i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night

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― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 28 October 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hopefully this thread becomes g00glebait now!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 28 October 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

i sense ilb's first internet-wide meme forming

― manute lol (sanskrit), Saturday, 28 October 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

I added this to the Jeff Weaver wikipedia page.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

The link was removed already :(

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 30 October 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

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― Andy_K (Andy_K), Monday, 30 October 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking ew.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

since when did Darryl Hall become a Cards fan?

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

M-E T-A-C-O O-H Y-E-A-H

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

That is a fantastic picture.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Link is back.

The code, to be pasted if they delete us again.
* [i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night I Love Baseball] - I Ate 10 Tacos Next To Jeff Weaver Last Night

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Weaver has a well-deserved reputation for durability, and he's more of a competitor than people think. He surpassed 199 innings five times in a six-year span from 2000-05. But he can be gopher-ball prone, and when things go wrong he's a monument to bad body language. He leads the league in slumped shoulders.

― The Piper at the Gates of Brown (Andy_K), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

MARINER TYME.

I'm upset the Pirates didn't get him, as he looks the part.

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

our lack of good taco shops doomed the Lou :(

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 27 January 2007 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

[link Weaver 'back to normal']http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070315&content_id=1844174&vkey=spt2007news&fext=.jsp&c_id=ana&partnered=rss_ana[/linl]

― felicity, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Good to see Jeff living up to expectations in Seattle.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oooo he bought the value pack, didn't he?

― David R., Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

NACHOS BELLGRANDE!!!!

:D

― David R., Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I just noticed he's gone in the 3rd.

A real inning eater.

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

You know what they say about Mexican food, rite?

― David R., Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

"I'd like two Crisp shells, please."

― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wow - he made it two whole innings! Good for him.
7h 7er 2bb 1k lol

xpost :D

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Thank you, please drive through."

― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

"EXTRA HOT SAUCE PLEASE."

i was currious what he's getting paid to do this but espn only had this to offer: 2007 Salary: $N/A
get what you pay for i guess.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Weaver can't decide between Qdoba and Baja Fresh when it comes to what he'd like to have built next to his house. That's why.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Weaver p
1 year/$8.325M (2007)

* signed as a free agent 1/07
* performance bonuses: $0.3M for 180 IP or 28 GS, $0.3M for 190 IP or 30 GS, $0.4M for 200 IP or 32 GS

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

That's a lot of tacos.

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

LOZL betcha someone is missing the NL and Dave Duncan right about now

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Weaver looked so dumbfounded.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

How can you tell?

― Leee, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

I saw it on my TV. His mouth-wide-open, dead-eyed stare took up a few seconds of the game's highlights. It was pretty awesome.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

TACO NECK

― Andy K, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

That mouth-wide-open, dead-eyed stare was in response to Drew's homer, which, to be fair, did not look like it was going out until it actually did. It was off the end of the bat and I thought it was a certain fly-out.

― G00blar, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

TACO NIGHT IN AMERICA

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

A close one for Team USA, starter Jered Weaver struck out the first six batters he faced. In the third with two outs, Weaver gave up two runs on a walk, a triple, a single, and a double before retiring Francisco Mendez to end the inning.

Jered had more trouble getting that early-inning third out last night, his shortest MLB "outing" (you know, like albums):

C Monroe struck out swinging.
B Inge struck out swinging.
C Granderson singled to center.
C Granderson stole second.
P Polanco walked.
G Sheffield singled to center, C Granderson scored, P Polanco to third, G Sheffield to second advancing on throw.
M Ordonez reached on infield single to third, P Polanco scored, G Sheffield to third.
C Guillen doubled to right center, G Sheffield scored, M Ordonez to third.
H Carrasco relieved J Weaver.

Jered's line for the night:
1.2 IP, 7 H, 7 R, 5 ER, 2 BB, 2 SO, 70 PITCHES, 1 TACO

― Andy K, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

It's Jeff's fault.

― David R., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

He learned it by watching Jeff.

― David R., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

Weaver Watch '07 through April 23:

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/6200.jpg
3 G, 11 IP, 2 TACOS, 0-3 W-L, 13.91 ERA

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/7708.jpg
2 G, 7.2 IP, 2 TACOS, 0-2 W-L, 9.39 ERA

― Andy K, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm suddenly very glad both of these dudes pitch in my division.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Do you really think The Other Weaver is going to continue sucking?

― David R., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think he'll be somewhere around a volatile 11-12/4.50 this year.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

His home run and fly ball rates from the minors were not so good, Dave, and he doesn't seem to be healthy so far. Will he be this bad all year? Probably not. But will he be like he was last year? I doubt it.

― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

WEAVER BROS DOUBLE FEATURE NITE

Jered follows an erratic start with a dominant one, throwing 107 pitches in 5.2 innings with no walks. When he was yanked, he acted exactly as he had after his 70-pitch/1.2-inning loss. Much cursing and nervous head shaking from left to right, eyes at the ground.

Jeff just took the mound.

― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff just left the mound.

― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

D DeJesus singled to left center.
M Grudzielanek singled to left, D DeJesus to second.
M Teahen singled to left, D DeJesus scored, M Grudzielanek to second.
M Sweeney singled to left, M Grudzielanek to third, M Teahen to second.
R Gload doubled to right, M Grudzielanek and M Teahen scored, M Sweeney to third.
E Brown grounded out to shortstop, M Sweeney scored.
A Gordon singled to left, R Gload to third.
J Buck walked, A Gordon to second.
T Pena singled to right, R Gload and A Gordon scored, J Buck to third.
S White relieved J Weaver.

0.1 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 29 PITCHES, 0 TACOS

― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2007 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

Weaver Watch '07, Cinco de Mayo Edition:

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/6200.jpg
5 G, 17 IP, 2 TACOS, 0-5 W-L, 15.35 ERA

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/7708.jpg

4 G, 19.1 IP, 2 TACOS, 1-3 W-L, 5.12 ERA

― Andy K, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

ouch

― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Grizzled veteran Jeff Weaver..."

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 6 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Haha! Found it!

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2006/10/28/ephFX9Pj.jpg

― Andy K, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

OMG:

2007 - 17 IP, 40 hits, 7 BB & 29 runs, which equals a 15.35 ERA, 2.76 WHIP, and a sterling .465 BAA. Only 2 tacos, tho - dude's on some Atkins kick.

― David R., Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

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