the path to puritanism is slippery

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black sambuca (shot)

BLACK METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

racist

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

sisca creme de cassis with lemonade
mojito
thwaites double century
old speckled hen

AVANT-ELECTRO METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Friday, 13 August 2010 23:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

san miguel
beck's

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

Is this the 'austere drinks' thread?

laphroaig with ryvita

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

vodka rice

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

cointreau (neat)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

get out of my fucking thread you berks

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

^ some puritan

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.crossman.us/images/puritan2.gif

"Knob off, cunts"

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

you don't understand this thread

bloody mary

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/A_fair_Puritan.jpg

"Shabby fuckrag, I'll rip yer a new one"

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

rum-and-lemon

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

guys I am doing something beautiful here and you are pissing onto the canvas

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/18200/18203/puritan_18203_lg.gif

gin and perrier

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

dry martini

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

you don't even know what this is

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

I am incensed

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://endtimepilgrim.org/puritans25.jpg

Absolut BOSTON (Black tea and Elderflower flavour with Clear bottle, green label launched August 2009)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

explain urself lj

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

black sambuca (shot)

austere

mojito

austere and delicious

sisca creme de cassis with lemonade

not austere, you've gotten this wrong.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

ok I had sworn not to full-disclosure this but w/e

in this thread I am listing every alcoholic drink I consume

I have decided to become teetotal, but that I will do so in a manner that is in theory infinitely prolonged

this manner is to never repeat a drink in my life

all of the drinks I have listed so far are burned

in this way I hope both to drink less and to experience drinks I wouldn't normally experience

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

high concept, but sorry man i've done this over the course of a weekend loads of times

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

so the path to none is ~many~

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

exactly, T

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah this will last till you've drank every beer at the local once

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

you don't seem to understand how much time I spend at my local pubs

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

a voyage of distillery

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp so that means it won't last long

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

does a bottle of vodka count as 1 drink, if you drink it straight from the bottle?

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

only if you don't stop

(downed a pint neat, once. survived)

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

CAD the answer is "like, twice in the past year, and I've had one or two drinks each time"

T, yes, that would count as one drink

D, you are repulsive

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

that night more than most tbh

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

i did that w/ whiskey once. well i say once.

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

btw hold off on trying that til im in london again

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

lj i think you need to enjoy yr local establishments more then!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

some of us have no real wish to rapidly propel five units of alcohol into our stomachs

CAD I suppose I patronise my cricket club bar more than all the proper pubs combined but I usually only get a lemonade...drinking is a social activity, to be done with one's friends, i.e. not where I live

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

some of us have no real wish to rapidly propel five units of alcohol into our stomachs

540 mls / 37.5 mls = 14.4 shots- irish shots, not your pissy little 25mls either.

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

i dunno about the path to puritanism, but the path outside hennelly's was pretty slippy by time i'd done

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

aight aight you've convinced me.

now i'm just imagining the end of your quest when you've drank all the good stuff and are choosing between various brands of 3rd world rotgut liquor.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

but that's the fun part! also when I start inventing cocktails...

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah based on what i know of yr culinary adventures i'm pretty amped for that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

"wtf spinach TOTALLY goes with glenfiddich u brutes"

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

guys

we need to have a serious discussion abt alcohol and why it is endemic in our culture and how this can be challenged

alternatively why I need to stfu and imbibe

acoleuthic, Sunday, 12 September 2010 22:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

or why it needs to be, tbh.

social lubricant serves plenty purpose for the majority of users, in our little of the world there's clear problems with how it's abused, but personal freedoms lol etc

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 10:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

stop blaming 'the culture' for your addiction louis

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Monday, 13 September 2010 10:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

truesay my alcohol consumption levels are ridiculously small compared to what they once were - I'm trying to phase it out, it makes me feel rough

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 10:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

i have a few bottles of whiskey knocking around the place, but tbrr i can pretty much count the number of times i get drunk in a year on one hand

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

if by drunk you mean 'forget what happened' then yeah prolly same here

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

if by 'forget what happened' you mean 'blacked out' then no i think we may be on slightly different scales tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

don't mean blacked out, no

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

further clarification required tbh. but anyway 'drunk' = anywhere from feet not obeying onwards

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

i mean some ppl will try to include yr vomiting and whatnot, but tbh if you're gonna be eating kebabs at 2am then you're removing the right to blame a puke session on anything else imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

well, you know, things get sketchy, you're not really sure what happened, but within a basically plausible framework of events. tbh this is happening more and more sans booze.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

i stopped even getting that far tbh after portumna

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 11:21 (eight years ago) Permalink


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