ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

Keep poundin' the corner.

I wasn't thrilled Halladay took bitch money but am loving how he gets to see what he left on the table diverted to Mo Vaughn Jr.

meh, i'd rather have Howard then Teixiera IMHO. gl2u w/ that fwiw

one thing that kinda bugs is why on earth folx are all ZMGRFLMAOWTF @ howard's contract when Teixiera's is about the same (~90%), 3 years longgggger and Teix is just as old and not as good (IMHO).

is it because the phils aren't the yanx and people are used to the yanx throwing crazy money around like it ain't no thang for most of the past decade with precious little to show for it?

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:32 PM (0 seconds ago)

we don't need no crossposting w/in ILBB, genius

Ryan Madson kicked a chair in frustration after he blew a save in the 10th inning on Wednesday in San Francisco.

The chair won.

Madson broke his right big toe and the Phillies placed him on the 15-day disabled list Friday just as they activated right-hander Brad Lidge, who had been on the DL since the season started. The Phillies recalled left-hander Antonio Bastardo from Triple-A Lehigh Valley to take Madson's place on the 25-man roster.
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People always talk about 'closer mentality' which I dismiss as bullshit but Madson seems to prove that theory right time after time. His stuff is nasty and when hes a set up guy hes great. Seems like he blows saves on the regular tho.. Dont get it.

When Moyer retires and there's no active player left who's older than I am, I'm going to be a little sad.

i wouldn't worry. Moyer will pitch until he's dead.

um. ok maybe after that you can worry.

*buries him under the mound*

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http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19456973

hahaha

don't tase me ayo

Posted by Mark Tue May 04, 2010 5:41 am EDT

The kid running around was a liberal arts major

lol @ espn tryin to make a huge deal of this when everyone is p. much like, "yeah, dude deserved to get tased"

looks like he pissed himself

hey, I'm shocked to learn the Philly police commish is a total pig.

another guy ran on the field tonight & totally derailed hamels' start

yadier molina?

hahah

nah but a fan ran onto the field and hamels went friese double -> yadi double -> pulled from the game

the fallacy of the inevitable idiot fan

i fucking love Philly. a fan runs onto the field and gets tazered & humiliated. instead of discouraging this from happening again, another Philadelphian-ite-whatever does it the next day. simply amazing.

ayo that's how we do

so dude tonite didn't get tased?

imo you gotta go with a "you WILL get tased" policy

what if it was all orchestrated by citizens bank

Get Tased Night at Citizens Bank Park

tonight i mean -- they had a security guard's brother run out just so they wouldn't tase him

Get Tased Night at Citizens Bank Park

i would drive down for this.

actually - i *will* be heading down at some point this summer to see Doc pitch.

The 34-year-old man Tuesday gave himself up without incident, was booed by the sellout crowd and charged with defiant trespass, disorderly conduct and narcotics possession.

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dude is on the juice. his on field antics should get an asterisk.

get me a fukkin tazeykake

h aha!

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

hes DJ THOROBRED & he tweeted it before he did it

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In the Phillies' 7-2 victory over the Cardinals on Thursday, Chase Utley was caught stealing for the first time since September 2, 2008.

old man moyer just 2-hit the braves apparently

braves are shameful

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

second,

another guy ran on the field tonight & totally derailed hamels' start

― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:31 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yadier molina?

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 9:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

so good COMEDY = TIMNG

first, second guy looks like a Jugglao afterparty DJ sans paint

he looks like a juggalo w/o facepaint

― World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 4:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

must have been a subliminal

he also could be a mykanos trance dj w/ no concept of the greek economy

Jugglmao

I didn't realize Moyer is about to break Robin Roberts' career gopherball record.

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