LAURENCE BELL (of Domino Records) FAQ

Q: WHO IS LAURENCE BELL????

A: This fellow right here:
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Q: IS LAURENCE BELL EVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP?

A: No, Laurence Bell will never give you up.

Q: WHERE CAN I GET A DOWNLOAD OF THE NEW ANIMAL COLLECTIVE ALBUM "MERRIWEATHER POST-PAVILION (2009)"????

A: You can download it for free by clicking here: http://tinyurl.com/animal-collection

Q: CAN YOU POST SOME LAURENCE BELL/PETE WENTZ SLASH?

A: Pete licked up the length of Laurence Bell's cock and wrapped his mouth around it again, and Laurence Bell realized, no wait, that was the sexiest thing he'd ever seen.
As Pete worked his mouth and hand together, Laurence Bell reached out, grasping onto his guitar case with one hand and the sheets with the other, as if he might fall off the Earth if he didn't hold on. His vision was blurry, and he was making unfamiliar noises in the back of his throat, and he knew he couldn't last for long.
"Pete." Laurence Bell reached down and grabbed his shoulder. "Pete."
Pete pulled back long enough to look up and say, "It's okay; you can come in my mouth," before returning to his work, and the words alone were enough to push Laurence Bell over the edge. His body bucked forward, his hand clenched on Pete's shoulder, as he moaned until he thought he was might start choking.
As Laurence Bell lay on his back and tried to catch his breath, Pete moved up to face him, settled down beside Laurence Bell's body, and whispered, "I like how you taste."

^^ban

i was hoping it would be a threesome with the web sheriff

Q: WHY DOES L. BELL MAINTAIN UNDONE SHIRT AND TROUSER BUTTONS?

Q: I HEAR LAURENCE BELL HAS GREAT SUCCESS WITH THE LADIES. CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF HIS CHAT-UP LINES?

hey, how you doing? (said in a joey from friends accent!)
Find you soo damn sexy! Are you naughty,
imagine me kissing up your calf muscles. .teasing my tongue up the inside of your thighs. . .flicking, licking, nibbling between your legs till your knickers are soooo wet. . then biting them down. .sliding my tongue deep inside till I'm sucking on your clit . .you're moaning with pleasure. . .my fingers running up your body followed by my tongue as I suck on your gorgeous breasts, my tongue flicking over your nipples at the same time. .kissing up your neck, you can feel my hot hard pole against you. . want me. . dare you to reply, it will make my day - you're soo gorgeous!!! Larry xx PS What would you like for your prize of being the sexiest girlie on here?

loooool

fuck merriweather post pavillion, can we just have more of this?

Q: HAS DOMINO RECORDS PRESIDENT LAURENCE BELL EVER MET JOE THE PLUMBER??

A: These two great Americans have never met in person, but Mr. Bell sent an autographed advance copy for Merriweather Post Pavilion to Mr. the Plumber, who is a noted Animal Collectors fan!

Q: WHY DOES L. BELL MAINTAIN UNDONE SHIRT AND TROUSER BUTTONS?

― caek, Sunday, December 7, 2008 3:04 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Q: ARE LAURENCE BELL OF DOMINO RECORDS'S GUT AND WILLY STILL HANGING OUT?

No, it is 2am on a Saturday morning, so he is wearing his night clothes, which have no tricky-to-operate fasteners or buttons.

this is the second google result for laurence bell

as well it should be, this is the laurence bell wiki/faq