i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night

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I read they put in Weaver as a pinch runner the other night. wtf?

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Pitchers pinch run all the time! Sometimes, they even do it well!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I hereby declare it "TACO DAY" in Chavez Ravine. Pedro Feliz, Marquis Grissom and Edgardo Alfonzo are doing their best to keep the taco shells filled.

Coaching visit to the mound and only one out. SF 3, LA 0.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S TACO TIME! 4-0.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

5 fucking TACOS!

These aren't those long tacos that you get at some places, these are strictly more of the station to station variety.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha! I was just coming to this thread to declare a "tacofest"!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

To his credit (cough), 5 runs on only 31 pitches is pretty efficient.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Dave, do you like Tacos?

― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Um ... maybe?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://korvas.net/Pictures/apples.jpg

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM TACOS.

― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, Spartacus - talk to me when the G-pen doesn't blow the lead. FEAR THE REPKO.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

AARGH why wait for the pen when Woodman's "dealing" and Feliz is "fielding"?

― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh taco.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna run for the border this evening, but fug that.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey it's TACO TIME again.

xxpost

― Leeenge de Bruijn (Leee), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

8 tacos...perilously close to the gabled 10 pack!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

jeff weaver why u braek heart

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

weaver gets a sweet ass no decision due to some miraculous comeback in the bottom of the 9th. huzzah.

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

This is how it feels after you eat 8-10 tacos:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050412/i/r1048350455.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

How To Get Banned From ILBB

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ha! i thought asking where this thread was in several other threads was sufficient grounds.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

can we talk about last night?

so many tacos.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Saturday, 23 April 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Tacos abound when you're kicking back a brewski @ Coors Field!

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 23 April 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

okay, dodgers got the result, but i did see mr. weave serve up a tasty taco to eric milton. yep, uncle milton's first hit of the year was a harold reynolds!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 9 May 2005 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

LOS ANGELES PITCHER JEFF WEAVER WAS EJECTED BY HOME PLATE UMPIRE JIM JOYCE AFTER THE BOTTOM OF THE THIRD INNING FOR ARGUING A CALL AT SECOND BASE.

Derek Lowe is on the mound, BTW.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

EAT LESS TACOS JEFF

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the st. lou announcer sed "good thing erik gagne isn't there."

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

he looks like such an angry fuck, doesn't he?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 June 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Didnt he give up another home run to a fucking pitcher again last night?

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but it was THE ONLY RUN he allowed! Give the guy some slack!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I'll be seeing Jeff "seven consecutive quality starts" Weaver vs Victor "spotty run support" Zambrano on Friday at Shea.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

the orioles are now talking about the taco king as a cheap alternative to burnett.

bra-vo.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

weaver just made a pinch-hit appearance.

― maura (maura), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Dontrelle pinch-hit today too!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Marquis puts them all to shame

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 1 August 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.longbeachstate.com/PIX/PIXBBC/MUGS/weaver-web.gif

Olympic Qualifiers: USA 6, Mexico 5
A close one for Team USA, starter Jered Weaver struck out the first six batters he faced. In the third with two outs, Weaver gave up two runs on a walk, a triple, a single, and a double before retiring Francisco Mendez to end the inning. Weaver only posted four innings before getting yanked.

WAY TO BRO

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

Just chiming in to report that the Taco Twins, yes Jered and Jeff Weaver, are now teammates for the La Ciudad De La Reina De Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Orange County, California, USA, Earth, Milky Way.

No taco night has been proposed... yet.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Boras got his client a sweet ass deal. Equivalent moneys, less years. Way to bro.

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Thursday, 16 February 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

I saw Tino Martinez in Tower Records just before Christmas. I didn't hang around long enough to see what he bought. I told the cashier guy that Tino Martinez was in da house and he was like "who?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I saw Jeff Kent at the Metreon last weekend. He looked surly. Also the woman he was with who was presumably his wife was surprisingly short and not terribly glamorous. We couldn't figure out what he was doing in SF either. He lives in Texas, right?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah he has a big ranch out there. maybe he was visiting barry for valentine's day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

once again, i must say how much i love the fact that this thread is periodically revived.

tacos!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 17 February 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

I saw Mike Piazza walking up Broadway @ 19th street one day. Thhat dude's BIG.

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

so, jered weaver likes tequila with his tacos?

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 February 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Line Score
CAC
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
- - - - - - - - - - - -
LA ANGELS 1 1 4 0
SAN FRANCISCO 6 6 5 0 (END BOT 1)

HOME RUNS: SFO - MARK SWEENEY (1) OFF JEFF WEAVER IN THE 1ST
ELIEZER ALFONZO (1) OFF JEFF WEAVER IN THE 1ST

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, looks like he's ready for the regular season!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 March 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

8 Earned Runs over 2 2/3 innings.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

(a/k/a an 8-pack of tacos).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Gygax, I kiss you for the original story here.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Jeff Weaver is like every guy who taunted me in elementary school rolled into one hateable package.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 04:54 (twenty years ago)

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@pedromoura
Jered Weaver is topping out at 84 mph through two long innings. 3 runs in, and Minute Maid Park is calling many of his fastballs changeups.

― Andy K, Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:56 (nine years ago)

seven months pass...

0.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 2 HBP

@sdutdennislin
Jered Weaver said he's been dealing with some dead arm since his last bullpen. He's had dead-arm phases in past springs.

...

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:36 (nine years ago)

Try STRETCHING.

― Andy K, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 22:26 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

14 homers allowed in 35.2 IP

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:21 (nine years ago)

Greg Zaun (the blue jays wannabe don cherry talking head) has started referring to home runs as tacos.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:39 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://popculturehasaids.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/weaver_5-24-09.jpg

― Andy K, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

This is a death.

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

*scrapes tortilla chip across empty family-size guac container*

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

thread is now awaiting the next generation of weavers

― qualx, Thursday, 17 August 2017 05:07 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

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Of course the Seager parents are in the building for Dodgers vs. Mariners.

Even with just Kyle playing (get well soon, Corey), his mom Jody had to rep both sides. pic.twitter.com/Z8ww5aeHQc
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) August 18, 2018

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― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:09 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Every single time I see "Bernie Sanders campaign advisor Jeff Weaver" I have to remind myself, sadly, that it's not *that* Jeff Weaver. https://t.co/TFlCTSK4tT
— Jon Tayler, Smiling Politely (@JATayler) April 27, 2020

― Andy K, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:05 (six years ago)

two years pass...

Man what’s a guy gotta do to get an invite to spring? Zero calls since I retired.. kinda weird. Oh well.
— Jered Weaver (@Weave1036) February 25, 2023

Any organizations with a "no stretching" philosophy out there?

― Andy K, Thursday, 30 March 2023 17:15 (three years ago)

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