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- young busker playing peppy acoustic-guitar version of 'we're up all night to get lucky' at marble arch tube

... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil ... ienjoyhotdogs (imago), Thursday, 12 September 2013 08:47 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlmEbF2uhsZk&app=desktop

this is possibly worse than a fp, this is possibly an irl permaban & cockpunch

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:23 (five years ago) Permalink

404 imago la

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

it deserved nothing less

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

when was the last time you irl punched someone

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:25 (five years ago) Permalink

http://youtu.be/lmEbF2uhsZk

not a man for the irl punching tbqfh. this dude's cockpunching would be administered by himself hopefully

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:26 (five years ago) Permalink

i impressed myself how far i got into that

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

tbf i was waiting to see what it turned out to be an advert for

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

anyway this is completely the wrong thread as I did not see this guy irl, but I'm half-dead with tiredness and it stays

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

My name’s Mark. I’m a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough. I became Poet Laureate of Peterborough in 2008, Chief Bard of the Fens in 2009 and Edinburgh Fringe Slam Champion in 2010. I’ve recently been on two national tours, whilst also completing an MA in Creative Writing at Goldsmith’s University in London.

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

whilst, motherfucker, whilst?

sarahell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Mark Grist ‏@montygristo 21 Nov

Morning, guys! Today my mates @MixyRic and @TimClarePoet are each attempting 100 poems in a day. They'll also be tweeting them live. RT

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:35 (five years ago) Permalink

100 poems a day is pretty paltry assuming your quality control switch is off

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:36 (five years ago) Permalink

if i were to claim all my posts to ILX
were poems
then on a good day
100 would be nothing

i say "good" day

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:37 (five years ago) Permalink

nv
on grist
ing

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:38 (five years ago) Permalink

i like a girl whore ads

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:39 (five years ago) Permalink

gna tweet that

veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:39 (five years ago) Permalink

this seems a much healthier outlet for you than polyamorous gaiman fans

sarahell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:40 (five years ago) Permalink

maybe this would be
a good way
of reinvigorating the usual tired thoughts

or at least
of paying tribute
to former troll "Squirrel Police"

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:41 (five years ago) Permalink

we mock now, but
to be fair, people
forget that poetry was in danger
of disappearing -

all those books pulped
until the word-juice drizzled out
into vacuous macho
Tarantinisms -

until somebody came up
with the idea
to call it
a "slam"

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:47 (five years ago) Permalink


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