are you thinking of gr8080 sizemore? dont recall that.
― sanskrit, Monday, 28 March 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
the story: http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hey-evan-longoria-stop-sending-me-pictures-of-your-cock-sincerely-jenna/
the photo: http://boston.barstoolsports.com/evan-longoria-texts-jenna-his-cock/
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
lets see how many runs they can score while longoria's on the DL
― ciderpress, Sunday, 3 April 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
those book excerpts are amazing!
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
DAVIDprice14....pulled up in the drop top Benz hit the horn two times and you walked outside.....
― Andy K, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
this team has 7 runs & 21 hits in 5 games
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
what odds would yall take that they finish below the orioles this year? 3-1? 5-1? 8-1?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
they might be 10 games under when longo comes back
RaysJoeMaddon
Cold and foggy in Chicago. I am going Elmer (Fudd) with the headgear for their opener today.about 2 minutes ago
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
update: 8 runs/27 hits (bossman jr has 8 of the hits) in 6 games; also 52 strikeouts
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe longo's WAR will be 15 this year
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
in fairness, jackson's slider looked absolutely filthy today.
god bless you, extra innings free preview.
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
wow their lineup is kind of amazingly bad!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
it's kind of unfathomable really
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
the dual signings of manny & damon really should've tipped us off
i know this is what i get for not paying attention.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
If you were to add Manny's OPs to Damon's it would = .310
OPS mind you.
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
the team's splits so far this year: .136/.218/.260
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
their starting line up today has a combined OPS+ of 31
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 28, 2011 5:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
how did i miss this... this was a year ago? that was hilarious. He spotted my facebook account via internet stalking and started talking to me, probably in hopes that when he visited the Cape he would have a girl ready to cram meats with and lick his asshole and shit like that. Well clearly he knows how to get me all hot and bothered because he sent me a picture of his ultra white glow in the dark dick.
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Friday, 8 April 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
GUHHH http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/04/manny-ramirez-retires.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=6310125
― omar little, Friday, 8 April 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
weed or roids?
how bout a lil bit of both?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 8 April 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
manny is all http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=975115&t=o
― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
100 game suspension!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
[MOD EDIT] and the Caveman
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 April 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
he's like the lj of mlb.
― bnw, Friday, 8 April 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
well well
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
:-(
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
hey at least they've got like 10 first round picks in the draft this year
― ciderpress, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
sam fuld is killin it
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
who the frig is this guy?!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
should've stopped on first for the cycle with a shit-eating grin imo
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
what a player
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
had a soft spot for fuld since he was on the cubs, apparently he's a big stats dork?
also these factoids are interesting/cute:
Fuld, who is Jewish,[9][10] is the son of Kenneth Fuld, the Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Professor of Psychology at the University of New Hampshire, and Amanda Merrill, a New Hampshire State Senator.[11][12][13][14] He is also a second cousin of former Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld.[15]
Instead of carrying around the typical teddy bear or worn-down baby blanket when he was young, he carried a book of baseball stats (The Complete Baseball Handbook) with him all the time, like a security blanket.[6][16] "He was only 5 or 6 and he was already computing batting averages and ERAs," his father said. "He'd sit in the bathtub, and I'd say 'If a guy goes 17-for-37, what's his batting average?' What struck me is that he'd perform these operations in very creative ways–not just that he got the right answer, but his methodology, adding in a factor and then dividing by 10, etc. I'd watch him and say 'wow,' just like I said 'wow' when he used to hit."[6]
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i was hoping he was related to Elmer.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
mmmm, is he single?
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
"Instead of carrying around the typical teddy bear or worn-down baby blanket when he was young, he carried a book of baseball stats (The Complete Baseball Handbook) with him all the time, like a security blanket.[6][16]"
Young Sam Fuld OTM
― Andy K, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wsd2FKfziY
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"He is also a second cousin of former Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld."
This factoid is not cute however.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
lots of people are second cousins of lots of people
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Totally! But being related to that scumbag just isn't a cute factoid!
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a little bit cute
just a tiny little cute little factoid
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i would have to say i'm in the "not so cute" camp on this one.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
soooooooooo cute. a cute fact!
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"Damon hurt while bunting" is a lol headline
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
10 RBI for Zobrist today.
― Andy K, Friday, 29 April 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04Tpgkt3qvbOv/439x.jpg
"Human or animal? Not cool, guys."
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
― k3vin k., Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
this has to be one of the best nights to ever see live on TV (thanks MLB Network). sure i was more happy when the Giants won everything last year but my head is blown tonight.
― Bee OK, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
If you mean any shitty baseball movie, yeah
xxp
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
mlb network guy "there will be a movie made of wildcard wednesday"
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
Mosaic madness!
― errant flynn, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
rematch of alds rays v rangs
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
A+++ night, thanks you guys for staying up and hanging out.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
I can't think of anything I've ever seen like the last 20 minutes. Just sorry I never caught any of the Braves game.
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
out last year of nail biting wild card fites!
― sanskrit, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
thank you Bud Selig for not having 2 wild cards
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link
btw seriously lolling at all the Rays fans who left in the 8th, you guys missed the most epic comeback of all time
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
"all the Rays fans"
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2011-09-28&team=Rays&dh=0&season=2011
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:13 (twelve years ago) link
congratulation, Manuel "Manny" Arístides Ramírez Onelcida
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Manny+Ramirez+Tampa+Bay+Rays+Photo+Day+iZXVQJ4mEdAl.jpg
― cocaine snorting suburbanite who says "retard" (buzza), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:31 (twelve years ago) link
he looks high
― Bee OK, Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:56 (twelve years ago) link
Dan Johnson just saved the Tampa Bay Rays season. This Dan Johnson.
Before tonight, he had a -7 wRC+. As noted in that leaderboard, the only Major Leaguer with a worse offensive season in at least 90 PA was Roy Halladay,
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I showed my class all the Tampa Bay/Boston highlights this morning, trying to create some sense of the timeline (a split-screen would have come in handy). Baseball hardly exists for Canadian kids ever since the Jays stopped winning, but, thanks to my expert narration, they seemed to understand the improbability of all that happened.
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
sportscenter did a great dual highlight timeline thingy last night
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
When they turn it into a movie, either De Palma or a resurrected Abel Gance gets the assignment.
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
I can't even remember for sure which game ended first now, tho I suspect it was Boston's
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
it was
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
Price has to be a little rattled from that start/Teix's salami. Hope he can pull it together.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
yeah they need him 2 be solid
take cliff lee out of the equation & tb beats tx last yr p handily
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure he'll be fine -- pitchers have bad starts sometimes
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, Longoria gave Boston just enough time to walk into the clubhouse and watch their season end
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'll be rooting hard for the Rays for as long as they last. Coming back like they did last night was just tremendous. They caught a break in not having to face Rivera, but it still required some mysterious combination of luck, karma, divine intervention, character (old-fashioned, I know--I have to believe there's some of that in there somewhere), and god only knows what else. It would be so great to see them knock out the Yankees in a divisional final after Girardi's decision not to use Rivera (which I totally understand).
I think the gap between Andino and Longoria was three or four minutes. (I'm not sure, but one may have even been just before midnight and the other just after.)
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
Verducci has an exact timeline up--not quite right:
12:02: Robert Andino wins the game for Baltimore with a single. The Red Sox, as it turns out, have three minutes to live.
12:05: Longoria hits a home run off Scott Proctor to win the game for Tampa Bay.
― clemenza, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
From FanGraphs:http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ALWCracebytime.png
― francisF, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
wow
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
Seriously, there will almost certainly not be anything like this for a long time
Not just the Boston collapse or the insane way yesterday shook out, but even Carl Crawford's tragic involvement in everything is just ridiculous and too weird to believe
― frogbs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
did Crawford end the season with an obp over .300?
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
nein
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
lolwow
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
dianagram (NYC): Matt Moore .... best pitching prospect to hit the majors since __________. (Prior? Wood? Verlander? other?)
Jason Parks: Kershaw
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/94/dc/94dcb347e4290011e732ed531a4fb48a.jpg
― johnny crunch, Friday, 7 October 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
rewatched the 2011 yankees-rays game 162 yesterday, so satisfying
― na (NA), Monday, 6 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link