ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

tonight i mean -- they had a security guard's brother run out just so they wouldn't tase him

Get Tased Night at Citizens Bank Park

i would drive down for this.

actually - i *will* be heading down at some point this summer to see Doc pitch.

The 34-year-old man Tuesday gave himself up without incident, was booed by the sellout crowd and charged with defiant trespass, disorderly conduct and narcotics possession.

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__54/ept_sports_mlb_experts-563393377-1273046077.jpg?ym9grFDDfwS2JecM

dude is on the juice. his on field antics should get an asterisk.

get me a fukkin tazeykake

h aha!

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

hes DJ THOROBRED & he tweeted it before he did it

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/340x_screen_shot_2010-05-05_at_10.13.44_am.jpg

In the Phillies' 7-2 victory over the Cardinals on Thursday, Chase Utley was caught stealing for the first time since September 2, 2008.

old man moyer just 2-hit the braves apparently

braves are shameful

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

second,

another guy ran on the field tonight & totally derailed hamels' start

― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:31 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yadier molina?

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

so good COMEDY = TIMNG

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

― World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 4:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

must have been a subliminal

he also could be a mykanos trance dj w/ no concept of the greek economy

Jugglmao

I didn't realize Moyer is about to break Robin Roberts' career gopherball record.

http://i40.tinypic.com/15728lt.jpg

lol

“She'll get over it.”

- RF Jayson Werth, on whether his mother would be disappointed that he didn't use the pink Mother's Day bat the rest of his teammates took to the plate May 9.

from yahoo's Phillys page!

The Rockies lodged a complaint with MLB after Monday's game, in which Phillies bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was seen peering through binoculars at home plate while the Phillies batted in the second inning, and Shane Victorino was spotted on the bullpen phone in the dugout. The Phillies claim Billmeyer was checking out their own catcher, an excuse that doesn't hold water because, well, the Phillies were at bat.

The Rockies are the second team in little more than a week to make this accusation, as the Mets apparently did the same after Johan Santana gave up 10 runs to them earlier this month.

I remember the Dodgers got chippy with Victorino a year or so ago for doing the same thing..

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Rockies-complain-Phillies-stole-signs-MLB-issues-warning-051110

powder blue throwbacks are dope as hell

yes!

Still the Phillies, though.

132 pitches by roy 2nite

not gonna get to 35 wins at this rate..

http://www.agtahomecare.com/store/images/00000120502-ProcterGambleSwifferSweeperVac-large.jpg

morbs trolling all the phils fans that post here

http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/philadelphia_sports_scene/Roy1.jpg

a thing of beauty, last night's game was.

let's hope that Halladay doesn't turn into a half-senile right-wing crackpot politician fifty years from now (which is what happened to Jim Bunning).

totally half-senile

fyp

don't even joke about that. seriously guys.

Really

Halladay should be a guest speaker at the G20 summit

yay Phils back to gettin shut out

Werth's pre-AB music should be "F*!#in' Up"

I hate the name of this thread so much I came to SB whoever made it, but it's cankles so there's no point.

Looks something like 13 runs in the last 12 games...?

have been outscored 50-14 since 5/21

i think i read somewhere where they had the most-imbalanced schedule in terms of front-loading road games and spending the majority of the second half at home... could it be road-weariness?

they even get an extra home series when toronto plays a 'home' series in cbp

that is some serious bs, btw.

Bottom 1st: Boston
- M. Scutaro walked
- D. Pedroia grounded into fielder's choice, M. Scutaro out at second
- V. Martinez doubled to deep center, D. Pedroia scored
- D. Ortiz doubled to left, V. Martinez scored
- A. Beltre doubled to shallow left, D. Ortiz scored
- M. Lowell homered to left, A. Beltre scored
- B. Hall struck out looking
- M. Cameron singled to shallow center
- D. McDonald flied out to shallow right

5 runs, 5 hits, 0 errors
Philadelphia 0, Boston 5

Bottom 2nd: Boston
- M. Scutaro singled to shallow left
- D. Pedroia doubled to left center, M. Scutaro scored
- V. Martinez doubled to left center, D. Pedroia scored
- D. Ortiz doubled to left, V. Martinez scored
- D. Herndon relieved J. Moyer

(9 Runs charged to Moyer in 1.0 IP)

vis David Vincent of SABR:

Most Individual Batters Hitting Homers off Pitcher

321 Jamie Moyer
279 Randy Johnson
273 Frank Tanana
268 Fergie Jenkins
262 Don Sutton

Most Ballparks in which Home Run Surrendered

42 Jamie Moyer (Yankee Stadium gave him the lead this week)
41 Randy Johnson
41 Pedro Martinez
40 Livan Hernandez
40 Javier Vazquez

Phillies' ball girls down the outfield lines are the worst-fielding ball girls/boys I've ever seen. They just go yikes! and run out of the way of anything moving faster than a box turtle, make no attempt to catch foul balls until they've stopped moving.

Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Chase Utley will be out at least eight weeks after having surgery on his injured right thumb, Phillies athletic trainer Scott Sheridan said.

The operation was performed Thursday in New York by hand specialist Dr. Andrew Weiland. Trainers said Utley must wear a splint on the thumb for five weeks before he begins rehabilitation. Utley and the Phillies will get a better idea exactly how long he will be sidelined once the stitches are removed from the thumb.