Jose "Conseco"
― Andy K, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
That's not cool, J0rdan. This mama grizzly would wyle out if you talked about her cubs that way!
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Compliments of vanessa call leila 9257191217 don't forget bring the pot5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco wholesome1 hour ago
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Would love to meet a nice holesome midwest girl here in chicago. We play tomorrow night at 7 pm in zion if anyone is out there for me1 hour ago
― polyphonic, Sunday, 10 July 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)
JoseCansecoHow can u put a restraining order on someone u havnt seen in 4 months and lives in another state
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/97194186729725952
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/76367577789644800
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:51 (fourteen years ago)
lord some of this shit is super :-(
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:52 (fourteen years ago)
5am
― buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 09:01 (fourteen years ago)
man, this guy's feed is fucking bizarre
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 09:13 (fourteen years ago)
and the thread comes full circle
http://bloguin.com/theoutsidecorner/images/stories/Canseco_Gem_Tweet_6.jpg
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
someone better go over to his place and check up on him
― omar little, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
i was wondering. i had only just added him and wasn't sure if he was always like this.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 January 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-jose-canseco-titanic-0417-20120416,0,4101059.story
Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace. Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ? Please help me make it happen! Hugs.
!
― Stormy Davis, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Will dig him up, see what he says.
― Andy K, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/191991522223337473
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 54mWhat does it mean when a person says that they trust you but they have deep rooted trust issues
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20Perception is reality in this world . You all think you know me . Hahahhahahahahhaa
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20I'll fight anyone
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)
was coming for j0rdan
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-finger-cleaning-gun-report-article-1.1990815
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)
wow - middle finger gone!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/561/870/jose-canseco-middlefinger_display_image.jpg?1321310554
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)
LOL
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)
probably overdue for an update anyway:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2jpgoriginal_zpsea2d6d0d.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)
@JoseCansecoI love my fiance Leila @ModelLeila so much if it wasn't for her I would have lost my finger and passed out and had a head injury to
@JoseCansecoMe and @ModelLeila stayed home and decorated and spooked the kids getting candy
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
why is Jose not in Dumb & Dumber To?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
modern day Canseco is a top shelf Tim and Eric character at this point.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)
How is it that no one has made a buddy comedy movie analog to the Jose Canseco story?
― earlnash, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:02 (eleven years ago)
pain & gain is about the closest i can think of
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)
Does this count
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/82-100-Best-B-Movies-double-trouble.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:36 (eleven years ago)
that looks like a still from Kids in the Hall!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/doubletrouble01.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)
http://team4orce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bash-Brothers.jpeg
To do the buddy movie right, you got to have the other part with the big pasty irish looking dude to even it out.
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)
And you get Rickey Henderson to play Rickey Henderson...
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)
I thought the other guy would be Ozzie Canseco
― polyphonic, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)
oddly enough they were able to crush batting practice pitching with those photo props.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 7 November 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)
canseco's got a real tommy wiseau thing going up there ("oh hi mark!")
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)
http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoGalactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoComet Transport is the key to our survival.1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014
never. ever. ever. change.
― he's not a gangsta, his real name's clarence (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)
ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecoIf Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecohug for u NASA #cansecomet
― Beat Happening's Megatron (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)
i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)
who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)
so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
best comment: "at least you didn't lose the hand"
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)
p sure jose canseco is the star-child
― give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)
When Jose Canseco says all-in he means it
― polyphonic, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)
snitches get stitches lose fingers
― brimstead, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)
cansecomet!!
― gbx, Sunday, 16 November 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/2/7480343/jose-canseco-predictions-2015-cansecodamus
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)
Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoFollow2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
priceless
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:48 (eleven years ago)
remember the UFO/balloon guy? the one who faked his kid flying off in a homemade hot air balloon/ufo thingy...Canseco and him are basically the same person now.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:55 (eleven years ago)
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 15m 15 minutes agoYour caught on video return my stereo equipment that you ripped out of my suv yesterday or else.yes this is a threat
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoYou have 24 hours plus leave 1k for the damage done to my suv..or else this is you only warning
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoI will come get you my self
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:15 (eleven years ago)
icymi
http://stompersbaseball.com/stompers-present-jose-canseco-weekend-june-12-13/
can g4wker send J0rdan on assignment for this?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)