Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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Tiki has the personality of a $.95 plunger.

I would like to nominate Vlad Guerrero, just because of his smile.

Matt, if your worried about your hereto status, just post lots of pics of Jennie Finch or other hott softball players.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, I didn't the "your / you're" thing - I'm not fit to live. Gah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://deseretnews.com/photos/1592110.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5587.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

according to my friend here:

jt snow
jim edmonds
mark mulder

she claims to be an expert so there you go.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Mueller's been looking more RROWR ever since he got his wisdom teeth pulled!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god, that's just creepy.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sexiest Renaissance Man, Body + Brain: Mike Mussina (his degree is in economics I think)
Runnerup: Brad Ausmus

Sex on Six Legs: Zito-Hudson-Mulder

Man Stud Beauties: Carlos Delgado (best smile for sure), Brad Fullmer (hottest caveman), Troy Glaus, Jeff Bagwell, Albert Pujols

Model Beautiful: A-Rod, Jay Payton

Best Ass and Thighs Ever on a Mound:

http://mrwalto.tripod.com/kyle.html

Cute Cute Cute: Michael Barrett, Shawn Estes, Corey Patterson, Peter Bergeron, Marcus Giles, Neal Cotts

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, a lot of the younger female WS fans like Cotts. He's too young for me, plus he looks like he grew up two trailers down from William Ligue.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425840.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Cub shortstop and Mendoza impersonator Alex Gonzalez hasn't made a list? The man whose face once prompted Steve Stone to wax the oh-so-eloquent "it's tough to play shortstop without a face"???

― mattbot (mattbot), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

holy shit, point for mattbot. http://www.homeruncards.com/rookiecards/alex-gonzalez-cubs-rookie-card.shtml

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Alex-the-Cub Gonzalez belongs on this or any other list of good-looking people.

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5197.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe he's too pretty

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://redsox.bostonherald.com/images//mannypoint05132004.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I resisted linking a porn fantasy some Canadian manwatcher wrote a few years back about Gonzalez, Shawn Green, Fullmer, and Barrett "having fun" in a deserted locker room...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Morbs, did you ever see this thread:

Homosexuality and baseball [LINKS TO NON-WORK SAFE IMAGES]

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Konerko ...so hot, he's got his own fangirl page.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

old pic, but rrrrrowwwrr!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

try again...
http://www.angelfire.com/ct/konerko/images/konerko.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh well, it's on the first page.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no need to fight ladies - there's plenty of johnson to go round

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ewwwww! get that off of here!

the homely thread is ----------> thataway

back to your regularly scheduled hotness ....

http://pages.ripco.net/~dymaxia/konerkohot.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 13 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

JT Snow is giving Konerko a run for the money in the fangirl swooning dept. Lookit how good JT is with the kids!

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Konerko doesn't look "hot" so much in that Reds uni as he does "windburned".

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My wife thought Mike Piazza was hot until he went to the Mets, then he was dog food.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

― higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

'we named the dog shea'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"starting to think"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Bill Mueller.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

BIG PAPI

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

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ok but for real it's xander bogaerts and it's not even close

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:55 (eight years ago)

plus you get michael a. taylor for free

― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 23:31 (eight years ago)

got to be Jeff Samardzija

― Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:33 (eight years ago)

ok that guy's awesome

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2018 23:44 (eight years ago)

https://elitesportsny.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/chicago-white-sox-v-los-angeles-dodgers.jpg

― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:09 (eight years ago)

how YOU doin

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:30 (eight years ago)

yoanna see my loft?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:43 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

I hafta say shorthaired smiley Jake is pretty damn dreamboaty

.@SteveGelbs has jokes. "Jacob, how do you keep your focus with only eight runs of support?" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oXfkXDjgTt
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 8, 2018

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Shohei Ohtani’s impression of Brad Ausmus: “He’s a very good-looking guy.”

He paused, then added: “Of course, Mike Scioscia was very good-looking too.”
— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) February 13, 2019

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:11 (seven years ago)

folks the answer is clearly Eric Thames

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:20 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

i hafta say Springer and Correa are absurdly beautiful

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

four months pass...

https://i.redd.it/5fk1sl60s1o41.jpg

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:10 (six years ago)

issa hoss

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:28 (six years ago)

#jorts

― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:12 (six years ago)

six months pass...

I didn’t realize that Tyler Glasnow had Chalamet vibes

Game 5. #ALDS pic.twitter.com/7xCeaZG4Ww
— MLB (@MLB) October 9, 2020

― na (NA), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

Tyler Glasnow has a 12-pack, Chalamet does not

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

eleven months pass...

wish morbs was here. to tell me what he thinks of tanner houck, among other things.

https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/New-York-Yankees-v-Boston-Red-Sox-8086102dcc1b3b91f6672f2bf1f663c9.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tanner-houck-of-the-peoria-javelinas-pitches-against-the-surprise-at-picture-id1177646447?s=612x612

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

was sure when i was watching the other night that his uniform number was 69 but sadly it's not

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:23 (four years ago)

thank you for not posting alex verdugo

― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:59 (four years ago)

two years pass...

https://i.postimg.cc/SQc8VTtW/IMG-7734.jpg

By unpopular demand!

Matt Olson:

MLB made a Matt Olson Thirst Trap Tik Tok 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3JNwuE2Vck
— Cody (@CodyRogers10) August 15, 2023

Every time I see Jason Heyward I’m like, why does nobody mention how handsome he is?
https://i.postimg.cc/rmMBRYdq/IMG-7737.jpg

Sorry about ittttt
https://i.postimg.cc/j5jrkFRZ/IMG-7738.jpg

Ofc Connor Wong
https://i.postimg.cc/GtKT1pNv/IMG-7740.jpg

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:01 (two years ago)

idk about best looking but best sounding? there can be only one....

https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/redsox/audio/pronunciation-guide/ceddanne-rafaela.m4a

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:05 (two years ago)

You are wrong for this

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (two years ago)

Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (two years ago)

there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (two years ago)

Oh I don’t disagree he’s just such a goofy personality it offsets it a little

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:28 (two years ago)

goofy because he doesn't gaf, even hotter!

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (two years ago)

plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (two years ago)

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc
— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (two years ago)

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (two years ago)

A spinal tattoo is pretty hard

https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2023/04/20/tanner-houck-explains-red-sox-logo-tattoo-spine/

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:19 (two years ago)

where does the last letter sit 👀

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (two years ago)

🤨

― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (two years ago)

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

― H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (two years ago)

three months pass...

Luis Robert

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (one year ago)

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (one year ago)

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