to quote hawk harrelson
dag damnit
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit. of all the random pitchers!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
The lineup he faced:
ReverePlouffeMauerValenciaTosoniHughesDinkelmanRepkoButera
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
*quakes*
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
(Footnote: Highest SLG of the bunch is .414 (Plouffe).)
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
*shits pants*
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
Was about to type "Guillermo Moscoso through eight."
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
lohse has a no-hitter going through 6
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Thursday, 5 April 2012 00:58 (fourteen years ago)
there are a few 1st-game 0-hitters now, right? 5?
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:01 (fourteen years ago)
La Russa thinks Lohse should have hit the showers after 5.1 (maybe).
― Andy K, Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:02 (fourteen years ago)
welp
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 April 2012 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
j. cain has allowed one baserunner (a single by the opposing pitcher) through eight
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 22:33 (fourteen years ago)
CAIN
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 13 April 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
M. CAIN
oh yeah m. cain
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
28 up, 27 down
*against the pirates tho
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2012 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
not to diminish the achievement but along with being terrible the pirates made it into sf at 3am this morning because of rain, etc.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 April 2012 22:57 (fourteen years ago)
**and i hate to really put the nail in the coffin, but i actually paid the pirates a lot of money tonight to only get one hit. i made a giant 1000:1 bet on M.CAIN tossing a one-hitter tonight, with the promise to repay the pirates starting 9 50% of my giant yacht-sized profit
― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Friday, 13 April 2012 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
96 game score
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 April 2012 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
philip humber, perfect through seven
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)
through eight
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
can join the ranks of former mets 2 throw no-nos/perfectos once they leave
fox has to show the 9th right?
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
79 pitches through eight!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
Cut away from a Yanks/Sox blowout? God forbid! xp
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
i forgot, i have humber in the ilbb fantasy league!
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:58 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
uh oh
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:13 (fourteen years ago)
u start him? (i'd hope so against the Ms)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
let's see kawasaki bunt with two outs
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
fuck u fox 4 keeping ny/bos in a box here
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
i did start him yea
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
all eight k's have been swinging
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
my stomach kind of hurts watching it
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
oh lol nice
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
what a moment
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
ump wouldve called moving the bat @ all a strike there
imagine pyrz throwing that into rt field
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
couldnt tell if that was a bad call or not
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
also fuck you batter -- you are never getting that call
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
Awesome
― Andy K, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
Cool!
― johnny crunch, Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:26 PM (2 minutes ago)
lolyeah
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)
Game score 96
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
96 pitches, too.
― Andy K, Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
sorry I missed this
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:46 (fourteen years ago)
it's ok
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 April 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
thanks to mookie updating this thread i was about to catch the last inning on chanfeed!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 April 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
welp, missed that too
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
wow, a perfect game
― Bee OK, Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
That last check swing was such a gift lol
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 22 April 2012 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
certainly looked that way.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 22 April 2012 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
C'mon the only other perfect gamer was Cone
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 April 2012 07:16 (fourteen years ago)