ESPN "analysts": room temp IQs all around?

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Read that URL as saying he did an impression of Divine

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

a sidebar on jon lester tonight caused kruk to ramble at great length about baseball and cancer, including the fact that getting those (cancer-afflicted) kids on the field to meet some players would be better than any possible treatment

i know that's not what he meant, but he is about as incoherent an analyst as i've ever heard

mookieproof, Monday, 3 June 2013 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

The return of Nate?!?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/brian-stelter-reports-nate-silver-leaving-new-york-times-to-join-keith-olbermann-at-espn/

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

nine months pass...

he is about as incoherent an analyst as i've ever heard

mookieproof, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:06 (twelve years ago)

look for his new book I Ain't an Analyst, Lady

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 April 2014 02:30 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

only saw the bottom of the ninth, but espn's use of nine (or whatever) commentators apparently only meant that each had only a moment to force his chosen cliches into the mix no matter what was going on in the game

mookieproof, Monday, 2 June 2014 03:38 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNRD62vUsAAzIfW.png

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)

every time i think he can't get any goddamn worse

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

o man

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)

"It's said"

"true #'s"

Andy K, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 17:37 (ten years ago)

@jazayerli
Hey @gehrig38, I'd be happy to answer any questions you have about Muslims, given that you appear grossly ignorant.

Andy K, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNRfWYcUwAAX46b.png

polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

in a bold move by espn, schilling has been suspended . . . from little league ws coverage

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

I do agree with him that we should've murdered every German regardless of their beliefs.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

kruk/schilling out, jessica mendoza/aaron 'fucking' boone in on sunday nights

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 15:53 (ten years ago)

Aaron Boone is appearing at the SABR Analytics conference, for some reason

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:42 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

schilling fired

@JonHeyman
schilling is unique. i used to get letters from a relative of his about how he'd routinely ruin thanksgiving #notkidding

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 April 2016 00:35 (ten years ago)

im so pumped right now

https://media.giphy.com/media/FVNoYaJTVY0Ja/giphy.gif

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 April 2016 01:01 (ten years ago)

NYTimes with some great shade:

“This latest brew ha ha is beyond hilarious,” he wrote of the brouhaha.

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 April 2016 13:38 (ten years ago)

This got me a chuckle.

"Curt Schilling Quietly Relieved He No Longer Needs To Censor Self For 3 Hours Once A Week"

http://www.theonion.com/article/curt-schilling-quietly-relieved-he-no-longer-needs-52790

earlnash, Friday, 22 April 2016 19:53 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/725063488977166337

Andy K, Thursday, 28 April 2016 16:44 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

good canadian kid dan shulman will not do sunday night baseball next year

unfortunate, imo

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

alex rodriguez . . . welcome

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)

now with matt vasgergian

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)

Why?

Andy K, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

As noted by @WayTooCrisp, this is A-Rod saying one of the dumbest things ever stated by a baseball analyst—and it's on the marquee national baseball broadcast pic.twitter.com/b7dKQU9NZX

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) September 2, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 September 2019 23:51 (six years ago)

LOL

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 September 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

i'm not sure even Harold Reynolds could've come up with that

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 11:13 (six years ago)

Hate to lead by 13

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

three months pass...

Drew Magary's profile of Stephen A Smith is really good

https://www.gq.com/story/stephen-a-smith-espn-profile

I reached out to Lamar Odom’s people for this story but did not get a response. I also ask Bomani Jones if the joke—which was definitely funny—was fair to Odom. “I could make the argument that if I were Lamar Odom, it is not something that I would want to hear,” says Jones. “But it is not unfair to Lamar Odom as it appears that he was, in fact, on crack.”

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 20:50 (six years ago)

one month passes...

mendoza (likely) out on sunday night

https://nypost.com/2020/01/27/espn-moving-jessica-mendoza-out-of-sunday-night-booth-with-more-changes-possible

they should dump a-rod too, but it doesn't sound like that will happen. cone would be good

mookieproof, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:29 (six years ago)

Sciambi and Mendoza were great on radio last October, that'd be ideal

but i don't watch SNB

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:44 (six years ago)

Jessica Mendoza has resigned as a Met advisor and will no longer be on Sunday Night Baseball. She will remain on ESPN, doing weekday games, among other things.

— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) February 7, 2020

Andy K, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:59 (six years ago)

one year passes...

Five-time World Series champion and Cy Young Award winner David Cone is joining the announcing booth for ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball, which will also feature a secondary broadcast led by Alex Rodriguez, the network announced Friday.

Cone will serve as an analyst alongside Karl Ravech, who will become the fourth-ever play-by-play announcer for Sunday Night Baseball. Eduardo Perez will also serve as an analyst for the ESPN broadcasts.

For eight games on ESPN2, Rodriguez will join veteran commentator Michael Kay for Sunday Night Baseball with Kay-Rod -- a broadcast similar to the ManningCasts that featured former quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning during Monday Night Football this season. The show will feature special guests as well as fantasy baseball and predictive elements.

Rodriguez and Kay will also serve as the primary broadcast team for two games during the 2022 season.

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 02:10 (four years ago)

one of the classic Morbs thread titles

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 January 2022 02:16 (four years ago)

hah otm.

that's an incredible press release btw, we are recreating the manningcast with two of the most disliked people in baseball and just wanted to let everyone know

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 02:25 (four years ago)

which manning is kay supposed to be, the former sports star or the other former sports star

, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 02:34 (four years ago)

that's not a "manningcast" it's just a pbp/color commentary booth

, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 02:35 (four years ago)

i have no idea how this is supposed to work but cone is Good

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 03:28 (four years ago)

I think we can all agree that Ravech and Cone (or any other combination of verbal lifeforms) is an improvement over Vasgersian and A-Rod.

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 17:29 (four years ago)

i still don't know how kay is allowed to speak in public he has a horrible voice

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 11 January 2022 18:12 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Thoughts on ESPN's top 100 players of all time list? No real surprises in the top ten, but it's cool to see so many recent players (80's, 90's 00's) in the top 25.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:03 (four years ago)

Didn't know about it till your post. The full list:

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33145121/top-100-mlb-players-all

Not sure how much overlap with Posnanski's list...I like Mays at #1 better, though.

clemenza, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:54 (four years ago)

NTBT you cut ESPN a lot more slack than everyone else on the internet - i've seen nothing but complaints about recency bias and typical papi/jeets/mo worship

i sort of mentally threw out the list when ripken was ranked below ortiz and reduced to 2131 and "consistency" - i'm not a hardcore ripken fan (don't even really like the guy!) but it told me what i needed to know about the list

, Friday, 4 February 2022 00:10 (four years ago)

The one active player that seems like a stretch to me is Harper. Three or four more solid years, maybe, probably. But you still don't know what you'll get next year.

clemenza, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:03 (four years ago)

I haven't read the whole list yet. But I don't have a problem with recency bias. Baseball tends to exaggerate its history, and a newcomer gets the impression that the best games and players were around 50 or 100 years ago. I have no problem with people claiming that Mays or Aaron were the best ever -- but their primes were over 60 years ago. Compare that with the NBA or NFL, where there's more of a sense that today's players are the best there's ever been.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 4 February 2022 14:57 (four years ago)

What I'm saying is that baseball's anti-recency bias is one reason for its image problem compared with other major sports and helps explain why its fanbase skews older.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 4 February 2022 15:00 (four years ago)

three years pass...

https://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/major-league-baseball-saved-face-what-cost.html

turns out espn had the upper hand all along

, Thursday, 20 November 2025 17:20 (six months ago)

this is crazy. The beginning of the end for MLB.tv probably

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 November 2025 21:38 (six months ago)


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