Barry Bonds is the DEVIL!!!

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Bonds is into cycling now

(insert PED joke here)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 27 July 2012 10:16 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

All 74 of Barry Bonds's playoff plate appearances in 2002

Bonds reached base 43 times. He had eight homers, scored 18 runs, and drove in 16. He hit .356, even though his BABIP was .242. His OBP was .581 and he slugged .978.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

good story on bonds in retirement: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63887128

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Barry Bonds had a 5.000 OPS against 23 pitchers, including Guillermo Mota, whom he faced nine times.

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)

Do you have to pay extra for the play index, or do I just not know how to use it? Fascinating looking through that list.

1) Against Atlanta's big three: Smoltz (.284/.467/.701), Glavine (.329/.442/.588), Maddux (.262/.370/.485)

2) I think the first good-to-great pitcher to show up on the list (in a decent sample) who was owned by Bonds is Tim Hudson (.407/.500/1.000)

3) Couldn't hit David Cone at all (.175/.267/.275)

4) By Bonds's standards, basically a draw vs. Randy Johnson (.306/.452/.551); hardly went to bat against Clemens, Pedro, or Mussina

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

Name the five guys who finished ahead of Bonds in 1986's ROY voting.

Includes: one (almost?) borderline HOF'er, one future MVP, one pretty good career reliever, a good middle infielder, and one flaky guy of no consequence whatsoever.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

Roger McDowell is career reliever, right?

Trying to remember who even won NL that year.... Canseco was AL.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Completely forgot that was Worrell's rookie year. For some reason I thought it was 87 (when he was so dominant).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

You've got Worrell. Geographically speaking, you should have an easy time with three of the other four.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

Yeah I looked. Honestly I don't remember that regular season that much (the next year was when I started following A's games religiously) but I definitely remember the post-season.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

I was impressed looking at Robby Thompson's career box. He was damn good until he fell off a cliff at 32.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

Very solid in his day yeah. In a non-Ryne Sandberg alternative universe he would likely have gotten more attention.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

http://regressing.deadspin.com/barry-bonds-was-an-alien-god-who-destroyed-space-time-t-1610228611

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 July 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

relevant!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2021860612/barry-bronze-the-barry-bonds-statue-project

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/BarryBonds

mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

Joan Rivers you are forever loved and will be missed.#RIPJoanRivers

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 5 September 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bzcx_fyCUAAA50B.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

thinking baout things

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

the player's coffee

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

Probably decaf now.

cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Bob Costas sanctimoniously questions Barry's sudden ability to effortlessly lift such a massive cup of coffee, and how Barry ruined the grand old tradition of drinking from a mug.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

that is clearly some North Beach cappuccino, his cup has shrunk in recent years

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

that neck.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

where?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 October 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...
two weeks pass...

WHO NEEDS A DESIGNATED HITTER

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:35 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/BarryBonds/status/618502434319650816

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)

New Barry seems so chill.

Spottie, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

feds dropped their case! $6 million well used.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:36 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

@CraigMish
Barry Bonds just beat the Marlins players on a back field HR BP contest. Including Stanton.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)

#freebarry

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:11 (ten years ago)

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He hit #666 last night.

― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, April 20, 2004

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 17 March 2016 12:02 (ten years ago)

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:(

Sorry To Be The Bearer Of Bad Poos (Leee), Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:35 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15880107/miami-marlins-hitting-coach-barry-bonds-says-acted-straight-stupid-mlb-career

He's sorry for being a dick all those years. But when he tried not being a dick, he didn't hit as well, so his teammates asked him to be more of a dick again.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:52 (ten years ago)

Joking aside, I'll happily take Bonds' side in this. If he wants to be a loner, let him, it's nobody's business.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

You might want to turn off your Javascript before visiting this site but: http://oldtimefamilybaseball.com/post/73935637744/25-greatest-barry-bonds-facts

Nicholas Nickelback (Leee), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)

what should i ask Barry at the SABR panel in 3 weeks? Ozuna's swing, or how he turned down his assholishness?

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 00:39 (nine years ago)

For your sake, the latter.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 7 July 2016 09:03 (nine years ago)

yeah i knew someone was gonna drive through that; good work, librarian

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2016 11:27 (nine years ago)

find a way to ask both in the same question

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)

You know I had to Google Ozuna to find out he wasn't a Japanese player.

Nicholas Nickelback (Leee), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)

Ask him why Ichiro doesn't hit more home runs

a simba man (Will M.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

not the devil, but "special advisor" to the Giants' chief executive (whoever that is)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:17 (nine years ago)

back home where he belongs <3

Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:28 (nine years ago)

Currently on television, speaking about hitting mechanics, wearing Giants gear.

Andy K, Friday, 24 March 2017 02:48 (nine years ago)

"Can you still hit?"

"Very well."

Andy K, Friday, 24 March 2017 02:51 (nine years ago)

He could still slug as a DH I bet.

Handsome Bookor, Friday, 24 March 2017 13:24 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMfT2cZGHg&t=3s

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 April 2017 05:44 (nine years ago)

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/4/11/15264034/barry-bonds-2004-stats-chart-party

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 April 2017 05:45 (nine years ago)

I understand the point he's making, but without a bat, well, you know...

clemenza, Friday, 14 April 2017 17:00 (nine years ago)


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