Barry Bonds is the DEVIL!!!

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A Greenwood Avenue couple were frightened when an apparently disgruntled and intoxicated sports fan broke into their home early Wednesday morning. They hid from him until police came after he threatened to kill them, using profanity, according to incident reports. Statesboro (Ga.) police said officers responded to the couple's call for help around 12:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, and found William Benjamin Smith, 21, also of a Greenwood Avenue address, "inside the residence in the kitchen in an apparent intoxicated state."

According to police incident reports, Smith was yelling and said "Barry Bonds doesn't deserve to be the Home Run King."

maura, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

lolllll

Belisarius, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

baseball intoxication: catch it!

am0n, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mlb_credits_hank_aaron_with_50

félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol i really don't like barry bonds but i love how he's proving everyone who thought he'd crawl over the 755 finish line wrong.

félix pié, Sunday, 6 May 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

If Bonds has another .350/.550/.700 year with 40 some odd home runs while peeing in a cup every six days will it convince everyone that he's CLEAN and a good role model?!?! WHAT MORE DO YOU MONSTERS WANT FROM HIM?

Alex in SF, Sunday, 6 May 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously though, Bonds is either on the greatest drugs mankind has ever invented or he's the greatest sporting freak of nature ever (except for maybe Lance Armstrong who also might have been on the greatest drugs mankind has ever invented obv.) Throwing up #s like this at 42 is just flat out ridiculous.

Alex in SF, Sunday, 6 May 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

Look at the center column on this page:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/leaders_42_bat.shtml

Bonds has already broke the record for IBBs and is currently tied at #6 with Dave Winfield and Hank Aaron (his last season) with 10 HRs in a season started at age 42. The record is 18 by Carlton Fisk.

Steve Shasta, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Haha so for a lark I watched some Larry Biel hosted fantasy minute thing on Yahoo! and one of the guys they had on was like "DUMP BONDS CUZ THERE IS NO WAY HE'LL EVER SUSTAIN THIS AND YOU CAN GET JOHAN SANTANA" which is good advice if you can get Johan, I guess (hell I don't know much about fantasy baseball, but getting the best pitcher in the world seems like a good deal esp. since Barry doesn't play every day and I guess walks don't count in some leagues or something) but I had to wonder what guy this dude watched from 2000 to 2004 that he wouldn't or couldn't believe Barry can't keep hitting like this.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

Big Papi on Bonds:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2863623&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

"If I ever use steroids, and then I know what the difference can be and I'm using them, I'll tell you, 'Yeah, whatever,' but I don't know what the feelings are when you use the steroids.
hehe, i love this guy

francisF, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT MORE DO YOU MONSTERS WANT FROM HIM?


I want him to act even halfway cordial to an interviewer!

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

like Dylan Don't Look Back cordial?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I bet you if a list is made of all the interviewers BB blew off or treated like shit, it'll be a list of the basest & most reprehensible press people imaginable.

David R., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

"I want him to act even halfway cordial to an interviewer!"

I'm sure Barry has been nice to one interviewer in his 20+ year career.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

actually, they ought to do a reality show consisting entirely of barry sipping cordials w/ members of the press.

no interviews, though.

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Curt Schilling on Bonds:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=schillingonbonds&prov=st&type=lgns

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Snrub, you retard, you sniveling hock of phlegm, here's your one reporter treated nicely by BLB: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/30/state/n112338D33.DTL

Leee, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

To date:

Bonds = 11 HR / 77 AB = 14.29%
A-Rod = 15 HR / 123 AB = 12.19%

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Schilling backs off Bonds; Francona says 'shut up':

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2865297&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

I like how Ortiz mentions how beefing up on steroids won't help you hit the curveball and decided to throw in a side of "oh yeah, I might have taken steroids at some point". This might turn into a trend, kind of like what guys like Sheffield (and yes, Bonds too) have done: "admit" to possibly taking some relatively small, insignificant substance in order to draw a somewhat sympathetic reaction. IOW, hope that the reaction is "oh, he admitted it, at least he's a forthright, honest person" and then hope that nobody investigates the much larger skeletons in your closet.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "I don't care that he's black, or green, or purple, or yellow." good on francona. i hope he told him "keep it to your blog"

am0n, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

"If there's a base open we're going to put him on," Hurdle said. "I'm not going to let him beat our ballclub. It got 25 guys to answer to ... I've got ownership to answer to. One of the groups I don't have to answer to is to fans who want to watch Barry hit. I don't have to answer to those people."

Have BP or THT written any articles on the Conservativization of Baseball?

Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

You mean the reluctance of managers to expose themselves to blame ever? It's a running theme.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I'm making sense, more like:

Exactly when did baseball go from a macho sport to.... whatever it is now?

Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

PINK BATS

Andy K, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

I blame steroids. Increase of testosterone = increase of estrogen = man boobs = PINK BATS! Skip Bayless said so.

David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jonathan Cohen in The Nation:

Even though Barry Bonds is approaching Hank Aaron's home run record, Sports Illustrated's panel of experts excluded him from its "all time" team because his numbers "are not to be believed." It's sad that SI's list has so many players whose careers were in the pre-1947 "major" leagues, when the color bar was in effect. I am not condoning steroid use, but when 30 to 35 percent of qualified athletes are not allowed to play because of the color of their skin and are replaced by others who most likely would have been in the minors if segregation had not been in effect, the statistics are sharply skewed. It is often asked when someone will hit .400 again, as Ted Williams did in 1941. George Brett's .390 year (1980) is actually a greater accomplishment, given the level of the competition he faced (this is no knock at Williams, who was confident enough in his own abilities to openly support integration). The stats of the pre-integration majors, inflated by the exclusion of nonwhites, should be far more open to question than those of Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds. There are more teams now, but the US population has more than doubled since Babe Ruth's time, and baseball now draws players from all over the world. By continuing to honor the illegitimate records of the pre-1947 "major" leagues and excluding equally deserving Negro league players, SI is not only missing an analytical point but is condoning the discriminatory practices of Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis and the owners of that era.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

The stats of the pre-integration majors, inflated by the exclusion of nonwhites, should be far more open to question than those of Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds.

DING! DING! DING!

Andy K, Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

QUESTION: did Ty Cobb cream or clear?

David R., Thursday, 7 June 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't have any thoughts about Barry. I don't even know how to spell his name." - Hank Aaron, today

hstencil, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

LINK

David R., Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ai55pLBRthyCsEizRlng4SYo0bYF?slug=ap-aaron-bonds&prov=ap&type=lgns

Leee, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuWtUWbuh6bs66f0Q7gyD1o5nYcB?slug=ap-aaron-bonds&prov=ap&type=lgns

hstencil, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh, yeah

hstencil, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Once more.

Leee, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil, why is yours longer than mine?

Leee, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh lee.

hstencil, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Barry Bonds is an AIRPLANE!!!

hstencil, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

Carew applauded Aaron's "clean liver" during an ESPN interview.

Andy K, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

am i wrong in thinking Bonds has the demeanor of a later-era Orson Welles right now?

sanskrit, Saturday, 16 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

I eagerly await his "crumb-crisp coating" moment.

David R., Sunday, 17 June 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Bonds gives interviews to Merv Griffin?

Dr Morbius, Sunday, 17 June 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Clay Davenport of BP, projecting:

Up to 748 now, after Saturday’s Fenway shot. That isn’t enough to change his chances of making it by the All-Star break any (still 13%) there, but it does drop his “not this year” chances back into the sevens; the only way “not this year” happens is with an injury, and each HR closer gives less time for an injury to intervene. It has concentrated the odds even more onto the July 16-19 series at Wrigley Field (just under a 19% chance of his 756th happening during those four games) or in the following Milwaukee series (11% in three games July 20-22).

Dr Morbius, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

im so psyched abt this

jhøshea, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't get a chance to see the replay of the HR ruled foul... was that really a HR?

Barry seemed to think so.

Steve Shasta, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Is he doing the El Duque?

David R., Monday, 18 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/images/2007/06/30/3cAYFlaH.jpg

Andy K, Saturday, 30 June 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

the dude abides

Steve Shasta, Saturday, 30 June 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)


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