"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

OzzieGuillen: What's wrong we ours society iam seat at home watching tv and most of comercial is to loose weight and diet plesae people

OzzieGuillen: Thas is wrong we have a lot problem than loose weight and look good

http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom/78e3c778-acc2-4ed2-8161-740ce6478a39.jpg

MVP?

Rather than short-printing 26 cards in order to make room for printing the Bonus MVP's this year, Donruss apparently chose to double print 106 cards. Numbered with the prefix "BC" for bonus card, the 26-card set featuring the most valuable player from each of the 26 teams was randomly inserted in the wax and rack packs. These cards are distinguished by the bold MVP logo in the upper background of the obverse, and the four doubleprinted cards are denoted by "DP" in the checklist below.

YOU MAKE THE CALL

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/1988.shtml

Guillen was so brutal -- not just a slap hitter but a free-swinging slap hitter (26 BBs as a career high) and a basepath liability (169 SB/109 CS).

i can't believe that team's record was as good as it was

Me neither. What an awful collection of players.

their best player, and it wasn't even close, was a 40 yr old catcher who played half a season.

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Sorry people this is bad crazy oh my god

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Is to windy

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
I touht this was fun now I know sorry to al u people I feel very bad now sorry

hi dere

http://i.imgur.com/33iwe.jpg

OzzieGuillen: Watching the game and eating my jello http://twitpic.com/3xae4f

http://twitter.com/#!/OzzieGuillen/status/37238266042253312

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Adam Dunn will bat 3rd or 4th for #WhiteSox. As for the spring opener? Ozzie: "Buy the (bleeping) ticket, you'll find out."

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Guillen-threatens-to-rip-out-Jenks-throat-as-?urn=mlb-326768

don't even need to open that

Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol
51 seconds ago

Joey cora favorite movie
19 seconds ago

Happy eastern my friends new day let star kick some butt
35 minutes ago

KenDavidoff
Ozzie Guillen could receive a suspension for his in-game tweets (Wednesday night at #Yankees). #MLB seriously considering it. #WhiteSox

i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/list-things-that-draw-two-game-suspensions-from-mlb

Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome

We will miss you slim jim

U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth

"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me

Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel

BIEVENIDO A MIAMI

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show

not yr teaM ANYMORE?

xp

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“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’

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I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.

fuck yeah, ozzie

i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up

if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down

i will miss him in chicago

Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.

Will miss you, Ozzie.

haha be careful what u wish for

ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore

Ozzie Guillen
O Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now

lolzzie, know your market

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7787381/miami-marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-fidel-castro-comment

I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.

''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.

@OzzieGuillen

tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol

buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.

— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012

Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS

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@OzzieGuillen
happy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg

the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen

rip

Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.

if only he'd been free to interview in Boston