basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX

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I ATE A POPPAGE IT WAS GASEOUS
BORING BUSHELS IT PUSHES CLAYMORES INTO ORANGE FLESHES
HOW'S IT WE AIN'T POPPED THE PARTY SMOKE TRASH IN THE FROG-LEG
NOW YOU HEAR WE GOT SQUASHED BY HIKERS
YOU FIND THE PICKAXE IN THE CABARET INTERNET
THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

faulty usic codebroken ;] >=>

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

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(REALM)
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Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/701684287_02542d5016.jpg?v=0
WHAT'S UR STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/imfile/10370.jpg
WHY DO I FEAR UR STEAM I AINT GOT STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

AIR FAIR '08

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 20 of about 32,900 for steam-powered airplane. (0.10 seconds)

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

look at that little dimple!

Surmounter, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.rexresearch.com/besler/sa2.jpg
GOVERNMENT PLANS FOR STEAM CRISIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

those trains are the grand jury
they deliberatin'

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_D00DFA41HtI/R21MYI_anHI/AAAAAAAAAXo/s8r8ZwsMxxg/f18.takeoff4.jpg
WE FIND U OF INSUFFICIENT STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/44514845_572eb5d38a.jpg
NOWADAYZ U WUD PHOTOSHOP THIS

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

touch my butt
this is life

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

IS HOWLNG AMYL IN THRU BULLIT HOLE
WHEN U STAB THE NATURE W COUNTERFEIT ROUBLES

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

yr business emporium is worth $587.42

the weather forecast is: cloudy

how many teas do you want to sell?

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44330000/jpg/_44330337_teapot_416_ap.jpg
TEA PLUS S&M IS STEAM

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

SCALD ME POUR ME STEAM ME TEA ALL OVER ME

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

"teasexual"

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

lk thread ?^7

Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Freezing breath on the window pain
http://i34.tinypic.com/xtyt3.jpg
Lying waiting

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

The music is weaving
http://i33.tinypic.com/2elr2qb.jpg
Haunting notes pizzicato strings

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
http://i34.tinypic.com/9rn3fs.jpg
It fades to the distance.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

It stays with you until
The feeling is gone
http://i37.tinypic.com/23kdjt2.jpg
only you and I
This means nothing to me

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 August 2008 04:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Boy Pato, Monday, 18 August 2008 09:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

underrated thread imo

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

underrated poster imo

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

good thread

ice cr?m, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

if lj stayed in this mode 24-7 I would become big supporter

Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 17:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

lj is a surprisingly good usic imitator

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

apparently i can't tell the diff. between harmless if slightly risque spiralli bait and world-ending gut-wrenching thread-locking ban-necessitating crepeyness, i may have been wearing these PJs too long again

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

i started that life coach thread for a reason, dude

Lamp, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol @ the surmounter post

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

i am properly clothed but i feel this thread needs a bump

stumblin' towards sb, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, January 16, 2009 12:29 PM (6 months ago) [IP: 71.249.215.136] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the all-time great posts i do believe

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

lj have you seen the episode of the office where ryan explains that he's set up a blog for Creed called "Creed's Thoughts" but it's really a MS Word document on Creed's desktop that Creed thinks is on the internet

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 15:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

silence yon petticoats and let me perform

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

HERDED FAUST INTO GLOCK CHAMBER
DREAD DOG JEDI SPAWNING VERTICAL I FESTOON YH FACTORY
ITS PARSIMONY FOR LEGUMES
ALL SMOTHERING DOWN THE BANQUET LINE
GAROTTED BEYOND FAITH IN A SHOT CARTILAGE
MERCY VILLAGE AINT ALL EXPENSES ALL FEUDAL GOLD
HOWS YH TARIFF I AINT SEEN NO BLOODAXE

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

great now you're think you're the second coming of mark e. smith

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:09 (nine years ago) Permalink


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country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

d-mage g-d s-just ban <P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

<>P

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

<$>P

is ice everythere

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2009/01/ice-chunks_harbourfront_hto_snow_01.jpg

THE ARCHERS GO AT THE FRONT OTHERWISE UR MEN GET SHOT

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

ICE NICE PRAWN CORN SPRICE IN TRICE IS NICE QUEEN LANGOUSTINE THE SHRIMP I IMP THE CREVETTE ICE IS ICE ALL OVER MY ICE PLZ

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

omg @ ice carriage

❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 16:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.encora.eu/w/images/thumb/1/17/FW.jpg/400px-FW.jpg

all of these things r crustaceans u see

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/even%20our%20crustaceans%20are%20prettier.JPG

honey i have crustaceans 4 u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://disclose.tv/files/photos/f7177163c833dffL.jpg

i have CROSSED OCEANS honey and also brought crustaceans

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

crustaceans r the antidote 2 ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

2ice 2ice

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.boingboing.net/images/_us.i2.yimg.com_p_ap_20060307_capt.par80103071540.france_new_animal_par801.jpg

i am sorry sire your consignement of ices was not available

allow me to reimburse u

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/droolicious/2009/05/lobsterpinksoftsoledleatherbabyshoes-1.jpg

i am going out captain scott
i may b some time

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

i may b some time.

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

a lyfe lived in dreams is no lyfe at allll u hav 2 touch the ground now & then u have to [underlined]

\soft softer softest seek comformt in things being last where u put them. secret secrete successs

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

welcome back, weve missed u

here comes the slug line (Lamp), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

touch my butt
this is life

― Just got offed, Friday, August 8, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 06:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

can we make "touch my butt/this is life" the ile board description

max, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

underrated thread imo

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (1 year ago)

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

wish i was at home in me pyjamas right now tbh

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

overrated thread tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT SICKBEEF ROTISSERIE BEATS
NOBODY PLAYS CHEF WHEN I COOK STRAIGHT-EDGE

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

why does lj persist w/ his fruity GMH stuff when he has quality like that in reserve

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 13:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

real talk

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

theres poetry in this boy you just gotta beat it out of him

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

lj was on some real company flow shit in this thread

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

^^

intercrüral (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

these crockeries will not wash yrself
bend shallow plate to my oceanic swipes

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

nah when u have a target to aim for you lose it man, nobody should tell u when ur close imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

HOWS A FROSTED CARAPACE PTECTIN' CATABOLICS IN YH CHEST
BEAT IT W/ SHEARS AND ITS GROWING HARD LIKE TH'ORES OF CHROME
IM HOME ALONE AND TOMATO TONE EXHUMES A GUM I LISTEN LIKE SHELLAC
A GROSS EGG IN MY APRON I FEEL DETECTED ITS LIKE HIDE TH LANTERN
ODIOUS HEAPS OF SODA UNCORK DISSENTS I SPEAK UNCONSCIONABLY
CLEAR TH TABLE W/ A FIST AND THEN CLEAR OUT TH TABLE
SPLINTERS SPLIT VELLUM YOU AINT HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE
NOBODYS LEARNT SPELLING BUT I PTECT MY CHEST W/ PALIMPSEST
LIGHTHOUSES WASHED AGROUND A SINGLE CASSOWARY FREAKS
YOU SUNDRIED BECHAMEL DIVINE AS IF HAYWAIN PAINTED SLAYER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

portends todayin' @ @ @ @ @ @ PURGE

{purrrrrrrrrrge}

ITS WASHIN U SUCKBREATH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/12002881/Whirly_Wash_Water_Powered_Brush.jpg

WEN I SEE GOD NEXT IT WILL BE CYCLIC LIKE THIS
it is manifest in the curlicues, fuck lo

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.watsonsfloormats.com/images/web/clean_and_green-l.jpg

WHY WD U LET MAMMON ENGORGE UPON YH PURPLES
BURN ALL OF THE COMPANIES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/07/brick-washing-machine-220x153.jpg

THIS IS TH FIRST PLAN 4 PROPER WASHING

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.5minutesforspecialneeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cleaning_toilet.jpg

GALILEO DID CAST HIS TOOLS T TH FIRE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://pixdaus.com/pics/12361261619tI4TqU.jpg

FUCK LO

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

FUCK U FUCK U PIXDAUS I WASH U W/ BAD GLOVES

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.vincentchow.net/images/wash1.jpg

FUCK LO F'^X

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx55J7VFI/AAAAAAAABKY/xTMlyaZyGxk/airplane%20washing%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

MAKE IT SWIFT O LORD
CLEANSE ME W/ STEEL ROTARY LOVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://lh4.ggpht.com/fishwy/SNvx6gBW_cI/AAAAAAAABKc/Tfutcnxx4B0/airplane%20washing%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

TH STAGEDIVE IS OFTEN ACCOMPANIED BY CROWDSURFING AND SOMETIMES TH FRONTPERSON WILL KISS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER
choose me choose me please choose me

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~genmaps/genfiles/COU_files/ENG/LIN/mercator_wash-det_1620.jpg

TRUEFAY KINGE JOHNNE LOFTE HIF BELONGINGF HERE I BEG THEE CART NO MAGNA @ MY FOAPY FINGERF

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

the wafhe
the wafhe
the wafhe
TH WAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

THWAFH

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

Image:Thwafh.jpg

Llewellyn also presents Scrapheap Challenge and Hollywood Science, the latter of which is a joint production between the BBC and the Open University. Llewellyn also recently played the role of the perplexed 'Gryphon' in the film MirrorMask (2005).

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

LLEWELLYN U ARE PERPLEXED GRYPHON LET US BUILD ALKALIS TGETHER

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

ill shit

max, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://www.geekjosh.com/gryphon.jpg

LOOK I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW HYDROXIDE
WITH THIS PAW DO I CLAIM OWNERSHIP

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

U STACK TART WHY U THINK I DO NOT BURN TO TOUCH UPPER PH
IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT DISSOLVE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://digitalart.org/images/artwork/0062500-62801/fantasy/gryphon.jpg

I
B
STYLIN
INSOLUBLE

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://images.elfwood.com/art/p/e/petrar/the_gryphon.jpg

MY MATTER WITHSTANDS

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

tbh sodium wash reqd lets draw h pissy cloth across m grime

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

steel rotary amour

c classy t fin

acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

:)

acoleuthic, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:43 (eight years ago) Permalink


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