jesus... how many people in this?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
it's 10 teams so it's already pretty shallow, but i also got some good pitchers in there too
like jon niese, who is projected to make more points than all of them except pujols
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
has anyone done an ottoneu? my friend's younger bro is starting 1 and i only very vaguely know what it is, but i kinda want 2 do it i think
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
u guys wont hurt my feelings if by way of seeing my ZiPS projections in ilx2k13 suggesting that im prob too dumb for ottoneu~
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
it has a dumb name so no
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
Um... What is it?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
im just gonna start reading abt it; the name at least is from this dude(http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1009525&position=SS)and my hunch is the idea that u need to be on the level as if u wld know who the modern day equiv of this meaningless bastard today ~ ie. behave like an actual gm or w/e
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
hopefully its so realistic that i can act like steve phillips and get some action from an intern
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
13 teams; Hitters: R, H, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS, NSB; Pitchers: W, HR, K, ERA, WHIP, OBPA, SV+H. I drafted #6:
C: Salvador Perez1B: Adrian Gonzalez2B: Neil Walker3B: Adrian BeltreSS: Asdrubal CabreraLF: Carlos GonzalezCF: Yoenis CespedesRF: Lorenzo CainUTIL: Michael Bourn
Bench: Kendrys Morales, Howie Kendrick, Hunter Pence, Andrelton Simmons, Ryan Doumit, Daniel Murphy
SP: Yu Darvish, Yovani Gallardo, Jarrod Parker, Jeremy HellicksonRP: Joe Nathan, Jim Johnson, Grant Balfour, Ernesto Frieri
― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
14 teams small roster league I made up a couple of years ago - AVG, HR, RBI, net steals, OPS, R; 2xW-L, net saves, K/9, QS, ERA, WHIPit's as stat-friendly as I can get the locals
I was having some trouble running the auction (noisy sports bar) and I'm not totally enamored of my team. Also totes fucked if Ryan Braun gets suspended, I dropped $68 of our $250 budget on him.
Montero, Miguel C - ARI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Goldschmidt, Paul 1B - ARI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Utley, Chase 2B - PHI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Alvarez, Pedro 3B - PIT 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Rollins, Jimmy SS - PHI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Braun, Ryan OF - MIL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Choo, Shin-Soo OF - CIN 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Upton, B.J. OF - ATL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - .000 Konerko, Paul 1B - CHW
Griffin, A.J. P - OAK 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - - Kuroda, Hiroki P - NYY 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - - Lester, Jon P - BOS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - - Minor, Mike P - ATL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - - Parker, Jarrod P - OAK 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 - - Samardzija, Jeff P - CHC
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
12-team traditional rotisserie league, $300 cap - I won it my first year playing in 1991 w/ Cecil Fielder and Bobby Thigpen leading the charge; I don't remember collecting winnings as a 10-year old, tbh, so I think I might have gotten screwed. I think I've managed to win every 4-5 years since then on average.I had to throw back Jason Heyward @17, Mike Napoli@17, Billy Butler@27, some other good ones due to keeper restrictions. But I have Strasburg and Bryce Harper cheap and some other quality youth cheap - prices increase by a schedule every year, so if you keep a $16-21 player this year, he's $22 next year then $27 and on up until $52 where the price sticks.
C - Arencibia $3C - Posey $171B - Rizzo $72B - Uggla $11 - I really wanted Jedd Gyorko here but I started bidding on Uggla and I don't know why 3B - Beltre $27SS - Castro $121/3 - Alvarez $172/S - Jeter $8 - there was no one left, fuck fuck fuckOF - Bourn $21OF - Harper $7OF - Adam Jones $22OF - Markakis $6OF - BJ Upton $35 - oh shit have him in two leagues fuckUT - VERNON WELLS - lol cut him for the best free agent left
Josh Beckett - $1AJ Burnett - $4AJ Griffin - $5Dan Haren - $7Hellickson - $8Motte - $12 - hope you don't need a new elbow, broNiese - $7Parnell - $5Strasburg - $17Verlander - $27
Minors:Travis D'ArnaudLeonys MartinManny BanuelosArchie BradleyDylan Bundy
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
I tend to blow off saves and try to get them during the season, but our auctions don't really work out for going with super-cheap pitching so I never quite nail down the LIMA plan/etc.
also two big roster (24 active, 10 reserve, 5 minors) draft leagues but they're boring and I only play in them because I always have. Auctions are so much better. If you've only played draft or online, find a local group and have an auction league!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
Second one I have buyer's remorse on keeping Adam Jones @ $22 over Heyward @ $17, but I think Jones has a lower floor for this year at least.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
nice price on starlin
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
was thinking the same thing on castro
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
Posey, Rizzo, Castro, Harper, Strasburg all started out in my minorsfirst year call-up, the salary is $5, goes up to $7 then up in $5 increments every year. If you pay attention to your minors, you can build a solid, cheap core. I'm jelly of the guy who beat me to Trout in the minor league draft.
The only thing that's screwed me is that we only protect 6 position players/4 pitchers max. Everyone else uses Baseball America or w/e for their minors draft, so they wind up with single-A shortstops who can't hit beyond the five or six guys who get a lot of press.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link
feel ok abt this draft from last night. wasn't happy w/ the wraparound last/first pick scenario and also being directly behind the 3rd and 2nd place finishers from last yr (draft order decided by reverse finish order prev yr), i literally 4 times had guys queued up that were picked right b4 me
Round Pick Player1. (12) Matt Cain2. (13) Aramis Ramirez3. (36) Jimmy Rollins4. (37) Joe Mauer5. K(60) Billy Butler6. (61) Rafael Soriano7. (84) Adam LaRoche8. (85) Michael Morse9. (108) Todd Frazier10. (109) Oscar Taveras11. (132) Jason Kubel12. K(133) Andrew McCutchen13. (156) Matt Harrison14. (157) Ernesto Frieri15. (180) Ben Revere16. K(181) Matt Moore17. K(204) Jarrod Parker18. K(205) Jose Altuve19. K(228) R.A. Dickey20. (229) David Hernandez21. (252) Jeff Keppinger22. (253) Carlos Marmol23. (276) Jason Vargas24. (277) Hyun-Jin Ryu
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
currently on my roster:
Jason Motte (DL)Mitchell BoggsTrevor RosenthalEdward Mujica
my only other closer is greg holland. should've fucking punted saves.
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
just gonna c&p how filthy this dudes team is in my, decently-competitive, yahoo h2h league right now, shit is mind boggling
C Victor Martinez(Det - C)1B Freddie Freeman(Atl - 1B)2B Everth Cabrera(SD - 2B,SS)3B Evan Longoria(TB - 3B)SS Jean Segura(Mil - SS)OF Chris Davis(Bal - 1B,OF)OF Jose Bautista(Tor - OF)OF Mike Trout(LAA - OF)Util Adrian Beltre(Tex - 3B)Util Kyle Seager(Sea - 2B,3B)BN Joey Votto(Cin - 1B)BN Michael Cuddyer(Col - 1B,OF) SP Adam Wainwright(StL - SP)SP Matt Harvey(NYM - SP)RP Jason Grilli(Pit - RP)RP Glen Perkins(Min - RP)P Kenley Jansen(LAD - RP)P Trevor Rosenthal(StL - RP)P Kevin Gregg(ChC - RP)BN Jim Henderson(Mil - RP)BN Shelby Miller(StL - SP,RP)BN Hisashi Iwakuma(Sea - SP,RP)BN Clayton Kershaw(LAD - SP)DL Michael Pineda(NYY - SP)DLDL Brandon Beachy(Atl - SP)DL
― johnny crunch, Friday, 14 June 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
fuck fuck fuckjsut made a huge blockbuster trade deadline dealdesmond, davis and tigers pitching staff out (hard to explain)jupton, granderson, harper in15 minutes laterharper leaves the gamepossibly oblique injuryUUUUGGGGHHHHH
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
ok two days ok ok ok calm down will
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
with grandy off the dl and heyward hitting better, i had a v packed OF -- those 2 + bautista, rios, de aza and aoki for four spots. and ben zobies can move over in a pinch. so i just traded rios for aj burnett w/a dude with a whole lot of pitching desperate for a OF. sort of surprised he jumped on it so quickly, sort of worried abt burnett being a million yrs old
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
I worry about Heyward.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 August 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link
Like, constantly.
AHAHAHA
BAUTISTA AND HEYWARD TO THE DL ON CONSECUTIVE DAYS
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heyward was just starting to pick things up too :(
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
bautistaheywardbeachycolonnow harvey!
i am SINKING INTO HELLFUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
yeah i am in a 4 yr cycle in my h2h league of - win the league, miss the playoffs, win the league, now probably going to miss the playoffs :[
oh well, @ least that bodes well for nxt yr
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
I'm overthinknig this so much. In the finals vs. a guy I really don't want to win my other glorping league. Starting to overthink this.
7/9 of my starters are decided -- the rest of my team is "stacked" on paper but seriously having my doubts. I'm starting Trout and Harper in the OF (big trade last year & this year to get them in a keeper league, awwww yeeeeah), but I need to start another OF and another U. Who would you pick from this list?
Swisher (hot), Jupton (not so much + lots of righties), Granderson (cold), Butler (hmmmmm), Kemp (ugh), Ellsbury (injured until at least Wednesday). Rosters get locked tonight for the week, btw.
Any thoughts?
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 23 September 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link
You have Trout, Harper, Granderson, Butler, Kemp, and Ellsbury on the same team? Jeez.
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 September 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
It's a super shallow 8 team league, and I made a massive trade near the deadline shipping out my late round goldmine Chris Davis (along with the Tigers pitching staff and Ian Desmond) getting Grandy, Jupton and Harper back. It was a pretty lopsided pull but the other guy was out of the running and wanted a keeper for next year who'd give him a big advantage (Davis over Jupton or Harper or Grandy makes sense).
Year before I traded the same guy Fielder and got Trout. Which at the time might have looked like kind of an over-pay... that one worked out. :) The others -- Kemp, keeper; Ellsbury, fell realllly far in the draft for some reason; Butler, mid-round pick that hasn't really been good enough for my starting nine (did I mention I jumped super early on Goldschmidt, too?)
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
fucking fuck
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
at the very end of the very last games played today, every single thing went wrong to prevent me from taking third place and $125
-tulo walks instead of making an out-venable gets a useless hit, giving denorfia one last chance to make an out, which he does-pence gets the walkoff, preventing sandoval from giving me one last chance to get a hit and tie BA-rex fucking brothers loads the bases in the bottom of the ninth with a 1-run lead and fails to fucking continue failing-ron fucking washington decides to continue abusing his elderly pitchers and goes with nathan for the bottom of the ninth after using him the previous 3 days, rather than letting the young, virile scheppers get the two-inning save
and none of this would've been a problem if it weren't for PEDRO FUCKING STROP, EX-ORIOLE BENT ON REVENGE AGAINST ME PERSONALLY, giving up a useless run to STL, ensuring that there wouldn't be a save opportunity for trevor rosenthal.
JUST ONE of these things happening/not happening is the difference between nothing and $125. I NEED $125
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link
shld mention, this was a two week matchup, and this is what our final batting averages looked like:
me: 148/539him: 148/538
if i had tied it would've given me the win
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
I was just one home run away from $160 yesterday
I was down by 40 points (a huge amount) and in the last day managed to pull back to tied (unreal) and Beltre hit a homer, and Goldschmidt didn't
fml
at least when it wasn't close my hopes weren't up
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 30 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
lol nvm apparently i won
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 30 September 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link
just offered yu and scherzer for trout. it's a league with a whopping three (3) keepers that get recycled every three (3) years, so what's the fucking point anyway, i just really want cabrera and trout on my team together
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Friday, 4 October 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
i led my roto league by like 30 points for almost the entire season and in the last week someone overtook me and pushed me to 2nd place by like 2 points
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 4 October 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
not ready this year. i might just not prepare at all, maybe that'll be smart. who knows. i'm looking at mockdraftcentral's averages and i just have no idea anymore. apparently hunter pence deserves to go in the low 20s? apparently he had a good year or smth? mark trumbo at 26? really? idek.
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Friday, 7 February 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
should i keep scherzer or bautista
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 March 2014 05:12 (ten years ago) link
y
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 March 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link
dunno the stats you track, or what the people in your league value, but when i have a tough pick (esp between a pitcher and a batter) i try to figure out which one is most likely to still be available in the last pick of the first round. if you think you can grab one in the redraft, drop that one.
― Sam Malone, no relation (Will M.), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
the keepers are so pointless it doesn't matter, it's just a 3-keeper league and my other 2 are cabrera and yu. my plan is just "pick the top three players according to ADP" and because mockdraftcentral has bautista way higher than scherzer, i figured i'd take him. and then ESPN actually started drafting and scherzer's like 10 spots higher than jose (this is an ESPN league). MDC rankings are always better but i'm actually not sure who value more. probably going with jose but it's annoying.
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link
my other team name: Machado About Nothing. i am very proud of this one.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
golf clap
(i have a good new one for our new season)
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:17 (ten years ago) link
torn on a last keeper -- say all else equal or w/e, who'd you take of the below for just this year
WerthRyuWachaMatt Moore
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link
wacha/moore over ryu. i'd lean wacha between the two personally, but moore might be a better option depending on your league (ie. which one is worth more in trade value? which one can you not just redraft later?).
that said tho, i haven't mentioned werth bc you need to rule out 2 SPs... the real question is, does it make more sense to keep a pretty great OF or a pretty great SP in your league? i'd say odds are werth is the best option in most leagues, but i dunno yours.
― Sam Malone, no relation (Will M.), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
My team name in the ILX league I was pretty satisfied w/, so I put it in and left it (Villar Love Triangle). However in my other league I completely haven't come up with one I like so far... lowlights include Imagine Pagans, Pauliment Funkagoldschmidt, and my most recent, STROP LORD.
― Sam Malone, no relation (Will M.), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
or go 'ten gold chains like im job, JOBA RRANKS'
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link