http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-jose-canseco-titanic-0417-20120416,0,4101059.story
Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace. Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ? Please help me make it happen! Hugs.
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― Stormy Davis, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Will dig him up, see what he says.
― Andy K, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/191991522223337473
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 54mWhat does it mean when a person says that they trust you but they have deep rooted trust issues
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20Perception is reality in this world . You all think you know me . Hahahhahahahahhaa
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20I'll fight anyone
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)
was coming for j0rdan
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-finger-cleaning-gun-report-article-1.1990815
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)
wow - middle finger gone!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/561/870/jose-canseco-middlefinger_display_image.jpg?1321310554
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)
LOL
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)
probably overdue for an update anyway:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2jpgoriginal_zpsea2d6d0d.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)
@JoseCansecoI love my fiance Leila @ModelLeila so much if it wasn't for her I would have lost my finger and passed out and had a head injury to
@JoseCansecoMe and @ModelLeila stayed home and decorated and spooked the kids getting candy
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
why is Jose not in Dumb & Dumber To?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
modern day Canseco is a top shelf Tim and Eric character at this point.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)
How is it that no one has made a buddy comedy movie analog to the Jose Canseco story?
― earlnash, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:02 (eleven years ago)
pain & gain is about the closest i can think of
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)
Does this count
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/82-100-Best-B-Movies-double-trouble.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:36 (eleven years ago)
that looks like a still from Kids in the Hall!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/doubletrouble01.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)
http://team4orce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bash-Brothers.jpeg
To do the buddy movie right, you got to have the other part with the big pasty irish looking dude to even it out.
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)
And you get Rickey Henderson to play Rickey Henderson...
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)
I thought the other guy would be Ozzie Canseco
― polyphonic, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)
oddly enough they were able to crush batting practice pitching with those photo props.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 7 November 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)
canseco's got a real tommy wiseau thing going up there ("oh hi mark!")
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)
http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoGalactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoComet Transport is the key to our survival.1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014
never. ever. ever. change.
― he's not a gangsta, his real name's clarence (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)
ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecoIf Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecohug for u NASA #cansecomet
― Beat Happening's Megatron (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)
i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)
who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)
so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
best comment: "at least you didn't lose the hand"
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)
p sure jose canseco is the star-child
― give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)
When Jose Canseco says all-in he means it
― polyphonic, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)
snitches get stitches lose fingers
― brimstead, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)
cansecomet!!
― gbx, Sunday, 16 November 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/2/7480343/jose-canseco-predictions-2015-cansecodamus
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)
Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoFollow2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
priceless
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:48 (eleven years ago)
remember the UFO/balloon guy? the one who faked his kid flying off in a homemade hot air balloon/ufo thingy...Canseco and him are basically the same person now.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:55 (eleven years ago)
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 15m 15 minutes agoYour caught on video return my stereo equipment that you ripped out of my suv yesterday or else.yes this is a threat
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoYou have 24 hours plus leave 1k for the damage done to my suv..or else this is you only warning
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoI will come get you my self
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:15 (eleven years ago)
icymi
http://stompersbaseball.com/stompers-present-jose-canseco-weekend-june-12-13/
can g4wker send J0rdan on assignment for this?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)
said Stompers VP and general manager Theo Fightmaster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
this is gonna make great effectively wild material
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:58 (eleven years ago)
did B&S jointly cook this up i wonder
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:02 (eleven years ago)
josejosejosejose
http://gfycat.com/NervousAdmiredCarp
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKcl0McUwAEk3Bb.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:10 (ten years ago)
could that be the true manifestation of evil guide dog from that bizarro (and fascinating) thread you made ages ago that was recently bumped
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:26 (ten years ago)
i don't know, looks more like crazy eye dog to me
imagine waking up from a nap with that dog staring at you!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:31 (ten years ago)
or even the canine.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)
a linear combination of those faces made michael shannon
― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)
@JoseCanseco 2h2 hours agoCongrats to Junior the 3rd teammate off my Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team to make the Baseball Hall of Fame! hug for Mike Piazza too
@JoseCanseco 59m59 minutes agoIf I were a vampire I could play independent baseball for ever
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:02 (ten years ago)
there is little better than jose canseco using the subjunctive
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 January 2016 05:02 (ten years ago)
I'd forgotten that Wade Boggs was in the HOF!
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)