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i have a lot of great ideas for these if someone would like to give me a platform

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:20 (four years ago) Permalink

first idea: cutting up that famous 9.11 'truther' doc and replacing key scenes with .gifs of team rocket with the words 'team rocket did 9/11' in all caps

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:21 (four years ago) Permalink

second idea: perfectly reproducing sections of 'anarchy, state & utopia' from memory except replacing his nonsense equations with real equations from differential algebra proofs

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:22 (four years ago) Permalink

third idea: my 5th ed. d&d campaign notes formatted to look like wikipedia articles

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

fourth idea: 'what if our next president... were a white man?'

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

fifth idea: a secret

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:23 (four years ago) Permalink

sixth idea: why HTML2 was more important than disney's 'recess'

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:24 (four years ago) Permalink

seventh idea: episode recaps of my recurring nightmare about working as lab tech in a dallas hospital

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

eight idea: vines of babies swallowing duplo: good for america?

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:26 (four years ago) Permalink

ninth idea: the previous idea was exploitative and not in the interest of this project

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:26 (four years ago) Permalink

tenth idea: still in progress but it involves wingdings 2 somehow

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:26 (four years ago) Permalink

if u write on kinja then ask max to post it to gawker sometimes he will protip

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:38 (four years ago) Permalink

none of that makes sense to me

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:53 (four years ago) Permalink

its more of a vibe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:54 (four years ago) Permalink

eleventh idea: isnt it weird how if you say the word castles over and over out loud it starts to lose all meaning because youre having a stroke?

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:54 (four years ago) Permalink

twelfth idea: which character are you from the game 'vegas stakes'... couldnt matter in the slightest. what matters is air pollution

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:57 (four years ago) Permalink

thirteenth idea: a taxonomy of joke forms

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:58 (four years ago) Permalink

these r all really good ideas btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:07 (four years ago) Permalink

max after u get fired do u want to start a new media property with me and lamp, i will build it lamp will be the ideas man and u can be the content generator

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:09 (four years ago) Permalink

we can call it "I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:12 (four years ago) Permalink

aaaaaaha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:12 (four years ago) Permalink

honestly max since im blowin' my life up rn if you still read this subboard and want to give me a job i would appreciate it. so far the only other potential job offer in nyc i have is selling 1300 sweat pants to people that live/shop in tribeca and i dont know if im cut out for that kind of pressure

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:15 (four years ago) Permalink

sounds like a p cool job tbh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:19 (four years ago) Permalink

ur back in ny

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:22 (four years ago) Permalink

mayyyybe. i decided not to renew my lease and my work contract is done in a month so im ~exploring~ options. i do want to move somewhere, just not sure where

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:29 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah i felt the saem and am now back in ny not really sure why but w/e

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:49 (four years ago) Permalink

you're caught between the moon and it

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:29 (four years ago) Permalink

cld be

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:32 (four years ago) Permalink

honestly max since im blowin' my life up rn if you still read this subboard and want to give me a job i would appreciate it. so far the only other potential job offer in nyc i have is selling 1300 sweat pants to people that live/shop in tribeca and i dont know if im cut out for that kind of pressure

― no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:15 (1 hour ago)

do you think nick denton lets his employees wear sweatpants on the job

norway srna (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:34 (four years ago) Permalink

nicky dents is a mystery to me

no (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:14 (four years ago) Permalink

every idea in this thread is very good.

i also have some ideas i am trying to raise some capital to develop right now. one is fridge magnets but for metal filing cabinets. one is for skype but you are the big picture and the person you are talking to is the small one. one is a book or film about what if poland won the second world war. one is for a ruler pen. one is an app where you pay somebody to pick something up for you at the store and bring it to your door.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:48 (four years ago) Permalink

i want a ruler pen

no (Lamp), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:45 (four years ago) Permalink

fourteenth idea: should 'proevolution soccer' be taught in american schools?

no (Lamp), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:46 (four years ago) Permalink

i could give you some good soundbites for that

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:01 (four years ago) Permalink

what will the four internets of the future look like?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:55 (four years ago) Permalink

1. blood internet 2. youtube 3. government survaliance 4. the cloud

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:56 (four years ago) Permalink

concept to pitch to max: a series of roundtable articles where we take an everyday thing and spitball ways that it could be better without any consideration of how that might be achieved. like, take the car. yes cars should, fly/hover, drive themselves, and run on garbage like in back to the future, that is obvious, but also we can solve parking by designing cars so they are stackable. replace tires with something that doesn't need air, that is just a nuisance. why do we still use engines, so bizarre and 19th century.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:37 (four years ago) Permalink

nth idea: you can only be hired for jobs by engaging in zany hijinx with your future boss. no more cover letters or interviews or hr depts.

no (Lamp), Thursday, 12 March 2015 18:24 (four years ago) Permalink


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