basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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I ATE A POPPAGE IT WAS GASEOUS
BORING BUSHELS IT PUSHES CLAYMORES INTO ORANGE FLESHES
HOW'S IT WE AIN'T POPPED THE PARTY SMOKE TRASH IN THE FROG-LEG
NOW YOU HEAR WE GOT SQUASHED BY HIKERS
YOU FIND THE PICKAXE IN THE CABARET INTERNET
THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

faulty usic codebroken ;] >=>

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

-------
(REALM)
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Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/uk_high_speed_trains/img/4.jpg
U STYLIN GODLESS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/701684287_02542d5016.jpg?v=0
WHAT'S UR STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/imfile/10370.jpg
WHY DO I FEAR UR STEAM I AINT GOT STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

AIR FAIR '08

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

Results 1 - 20 of about 32,900 for steam-powered airplane. (0.10 seconds)

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

look at that little dimple!

Surmounter, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.rexresearch.com/besler/sa2.jpg
GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR STEAM CRISIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

those trains are the grand jury
they deliberatin'

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_D00DFA41HtI/R21MYI_anHI/AAAAAAAAAXo/s8r8ZwsMxxg/f18.takeoff4.jpg
WE FIND U OF INSUFFICIENT STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/44514845_572eb5d38a.jpg
NOWADAYZ U WUD PHOTOSHOP THIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

IS HOWLNG AMYL IN THRU BULLIT HOLE
WHEN U STAB THE NATURE W COUNTERFEIT ROUBLES

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

yr business emporium is worth $587.42

the weather forecast is: cloudy

how many teas do you want to sell?

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44330000/jpg/_44330337_teapot_416_ap.jpg
TEA PLUS S&M IS STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

SCALD ME POUR ME STEAM ME TEA ALL OVER ME

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

"teasexual"

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.chiangmainews.com/images/ecmn/data/0mycup_h.gif

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/7823392_8ad6715a5d.jpg?v=0

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

lk thread ?^7

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
http://i37.tinypic.com/23kdjt2.jpg
only you and I
This means nothing to me

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Boy Pato, Monday, 18 August 2008 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

underrated thread imo

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

underrated poster imo

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

good thread

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

Lamp, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ the surmounter post

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

stumblin' towards sb, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:57 (ten years ago) link

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:58 (ten years ago) link

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:03 (ten years ago) link

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (ten years ago) link

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (ten years ago) link


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country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:12 (ten years ago) link

d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:13 (ten years ago) link

<>P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (ten years ago) link

<$>P

is ice everythere

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (ten years ago) link

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:16 (ten years ago) link

ICE NICE PRAWN CORN SPRICE IN TRICE IS NICE QUEEN LANGOUSTINE THE SHRIMP I IMP THE CREVETTE ICE IS ICE ALL OVER MY ICE PLZ

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (ten years ago) link

omg @ ice carriage

http://www.encora.eu/w/images/thumb/1/17/FW.jpg/400px-FW.jpg

all of these things r crustaceans u see

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (ten years ago) link

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/even%20our%20crustaceans%20are%20prettier.JPG

honey i have crustaceans 4 u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (ten years ago) link

http://disclose.tv/files/photos/f7177163c833dffL.jpg

i have CROSSED OCEANS honey and also brought crustaceans

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (ten years ago) link

crustaceans r the antidote 2 ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (ten years ago) link

2ice 2ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (ten years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/images/_us.i2.yimg.com_p_ap_20060307_capt.par80103071540.france_new_animal_par801.jpg

i am sorry sire your consignement of ices was not available

allow me to reimburse u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:42 (ten years ago) link

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/05/lobsterpinksoftsoledleatherbabyshoes-1.jpg

i am going out captain scott
i may b some time

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (ten years ago) link

i may b some time.

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (ten years ago) link

a lyfe lived in dreams is no lyfe at allll u hav 2 touch the ground now & then u have to [underlined]

\soft softer softest seek comformt in things being last where u put them. secret secrete successs

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (ten years ago) link

welcome back, weve missed u

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:52 (nine years ago) link

can we make "touch my butt/this is life" the ile board description

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:08 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:30 (nine years ago) link

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:32 (nine years ago) link

overrated thread tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:34 (nine years ago) link

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:58 (nine years ago) link

real talk

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (nine years ago) link

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (nine years ago) link

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (nine years ago) link

^^

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (nine years ago) link

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:12 (nine years ago) link

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (nine years ago) link

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (nine years ago) link

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (nine years ago) link

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (nine years ago) link

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (nine years ago) link

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (nine years ago) link

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (nine years ago) link

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (nine years ago) link

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (nine years ago) link

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (nine years ago) link

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (nine years ago) link

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (nine years ago) link

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (nine years ago) link

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (nine years ago) link

THWAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:41 (nine years ago) link

Image:Thwafh.jpg

Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:42 (nine years ago) link

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:43 (nine years ago) link

ill shit

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (nine years ago) link

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (nine years ago) link

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:47 (nine years ago) link

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (nine years ago) link

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:49 (nine years ago) link

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (nine years ago) link

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

:)

acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:43 (nine years ago) link


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