friday, 13 February 2009 16:42 (seventeen years ago)
hey, Selena Roberts has an A-Rod BOOK coming out in April. I CAN'T WAIT
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)
Tim (NY): Odds that (i) Selig tries to suspend ARod; (ii) gets away with it?
SportsNation Rob Neyer: (1:31 PM ET ) (i) 50:1 (ii) 100:1 ... whatever happens will be carefully orchestrated by all parties involved.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
MJ (Edmonton): Let's say Arod finishes with 800+ HR. Do you think he makes the hall of fame?
SportsNation Rob Neyer: (1:59 PM ET ) He'll be there someday ... Wait! He just lost his composure! Must be the acting lessons from Madonna, the great thespian...
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
dammit, somebody tell Bonds -- CRY ON CAMERA, early and often!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/17/as-it-happens-watching-a-rod/
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
Of course Swisher still wears open-top hats.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
Tim Keown echoes my thoughts on this matter:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=keown/090217&sportCat=mlb
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)
Is it "cheating" if there was no clear statistical benefit? I don't know if there's a meaningful answer.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 08:15 (seventeen years ago)
It is cheating if he attempted to gain some benefit by engaging in prohibited activities.
I'm just most sickened by the "Judge me from this point forward" bullshit. Fuck you. I can't just call "reset" on my life - why the fuck should you? Because you are fabulously rich? Because you're a very talented athelete who may or may not have augmented your reputation because of the use of steroids?
Fuck off. No resets. Nope.
(BTW - I'm an Orioles fan. Just a disclosure)
― Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
where's that Brady Anderson apology?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
"Is it "cheating" if there was no clear statistical benefit?"
If you copy off someone's test in class and that person gets an "F" is it cheating?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
theres no clear statistical benefit because we dont have the information to do a legit statistical analysis - not because one has been done and shown no effect
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
ie we dont know who was using roids and when
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
I'm sorry for his sideburns. But he never tested positive, did he?
Fuck A-Roid.
― Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
If someone buys oregano thinking it's pot, is it still just to arrest them for possession?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
Depends on whether or not they can cook.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
if someone buys pot, smokes it, but fails to get high, are they still breaking the law?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)
yah
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
if a man eats another man, but its in the dream of a third man, is it right?
― max, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
xxp: happened to me w/ shr00mz
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
it's ILB guests max & icey, ladies & germs.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)
anyway, it's nice to finally see some a Republican drug user talk about his drug use. lol did he actually say "I've come to take my medicine" yesterday?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
^typed w/ sleep deprivation
The fake pot analogy falls apart quickly - potheads aren't playing a game where greatness is measured in statistics, and are not engaging in an activity that alters the ability of current players to compete against great stats of the past.
All they want is some chips and some video games.
― Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
lol im pretty sure the fake pot analogy was supposed to be a joke
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
POTHEADS play MINDGAMES
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
It's sort of a joke, but why do we treat the crime of cheating with so much more scorn than other crimes? Ugie Urbina murdered a guy and spent maybe two days in the media news cycle, with barely a "tsk tsk".
And among steroid users, Nook Logan and Alex Rodriguez committed the same crime and received immensely disproportionate scorn for it. Why does Alex Rodriguez receive a different de facto punishment for the same crime simply because he was more talented than Logan or others? Why is Bonds a pariah but Giambi is a good guy, when neither have ACTUALLY admitted to using steroids?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)
bcz the Holy Crusade is led by sportswriters/yakkers who are overwhelmingly envious, resentful, pathetic pricks.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
its because people care abt baseball - urbina attempted murdered a guy and its just another fucked up story - if u fuck w/the game tho...
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
it's all about the media, dawg. nobody gives a shit about nook, the media likes giambi, everybody hates bonds, a-rod is the best player in the game to some people so people "care" more, etc
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
and obv people don't care about the NFL and its juiced phalanx of giants (small g)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
"Ugie Urbina murdered a guy and spent maybe two days in the media news cycle, with barely a "tsk tsk"."
BECAUSE HE'S UGIE URBINA! Plus it happened in Venezuela.
"Why is Bonds a pariah but Giambi is a good guy, when neither have ACTUALLY admitted to using steroids?"
Because Barry Bonds comes off as a jerk whereas Jason Giambi comes off as a sweaty bug eyed freak.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
the media only cares about superstars who are currently playing the game (unless your name is pete rose or one of the ex-future HOF roiders)
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
"and obv people don't care about the NFL and its juiced phalanx of giants (small g)"
Waah waah.
ppl really are surprised that nook fucking logan and a-rod are perceived differently and treated differently?
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
Dr Morbius is SHOCKED SHOCKED.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
do people still rep for giambi? i thought he was a big fucking joke by now
― velko, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
also, A-Rod just sent another 17,000 troops to Afghanistan. JESUS CHRIST
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
see what you get for when you vote for the RODMESSIAH
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
you're confusing media stars again dr. m
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
giambi is universally regarded as a nice guy and a-rod is universally regarded as a tool.
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
"also, A-Rod just sent another 17,000 troops to Afghanistan. JESUS CHRIST"
You should always sign your posts JESUS CHRIST.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
Never said I was surprised.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)
its kinda funny the contrarian crowd accusing everyone of hypocrisy are really the people demanding moral certainty when yr average fan is just miffed at some famous dude for fucking w/their entertainment
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)
Why does Alex Rodriguez receive a different de facto punishment for the same crime simply because he was more talented than Logan or others?
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
btw urbina only attempted to murder a guy - its like a blown save - keep track
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://10.media.tumblr.com/zRBvFkBk3k2ub3mqohivc48Co1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
Q:if Hilary Clinton and A-Rod got married what nickname would Dr. M. use to refer to the both of them?
A: RodRod
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think it's possible to look at those pictures of A-Rod and not hate him, frankly.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)