ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

um. ok maybe after that you can worry.

*buries him under the mound*

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__53/ept_sports_mlb_experts-884660126-1272955782.jpg?ymHeVFDDOXzOlO9q

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19456973

hahaha

don't tase me ayo

Posted by Mark Tue May 04, 2010 5:41 am EDT

The kid running around was a liberal arts major

lol @ espn tryin to make a huge deal of this when everyone is p. much like, "yeah, dude deserved to get tased"

looks like he pissed himself

hey, I'm shocked to learn the Philly police commish is a total pig.

another guy ran on the field tonight & totally derailed hamels' start

yadier molina?

hahah

nah but a fan ran onto the field and hamels went friese double -> yadi double -> pulled from the game

the fallacy of the inevitable idiot fan

i fucking love Philly. a fan runs onto the field and gets tazered & humiliated. instead of discouraging this from happening again, another Philadelphian-ite-whatever does it the next day. simply amazing.

ayo that's how we do

so dude tonite didn't get tased?

imo you gotta go with a "you WILL get tased" policy

what if it was all orchestrated by citizens bank

Get Tased Night at Citizens Bank Park

tonight i mean -- they had a security guard's brother run out just so they wouldn't tase him

Get Tased Night at Citizens Bank Park

i would drive down for this.

actually - i *will* be heading down at some point this summer to see Doc pitch.

The 34-year-old man Tuesday gave himself up without incident, was booed by the sellout crowd and charged with defiant trespass, disorderly conduct and narcotics possession.

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__54/ept_sports_mlb_experts-563393377-1273046077.jpg?ym9grFDDfwS2JecM

dude is on the juice. his on field antics should get an asterisk.

get me a fukkin tazeykake

h aha!

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

hes DJ THOROBRED & he tweeted it before he did it

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/340x_screen_shot_2010-05-05_at_10.13.44_am.jpg

In the Phillies' 7-2 victory over the Cardinals on Thursday, Chase Utley was caught stealing for the first time since September 2, 2008.

old man moyer just 2-hit the braves apparently

braves are shameful

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

second,

another guy ran on the field tonight & totally derailed hamels' start

― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:31 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yadier molina?

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

so good COMEDY = TIMNG

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

― World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 4:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

must have been a subliminal

he also could be a mykanos trance dj w/ no concept of the greek economy

Jugglmao

I didn't realize Moyer is about to break Robin Roberts' career gopherball record.

http://i40.tinypic.com/15728lt.jpg

lol

“She'll get over it.”

- RF Jayson Werth, on whether his mother would be disappointed that he didn't use the pink Mother's Day bat the rest of his teammates took to the plate May 9.

from yahoo's Phillys page!

The Rockies lodged a complaint with MLB after Monday's game, in which Phillies bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was seen peering through binoculars at home plate while the Phillies batted in the second inning, and Shane Victorino was spotted on the bullpen phone in the dugout. The Phillies claim Billmeyer was checking out their own catcher, an excuse that doesn't hold water because, well, the Phillies were at bat.

The Rockies are the second team in little more than a week to make this accusation, as the Mets apparently did the same after Johan Santana gave up 10 runs to them earlier this month.

I remember the Dodgers got chippy with Victorino a year or so ago for doing the same thing..

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Rockies-complain-Phillies-stole-signs-MLB-issues-warning-051110

powder blue throwbacks are dope as hell

yes!

Still the Phillies, though.

132 pitches by roy 2nite