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Paulie ain't doing as well as 2 years ago.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

actually paulie is on pace to have a year that stands up pretty well to what he did two years ago.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=5908

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

you and your "statistics"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

it doesn't matter if the White Sox win the division, wins aren't as important as win shares or "expected record"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahaha.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

BBT - yes, I would totally be up for that!! I will email you.

We've had a lot of posts on this thread and no mention of El Caballo's 28 game hit streak! Look out Joe D!

Also, Shingo made the Marlins look foolish last night. I don't know how long he can keep fooling people, but so far so good; he should have been made closer a long time ago, dammit. If the Sox end up finishing 2nd in the central by one or two of the games blown by Koch, I will scream. ANd throw things.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the reason why i don't like "current season only" all star voting is that a notorious slow-starter like Derrek Lee gets the short shrift even though he's one of the best in the majors by September.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm gonna post that elsewhere.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok so, so much for C Lee's hit streak. Guess I jinxed him by giving him props up there. I didn't think jinxes worked on streaks, though! I mean, reporters talk to players about them all of the time! Before and after games! Ah well. They can breathe a sigh of relief over at the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame on Taylor.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

goddammit Broheems, and he even signed your jersey in that Mexican joint.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't pay much attention to the Twins day-to-day but do know that they have an innate ability to pull games out of their asses."

The Twins did it again last night, scored three in the last two innings and then won it in the 11th against the Expos.

― earlnash, Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually it is even weirder than that...

Twins win on foul home run

June 17, 2004
Frank Robinson cried foul -- with good reason.

The Montreal manager was irate Wednesday night after Luis Rivas' 11th-inning drive down the left-field line was called fair for a home run, sending the visiting Minnesota Twins to a 5-4 victory over the Expos.

Television replays clearly showed the ball hooked foul in front of the net that serves as a foul pole at Olympic Stadium, but third base umpire Brian O'Nora signaled fair. The rest of his crew conferred, then let the ruling stand.

― earlnash, Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Cordero got the shaft that game. Gleeman, in watching the difference between the 8th/9th, said that his strike zone disappeared... coupled with the crap foul HR call was enough for Frank to file a petition with the league.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean even Rivas stopped at first and looked around whether to go back to the box or not.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

After 2, all 6 of Beckett's outs have come via strikeouts (he has given up 1 hit though). The way the White Sox are hacking lately, he may get 27.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

8 Ks through 3.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa - Sox catch a break! Beckett leaves in the 4th with some kind of strained back muscle.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm so pissed i missed that start. i don't think anyone in baseball has better pure stuff than beckett.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i do not miss politte¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He blows. My guy Damaso came through but as usual, the bats were ice cold.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*bleargh*

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

At least we'll probably get a new pitcher now.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you guys can get freddy garcia and save us halsey/navarro/cano.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course the White Sox throw up 14 runs and lose. Silver lining: Jose Uribe is on my fantasy team! Not to silver is that Big Hurt is riding the pine for much of this series and didn't do jack for me today.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

to = so

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't remember a season in which the Sox played so many beer-league softball-type games. Losing 17-14 to the goddamned fucking Expos is a fucking disgrace. Sucky 5th starters + atrocious relief pitching (with the exception of Mr. Zero) = recipe for 2nd or 3rd place in the very winnable AL Central.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 20 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I still think they'll win the division, but then again the Tigers might pull off a Jesse Ventura-esque victory somehow.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

thomas is just putting up insane numbers right now, it's like, what. 170 point separate his OBA and batting average and he's only got 3 IBBs. (which is not to say that scott hatteberg shouldn't be your 1B AL rep)

i don't get how the sox are scoring all these runs though. i guess most everyone is offensively a plus at their position, with a couple plus pluses thrown in. except crede, that guy blows.

― John (jdahlem), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sox have an array of offensive threats: Ordonez, Lee, Thomas, Konerko, Uribe, Valentin, Harris, Olivo, and even guys like Rowand, Alomar, Burke and Gload have decent averages. It's what's saved their bacon this year, since their starting pitching has been really shaky for most of the last month.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, well "Offensive threats" = "swing for the fences like there is no tomorrow"

business as usual on the South Side, in other words.

Ok, that's not entirely true; the emergence of Uribe and Harris at the top of the order (the latter especially - TOTALLY unexpected, in my case anyway), and their impressive OBP numbers, helps counteract the rest of the homer-happy lineup.

But seriously, Buehrle needs to stop this "OK, I will SUCK for the first two innings and then settle down" crap. For real. I'm getting REAL SICK of the routine, Mark.

― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if the overall White Sox starters' tendency to give up 2-4 runs in the first 2 innings of every game is an abberation vs. other teams, or not. Seriously, it seems that every time I tune in after the first inning, the Sox are either leading 5-3 or down 3-0.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

When he's inducted into the HOF, people are going to wake up and realize just what they missed on the south side with Big Hurt. The guy is a monster, even in a season like this, which isn't remotely close to his best.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

since frank has been on the sox have they pulled off any division championships¿ maybe once the team gets noticed more so too will thomas.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 20 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

they pulled off several in the early '90s and didn't they get one around '98? but in those days their pitching wasn't arse...

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, they did it in 2000.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The White Sox won the AL West in '93, and would probably have won it in '94 if the season was completed. They won the AL Central in 2000, too.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't it mostly Reinsdorf's fault that the '94 strike happened?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Reinsdorf was one of the biggest hawks on the owners' side, so yes, that is an especially ironic dagger in the back of White Sox fans considering that the Sox might've gone to the Series in '94.

And, if you'll recall, Reinsy was also one of the owners who decried the escalation of player salaries, yet he had no problem in signing Albert Belle to the most lucrative contract to date in '96.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

And this is the same guy whose methods of running a club so pissed off Michael Jordan so bad that he will never have anything to do with the Bulls ever again, even though without him they would probably be still playing in old Chicago stadium and would have never have won jack.

Of course, Jordan did greatly upstage the Sox when they did make the playoffs with his first retirement.

Chicago sports team owners are all evil and it is hard to say which ones are the worse. All I have to say is whoever opproved the design for the remodeling of Soldier Field needs to be taken out and shot at sunrise, that thing is an abombination and has completely ruined a historic stadium.

― earlnash, Monday, 21 June 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

that Belle signing worked out well for him, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, I miss old Soldier Field. Went to the last regular-season game there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Albert Belle was still available in fantasy leagues last year because of his contract, ha.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 21 June 2004 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

For a month or so last year, every ILB-affiliated league transaction involved picking up & dropping Albert Belle. It was sublime.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't tell you how much fun it was "watching" that Sat night game on the Outta Town Scoreboard... If beers at Shea weren't $5.75, I woulda had to invent a drinking game. Some of those pitching lines look like lottery tickets:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=240619120

No wonder I didn't know who Shingo was, ESPN doesn't even have a profile up yet.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah yes, Arnie Munoz, yet another in the long line of failed 5th starters brought up from the minors this year; the Sox are now recycling these guys, and Jon Rauch (who left the park prior to the finish of his last major league start) starts this Thursday against the Tribe.

Sox got some problems.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wmni.com/images/logos/Chief-Wahoo_trans.gif

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

What is that racist logo doing in our thread?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

smiling devilishly it appears.

speaking of devilish smiles did anyone see the pic of jack ryan on the front page of the tribune yesterday? the only things he was missing were the horns, tail, and pitchfork.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Rauch!

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna start counterfeiting playoff tickets.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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THANK YOU Tadahito.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was there, Stormy. Mercy!

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

wtf is Ozzie doing screaming at Garland in the dugout for not decapitating Ian Kinsler? other than being Ozzie, that is.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=260723104

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 July 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

The Chicago White Sox acquired right-handed pitcher Mike MacDougal from the Kansas City Royals in exchange for minor-league pitchers Tyler Lumsden and Daniel Cortes.

― maura (maura), Monday, 24 July 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

"When you play [expletive] [Johan] Santana, [Brad] Radke, [Francisco] Liriano, the guy from Cleveland ... [C.C.] Sabathia, all the other guys ... ah, [expletive]. If we played National League teams, the Central Division, we might win 150 games in that [expletive] league."
--Guillen

"They think I cheat? We faced two [expletive] good pitchers in the National League Central. Our division, they have to face [the Tigers' starting staff], then you go to the White Sox and face all our guys? When you're going to go to another team, you're going to go, 'Whew, where is Randy Johnson?' The American League Central? That's baseball right here. Go hard one after another."
--Guillen

"Good, I hope [they keep accusing us]. What happened in the playoffs and World Series? We won 1-0, 2-1. We won so many one-run games, more than anyone in baseball last year. You look at our No. 3, 4 and 5 [hitters], they are the best in baseball. If we're cheating, how come we [don't] help Brian Anderson or [Juan] Uribe?"
--Guillen

"We're cheating on the mound? Our pitching staff gets beat up once in awhile. They're mad. They can't admit that a Latino kicked their ass."
--Guillen

"That's why I love the guy next door. He doesn't give a [expletive]. He doesn't worry about this and that. You win, you kicked our butt. When they clinched in 2004, I was the first one to go over there and congratulate them because they beat us."
--Guillen, on Twins manager Ron Gardenhire

"'Oh, no, I don't like you because you kicked my ass?' Please. That's competition."
--Guillen

"That's why I don't get along with too many managers. Because they hate my [expletive] ass, because I don't kiss their ass, and I didn't kiss anyone's ass to get this job."
--Guillen

"Then they have a Mexican win the World Series in two years. And they're saying he doesn't have experience, he never managed in baseball before. Well, too [expletive] bad."
--Guillen

"What's the difference? No one knows the difference anyway."
--Guillen, after being reminded that he's Venezuelan

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I am glad that Ozzie Guillen exists, though I'd never ever want to work for him or employ him.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha awesome

― gear (gear), Monday, 21 August 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

How come Jermaine Dye never did this as an A?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Because he hates freedom. Also, he was pissed off that he fell to ROUND ELEVEN in our fantasy draft, and was all like 'payback. now.'

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

There was also that broken leg thing.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

And 9/11.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

#3 in MLB slugging average.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Jermaine Dye makes me so mad.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile Jon Garland seems to have remembered how to pitch.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Garland and co. give up 32 in a double header.

Buehrle gives up zero in eight innings the next day.

KEEP UP THE RESISTANCE, MR. WILLIAMS.

― Andy K, Sunday, 8 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

Four-year extension, apparently.

― Andy K, Sunday, 8 July 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

sucker's deal

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's better than the Burnett & Zito & Schmidt deals, tho. Which is, um, setting the bar pretty low @ this point.

― David R., Monday, 9 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

During a 58-game stretch, White Sox relievers posted a 3-13 record and a 7.52 earned-run average.

“I’m not calling them losers, but they’re not ready to win,” Guillen sniffed.

“It gets to the point where you just laugh,” White Sox starter Mark Buehrle said. “Knowing Kenny, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole bullpen goes. They need to ship some guys out soon.”

― bnw, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

That gets a Young Jeezy "Daaaaayyyummmmmm!"

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

I wish someone would YouTube Uribe showing up the Tigers prior to his fly ball landing well in front of the fence for a routine out.

― Andy K, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

I loves me a classic pitchers duel, and we've got one going on, but these WGN assholes make me wanna die. Dude's extended riff on Ty Cobb's penmanship was, uh, really something.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 29 July 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

a rematch of a pretty good pitchers duel at that!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 29 July 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Steve Stone in the booth with the Hawkeroo tonite! I think I could get used to this!

― Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

One minute, Guillen wondered why "people thought I was going to take my shirt off and go butt naked on Michigan Avenue" during the White Sox's victory parade, and the next, when it was suggested that Guillen leave it all and retire to his native Venezuela and get fat and happy, he scoffed.

"Because," Guillen explained, "my wife, when I have sex with her, wants to feel a good-looking man."

― bnw, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

i was looking for the chisox thread! doesnt jenks have some impressive streak right now? does anyone care, y/n?

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I wonder how many Major Leaguer father/Famous Artist son combos there have been in baseball history:

Cy Twombly

and

Cy Twombly

― boldbury, Saturday, 13 October 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

seven years pass...

https://twitter.com/AndrewBurner/status/565570512131485696

― Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:05 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

these guys can hit

― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

abreu is on a fuckin tear

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:30 (five years ago)

luis robert is looking very good

also very sss but nick madrigal is batting .400 so far

― na (NA), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:25 (five years ago)

yeah, luis robert is a future star (current star?), and great in the field too

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

madrigal is a tortuga-like purveyor of untrue outcomes

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:37 (five years ago)

the harmony of lies: the nick madrigal story

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:40 (five years ago)

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