The One Ring was created by the Dark Lord Sauron during the Second Age in order to gain dominion over the free peoples of Middle-earth. In disguise as Annatar, or "Lord of Gifts", he aided the Elven smiths of Eregion and their leader Celebrimbor in the making of the Rings of Power. He then forged the One Ring himself in the fires of Mount Doom. He intended it to be the most powerful of all Rings, able to rule and control the others (as long as their owners wore them). Since the other Rings were extremely powerful, Sauron was obliged to place most of his native power, life force and will into it to effect his purpose. there were certain pros & cons to this. The pros was that as long as the Ring existed, it was literally quite impossible to remove him from the mortal plane. On the other hand, the cons that the Ring possessed was that if he were to lose the Ring, he would also lose a great deal of his own power (when it was cut off from his hand, he lost/forsook a physical body for at least another 2500 years), and if the Ring were to be destroyed, he too would be vanquished in the process.
― omar little, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
of that list i guess only igor, manny and jr. wore batting gloves
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
Montreal's turf (& maybe swinging at everything w/ 150% effort) messed him up. ;_;
Also: no rings. ;_;
Also: the Angels hitters aside from Vlad kinda blow. u_u
But: vladimir guerrero!!! :D
― David R., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
LAAoA: worst team name in sports? I can't think of many worse ones. Maybe Wash'n Redskins, or FC United.
― Will M., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dgoobl/VladTavares.jpg
― G00blar, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/9/14/4729002/vladimir-guerrero-retires-mlb
Okay...didn't realize this needed to be done.
― clemenza, Saturday, 14 September 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)
these days, Wladimir Balentien (sp?) is where it's at
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)
one of my favorite players ever
― sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:31 (twelve years ago)
vlad, that is
http://noontimebaseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/VladGuerrero_070701_throwhome.gif
― buzza, Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)
that gif is inhuman
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 September 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)
sure felt like a HOFer when he played, but man he fell off fast. still rooting for him tho, even if he has less WAR than kenny lofton
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Sunday, 15 September 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)
jk i'd vote for lofton too
thought about starting a thread for him, but don't wanna jump the gun yet
vlad guerrero jr, the top prospect in baseball. absolutely TEARING UP double-A ball right now -- hitting .400/.450/.650. he just turned 19
and there's this: https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/video-vlad-jr-homers-twice-once-off-a-hotel/
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:45 (eight years ago)
i'm all for this thread. i want him to be amazing.
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:46 (eight years ago)
may as well keep it on this thread anyway, maybe? if there were ilb threads back in the bobby bonds and ken griffey days it would have been fun to see them morph into the barry and griffey jr era.
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:48 (eight years ago)
Popular topic on the call-in shows here, obviously. According to one of them the other day, the team scouts almost unanimously say he's ready to play in the majors now, that he's not learning anything where he is. The ownership seems to have a timetable of their own. I expect he'll be up for good no later than April of next year, though.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:55 (eight years ago)
(Donaldson complicates the issue somewhat.)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:56 (eight years ago)
i'm particularly excited because not only is he amazing, but he doesn't strike out much at all
feel like they traded for gio urshela today just so they'd be able to say 'sorry we have no room for vlad jr yet'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2018 00:01 (eight years ago)
is he still in new hampshire? i need to get off my ass and see him and bo before they move up. i think i'm closer to manchester than i am buffalo or toronto or wherever their a-ball affiliates are (not that i need to worry about a-ball anymore!)
― challops trap house (Will M.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)
Me and some friends have a plan to see him when they are playing in Erie, which is the closest place to see him play. I’m starting to think there is no way he’s still going to be in AA by the time that team will be playing there though.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 May 2018 19:39 (eight years ago)
3-for-3 this morning, now batting .414 overall -- best in the minors by 35 points
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:56 (eight years ago)
That vid of Vlad Jr. hitting that bomb off a tee was pretty impressive. That is way harder to do than you would think.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:09 (eight years ago)
Motion to turn title of this thred to “ gurrero & son”
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went 4 for 4 with a walk-off homer today. It is May 20, and he's hitting .423/.468/.705 at Double-A.He's barely 19 years old.And not to sound like a broken record or anything, but he belongs in the big leagues with the Toronto Blue Jays. Like, now. https://t.co/uvuhJAsxJW— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2018 21:19 (eight years ago)
I would absolutely not bring him up this year lol
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 May 2018 02:21 (eight years ago)
no they should
― frogbs, Monday, 21 May 2018 14:13 (eight years ago)
they have every incentive to keep him in the minors (except ticket sales and fun) which sucks
otoh it's gonna be a while before they're a vlad away from seriously competing with the yankees (and to a lesser extent, the red sox); maybe they should keep him in the minors for several more years
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)
why? they play in a division with the red sox and yankees, and (I think) would lose a year of control if he gets brought up this year xp
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 May 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)
moving him up to AAA seems inevitable at least
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 May 2018 14:34 (eight years ago)
because I want to see him in the majors, that's why
I mean, you're totally right, but still
― frogbs, Monday, 21 May 2018 14:36 (eight years ago)
AA or AAA, he still really needs to work on his defense.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 21 May 2018 15:19 (eight years ago)
The year's a write-off, so--besides reasons already given--there's no point. I was open to bringing him up at some point when the team looked competitive, but bring him up now, and he'll probably end up in mop-up relief or something.
― clemenza, Monday, 21 May 2018 16:08 (eight years ago)
I don't know, I have the Braves in mind and how they are competing with young players and sure perhaps it's an outlier. However, there is some sort of cognitive dissonance with the idea that since the Jays aren't competing right now, there's no need to bring in one of their best players on board. Five games away from the wild card in late may, what is there to lose?
On the other hand, I think Thermo is right about the defense.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 21 May 2018 18:39 (eight years ago)
What kind of bothers me in regards to the Jays future is, while we’ve got some serious bats coming up (Alford, Biggio, Bichette, Smith, Jansen) we don’t have much in the way of pitching. Pearson I like a lot, tho he’s hurt right now and Borucki might be ok... but I feel like bringing up Vlad too soon brings him out of synch with the others. I get that he’s more advanced than any other prospect in the system but I don’t see a need to rush him if it doesn’t serve a purpose.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 03:48 (eight years ago)
He'll get called up in September for sure. As for calling up the prospects and letting them develop in the majors (like the Braves and Astros), it won't happen. The Jays haven't done that since the early 80's.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 13:23 (eight years ago)
to quote zack cozart, this is bad for baseball. the best players should be in the majors, regardless of age or years of control. the cubs/braves gaming a couple weeks to get an extra year of bryant/acuna is, while bad, one thing, but stashing a guy for months/years is unacceptable. if the jays keep him down it may be smart given the current incentives, but it's something that baseball as a whole should address
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 14:07 (eight years ago)
agreed
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 May 2018 14:39 (eight years ago)
agreed here, too.
on the other hand, i guess it's good for AA baseball
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 14:57 (eight years ago)
saw people on twitter celebrating 'the guerrero news' but it turned out to be about peru's world cup captain : /
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 May 2018 23:03 (eight years ago)
last I checked he was hitting like .440
― k3vin k., Thursday, 31 May 2018 23:50 (eight years ago)
.417/.465/.701 with 21 strikeouts in 216 plate appearances
in a league in which he is -5.3 years younger than average
<3
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 June 2018 00:05 (eight years ago)
i also side with zack cozart on this issue
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 June 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)
but if he's not going to promoted it would be nice to see him hit .450 or do something bonkers
So it's obviously bad for baseball fans that Guerrero is not playing in the majors right now but on top of that... I wonder how the current Blue Jays squad feel about not getting the necessary reinforcements to win games. As players of major league caliber, their whole life is set upon competing at baseball, and then their management is throwing the towel 45 games into the season and decides not to bring in potential help to win games. It must be so frustrating, if not downright deflating. 'Nah you guys are not quite worth losing one year of Guerrero's contract, sorry'.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 3 June 2018 20:35 (eight years ago)
boo hoo lol
― k3vin k., Sunday, 3 June 2018 20:38 (eight years ago)
I can see them thinking that way in another context--later in the year, somewhat closer--but I can't believe anybody on this team thinks Guerrero's going to launch them into contention. Something I come across in a lot of books is how, 50 years ago, some veterans would be very supportive of younger players (e.g., Musial), but most would treat them like dirt. I don't know how many of those guys still exist--money has changed everything; veterans don't feel as threatened anymore--but if they do, they're probably thinking this Double-A guy sure does get a fuck of a lot of attention.
― clemenza, Sunday, 3 June 2018 20:58 (eight years ago)
Not launching them into contention, indeed that would not happen right now, but at least help winning games. However you are probably right, there is a most probably a selfish reaction when a young star comes along.
(However, it would be fun to hear if the arrival of Albies and Acuna did motivate older players in the Braves lineup to compete more than they used to, or if it just a coincidence.)
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 3 June 2018 21:04 (eight years ago)
most jays are playing poorly enough that they deserve to be replaced, so they should be happy to leave the minor leaguers where they are. of the few that aren't -- or at least deserve the benefit of the doubt -- two play vlad's position
i would guess most guys' feelings are a mix of 'shit, i could tear up double-a too' (not like this, you couldn't) and 'whoa that kid's good'. most of them saw him in spring training and hit that walk-off in montreal
and yeah, winning is more fun than losing, but i suspect guys like smoak and solarte are pretty content to be playing okay and making the MLB average salary without worrying about front office moves
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 June 2018 21:37 (eight years ago)
of the few that aren't -- or at least deserve the benefit of the doubt -- two play vlad's position
donaldson won't be around for too long, though, i'd guess. unless his injuries destroy his trade value
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 June 2018 22:20 (eight years ago)
That stings
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 3 August 2024 19:53 (one year ago)
Didn't see it, but double, triple, homer tonight and four RBI. The conundrum gets more conundrummy.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 03:52 (one year ago)
the bullpen really put some work towards tying to get him that last at bat so he could go for the cycle
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 August 2024 14:42 (one year ago)
Thermo, NoTime, Francis: what should be the ceiling on what they resign him for next year (if they do)? $200M? $250M? 8 years? 10 years? I keep using the word conundrum because who will you be committing all that money to: the ~ 12 months of Vlad the Generational Bat, or the ~ 45 months of Vlad the Pretty Good Everyday Player? And what happens when he hits 30?
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 15:14 (one year ago)
Just passing by but you guys will know the answer to this: am I right in thinking that Rogers see him as the unambiguous face of the franchise and will be wanting to keep him to rebuild around? I see a lot of talk about trading him, but that seems far likelier with Bichette?
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 9 August 2024 16:53 (one year ago)
I think they're (to use a cliche) all-in now. I'm just curious what will happen if there are other suitors. (Yes, Bichette seems to be on much shakier ground--and has also, unlike Vlad, given out subtle signals that he'd rather be elsewhere.)
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 17:11 (one year ago)
From Sportsnet: "Vladimir Guerrero Jr. says his home run in the Blue Jays’ 7-6 win over the Orioles was the first in MLB that his father, Vladimir Guerrero, witnessed in person." At 153 and counting, that seems pretty remarkable.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 August 2024 22:46 (one year ago)
I know this is a real Rube Goldberg contraption, but the list sure is impressive:
Players with 35+ hits, 10+ doubles, 10+ homers & 10+ walks over a 20-game span in MLB's modern era:
Babe Ruth, Yankees (1922)Rogers Hornsby, Braves (1928)Lou Gehrig, Yankees (1936)Joe DiMaggio, Yankees (1937)Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (2024)
― clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2024 14:09 (one year ago)
xp on the re-sign - idk much at all about this stuff, but i'm thinking they go for $240/8 but i'd still be happy at like $280/10? would def do 10. They could spend a billion if they wanted to, that's why i'm just not sure
― francisF, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 14:19 (one year ago)
i mean he's technically Canadian, potential monster, fun-lovin face of the franchise. if he at all is willing to sign that's a major loss if they don't
― francisF, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 14:22 (one year ago)
I suppose 10 years down the road $28M/year won't be all that much. Anyway, they pretty much have to sign him now or the fanbase will revolt.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 20:00 (one year ago)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 20 August 2024 20:01 (one year ago)
I said it twice, so now they really have to sign him.
More evidence I do not fully appreciate Vlad (turned 27 yesterday). "Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is 1 of 13 players in MLB history with 1000+ hits, 180+ HR, and 5+ All-Star games before turning 27"--didn't check, but will assume it's accurate.
https://i.postimg.cc/dVVSVJGP/vlad.jpg
Randomly picking numbers out of the air, but still: nine HOF'ers (eight inner-circle + Cepeda), one future inner-circle, one future just-outside, and A-Rod.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 17:51 (two months ago)
Ha--basically made the same post two years ago: "I know this is a real Rube Goldberg contraption, but the list sure is impressive..." Vlad does a little of everything, so he's a natural for these lists.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 17 March 2026 17:54 (two months ago)