GOOD LUCK USA! ***** I LOVE CRICKET ELECTION THREAD! ***** FREE l0U1S JAGG3R POEM FOR EVERY VOTER!

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GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 13:49 (ten years ago) link

i voted!

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GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 13:57 (ten years ago) link

I will be here livesmoking the election all day folx

good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 13:59 (ten years ago) link

I voted!

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:03 (ten years ago) link

niiice!

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:03 (ten years ago) link

I voted!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:22 (ten years ago) link

good job que!

louis should be by w/yr poems any time now...

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:25 (ten years ago) link

I VOTED I LOVE THIS COUNTRY YEEAAAAHHHHHH WOOP WOOP

goole, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:26 (ten years ago) link

OBAMA NODRAMA SUPERMACHINE IN FULL EFFECT

cricket tho what's that shit about

goole, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:26 (ten years ago) link

the 'man' won't let me vote! i have feelings too :(

I am currently out of the office (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:37 (ten years ago) link

this thread title is bullshit. LJ is out of the office today!

caek, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:39 (ten years ago) link

lol u jealous of the awzom poems we gettin

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:40 (ten years ago) link

all of the poems will contain the line "good luck usa" hopefully

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:42 (ten years ago) link

You're sending out poems like guess papers

caek, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:42 (ten years ago) link

it's a special day

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:43 (ten years ago) link

BREAKING: all voters whos screen names contain the sentiment "good luck usa" will get a free haiku

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:44 (ten years ago) link

yaaaaaah

NURSES! WE AT FRUIT AT WORK! (John Justen), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:46 (ten years ago) link

and just to be clear that is IN ADDITION to the free poem

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:47 (ten years ago) link

sweeeeet

good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:49 (ten years ago) link

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:38 (ten years ago) link

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

― good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:38 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:38 (ten years ago) link

if we all change our username to good luck usa threads will start seeming crazy schizophrenic

― good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:38 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:38 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good luck usa (dan m), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:47 (ten years ago) link

best of wishes usa esp ppl at ny law centre i know you will make the right choice!!

good luck usa !♥! (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 18:13 (ten years ago) link

good luck usa

GOOD LUCK USA, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:23 (ten years ago) link

I voted and for the first time ever (!!).

Good luck USA! (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:35 (ten years ago) link

good job!

GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:50 (ten years ago) link

good luck usa

good luck usa (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:51 (ten years ago) link

good luck usa

― good luck usa (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 7:51 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OTM^^^

good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 19:51 (ten years ago) link

VOTE LOUIS

✓ ✔ ☑ vote LJ! (caek), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:41 (ten years ago) link

congrats

CONGRATULATIONS USA (wilter), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 02:44 (ten years ago) link

this will happen

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:34 (ten years ago) link

I knew I could count on u louis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:36 (ten years ago) link

when i get back from germanland this wknd

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:37 (ten years ago) link

niiiiice

✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:40 (ten years ago) link

in his absence mister loujag has blessed you all with some hot rhymes and i post on his behalf

I – KJB

his AIM name
Liliput1
evoking a spacecraft
containing

a monkey
smallest of kind
bucket-sized capsule
mission

to find alien
instant messages,
all beamed through
the heavens

and the ages
have just this to say
we picked up
one signal:

good luck usa

II – Mr. Que

here’s
one for the dude
reaching for the emergency
eyewash for the poppage
fright for the sensitive
brother for the 69
lovesongs for the nation
today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

III – Geoff

“Yes we can” on
Geoffrey Cannon
‘s watch.

He voted, Upon (accidentally, if you like) clicking "Suggest Ban" on one of your own posts, could the system display a screen that says: "good luck usa!!"
just a thought.

IV – Erica

Erica is lovely
Erica is sweet
Erica is married
To a rotter quite complete

He doesn’t clean his trousers
He doesn’t wash his toes
He ain’t getting no poem
Coz his soccer team blows

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

Her family’s from Germany
(What glasses, Erica,
They suit you so minutely!):
Viel Glück, Amerika!

V – Max

Great, ok, Max is a bro but he didn’t
originally say “I voted”, however he did
openly suggest I fulfil my promise and
do this thing, hence he deserves some
label of recognition, also I reckon he
usually votes in elections, so here’s to a
cool dude, a bro to all ILXors, often seen
kickin’ it with a beard, sometimes with an
undergrad’s guide to borad tort, but always
sufficiently poised between levity and bite
as to ensure sorta meaningful excitement

VI – Jhoshea

good luck USA
and with cricket on your side
swing the willow right

cricket: a contest
ancient and mythical, now
fashioned in Jho’s mind

as basketball with
sticks, giffed and looped, told through lights
and Phil Collins FAQ

a finer and more
sublime rendition of the
English summer game

cricket: a sport played
by two fierce teams: Democrat
and Republican

buddhist voted green
Obama won anyway
go update your vlog

VII – Haiku

Mr. Que, does he
derive from French for “it” or
does he rhyme with gay

all stand for Cozen
he is Scottish and his alt
login: “webinar”

if anything happens
in the Major League Soccer
Dan M notifies

who is Lamp, does not
matter, for the snorg girl loves
Lamp and so do we

what more can I say
of pretty Erica, swoon
of a thousand hearts

Jordan S has done
more for the humble web meme
than anyone else

Caek, you did not take
login “good luck usa”
but I prefer yours

Wilter, nor did you
but for your generous heart
congratulations

Jho, you already
got haiku, oh shit what’s the
plural of haiku

H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:12 (ten years ago) link

omg yessssss tears of joy ty louis

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:14 (ten years ago) link

u2 hoos

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:14 (ten years ago) link

today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:15 (ten years ago) link

^^^this should be imprinted on the dollar bill and in front of every us govt building

lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:15 (ten years ago) link

tears of joy

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:15 (ten years ago) link

kjb's is the masterpiece but each of these has its own special charm

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:15 (ten years ago) link

when i find this guy i'm going to burn out his eyes and piss in the holes.

Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:35 (ten years ago) link

I'M COMING FOR YOU JAGGER

Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:35 (ten years ago) link

x-post

. . . the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. This way to the cafeteria!

Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:39 (ten years ago) link

also, lol

Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:39 (ten years ago) link

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

great stanza

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:40 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i have a question: where has LJ gone? I think I am out of the loop.

caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:09 (ten years ago) link

suggest banned :(

but who know maaaaaybe someday he will be back ;)

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (ten years ago) link

he forgot to eat too often, and then he died

beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (ten years ago) link

good morning

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (ten years ago) link

whoa differentiation is not GCSE, calculus has to wait until high school finals

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:48 (ten years ago) link

guess papers?

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:48 (ten years ago) link

we have guess papers CBSE board of Math approved 2006-2007 comfort delectation and confidence :)

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:50 (ten years ago) link

halp i need to know how long a day is on the moon this is the only thing between me and oxford university cricket team need GCSE guess papers answers

j3W1SH LAGG4RD (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:53 (ten years ago) link

all you need is to be a half-decent australian/south african club cricketer, then to apply to Oxford Brookes University to do Business and Management Studies, then you automatically get into Oxford University Centre of Cricketing Excellence side :) hope this helps

OXFORD UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:09 (ten years ago) link

the moon is always showing us the same face, which means that sunrises are separated by the amount of time it takes to go round the earth (i.e. 28 days). maybe draw a diagram if this is difficult to imagine.

lj has kinda the right idea for why it shows us the same face.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:39 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

back already?

caek, Thursday, 29 January 2009 13:26 (ten years ago) link

just can't get enough

rehab administrator, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:31 (ten years ago) link

so is "sports" you yanquis are so cute!

― caek

damn! didn't know it was actually sportamethics

Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:48 (ten years ago) link

caek will u post more math problems for high school students????

Lamp, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:18 (ten years ago) link

Mrs Smith has two children. They are not twins. One of them is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

Mrs Jones has two children. They are not twins. The tallest is a boy. What is the probability that she has a daughter?

caek, Thursday, 12 February 2009 12:26 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I am celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo.

Imagine there's no heaven.

I don't know if you're loving somebody. To be a poet and not know the trade, to be a lover and repel all women. Twin ironies by which great saints are made, the agonising pincer-jaws of heaven.

If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue, walk with kings but not lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;

yours is the earth and everything that's in it and what's more, you'll be a man.

It's only words, and words are all I have, to take your breath away.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:18 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i39.tinypic.com/jtmk1x.jpg

caek, Monday, 20 April 2009 23:33 (ten years ago) link

this is actually the single moment that ilc has been building up to

Young Chizzy (country matters), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:45 (ten years ago) link

does this mean cricket is americas new national pastime - cause i sure hope so

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:34 (ten years ago) link

its an impt development but consistent with my prev forecast

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:35 (ten years ago) link

we were ahead of the curve, as usual

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:35 (ten years ago) link

that pic needs to be shopped

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:36 (ten years ago) link

mr president u r not swiveling yr hips

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:39 (ten years ago) link

he is learning valuable life lessons which he can apply to presidency - play it straight, keep yr eye on the ball, roll the wrists at the last second ^_^

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 19:37 (ten years ago) link

Obama Cricket Guy

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/03/magazine/03Obama-t.html

At the end of our conversation, when I asked him if he was reading anything good, he said he had become sick enough of briefing books to begin reading a novel in the evenings — “Netherland,” by Joseph O’Neill.

caek, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:06 (ten years ago) link

!!!!

it is happening, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:18 (ten years ago) link

hope they blurb my ilc posts

-# s.e.e.s. #- (Lamp), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:32 (ten years ago) link

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

you're out son, Friday, 8 May 2009 16:25 (ten years ago) link

lol

caek, Friday, 8 May 2009 16:26 (ten years ago) link

"unban louis"

ice cr?m, Friday, 8 May 2009 16:27 (ten years ago) link

as an umpire, i've been involved in a number of amusing and controversial incidents, mostly involving lbw decisions given against my own team

and one fantastic one where we were 130-0 against a truly woeful side largely made up of youngsters, and this 13 year-old bowling seam-up at a spinner's pace bowls our opener a stomach-high full-toss which beats his pull, hits him amidships, and rolls onto the stumps. i was at square leg and immediately signalled a no-ball for height, and the standing umpire had no choice but to agree. poor kid.

sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:32 (ten years ago) link

special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:39 (ten years ago) link

lol louis

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:42 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

I – KJB
his AIM name
Liliput1
evoking a spacecraft
containing

a monkey
smallest of kind
bucket-sized capsule
mission

to find alien
instant messages,
all beamed through
the heavens

and the ages
have just this to say
we picked up
one signal:

good luck usa

max, Thursday, 12 August 2010 17:14 (nine years ago) link

this thread is america

ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:18 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

so great

as an umpire, i've been involved in a number of amusing and controversial incidents, mostly involving lbw decisions given against my own team

and one fantastic one where we were 130-0 against a truly woeful side largely made up of youngsters, and this 13 year-old bowling seam-up at a spinner's pace bowls our opener a stomach-high full-toss which beats his pull, hits him amidships, and rolls onto the stumps. i was at square leg and immediately signalled a no-ball for height, and the standing umpire had no choice but to agree. poor kid.

― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, May 8, 2009 9:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why isn't this post more famous?

rob, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:00 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

best election thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:57 (six years ago) link

is louis gonna write poems for us tomorrow?

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 07:05 (six years ago) link

good luck usa

good luck usa (Lamp), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:20 (six years ago) link

good luck usa

GOOD LUCK USA! (lag∞n), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

good luck usa

caek, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:30 (six years ago) link

good luck usa

乒乓, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:53 (six years ago) link

four years pass...

good luck usa

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:25 (two years ago) link

its not about luck, usa, dont excuse your own lack of preparation and effort here

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:30 (two years ago) link

i voted

http://nerdsatthecooltable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/likeme.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:32 (two years ago) link

^a former england cricketer, fact fans

imago, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:45 (two years ago) link

lee rigby memorial pogrom poetry plz

sarahell, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:46 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwxUFezXcAAdHzP.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:04 (two years ago) link

Touch of spitting image Thatcher

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:25 (two years ago) link

good luck usa!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:27 (two years ago) link


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