hey

ask me a question

what question should i ask you?

yes

would you pay $8 for a hot pocket wrapped in prosciutto?

hot pockets are gross
i would pay $8 for however much prosciutto you get for $8

what do you eat for breakfast

i often skip breakfast, or just eat a late one and skip lunch

eggs, toast, sometimes bacon
i can make pretty good french toast but i am lazy and haven't in a long time

cool velko

who are your biggest inspirations in life

i am here to help

have you ever been to a revival?

gersh darn it, u know i have

haha this is the only thread i have bookmarked i just remembered (i dont use bookmarks much)

hey

do you still skip breakfast?

where do i go to ask chaki a thing

sort of, usually eat around 11-11:30
de facto brunch i guess

xpost lol

i eat breakfast every day
and coffee

im hella hungry rite now

can't remember why i asked what do you eat for breakfast. no offense but i don't really care...........

internet discussions about food are of limited interest

what do i do when i'm smoking a cigarette out my kitchen window and the neighbor whose window my window faces has her blinds up and is naked and getting it on with someone? I am not attracted to my neighbor at all, and i can't actually see the person she's getting it on with.

if there's no voyeur thrills to be had, take a walk around the block while u smoke

smoking out the kitchen window is one of my most favorite rituals - i don't think i should have to give it up.

read a book/mag

good idea! thanks dude!

look somewhere else?

wow hard question this one

I did bad thing. i betrayed trust, but he betrayed trust first, i think i need to pray. WHAT kind of prayer should I make? I don't know very much about praying or church SO i am POSTING here. I NEVER went to CHURCH as a kid because i was afraid of priests and i liked playing with the gophers THaat lived in backyard, should i pray to gophers? PLEASE help!!!!

The Hebrew word "gopher" is used only once in the Bible, in Genesis 6:14. God told Noah to "make yourself an ark of gopher wood." Because no one knows for certain what "gopher" means in this context, the King James Version and the New King James Version simply leave the word untranslated and say "gopher" wood.

Most modern English versions of the Bible translate it as "cypress." This is probably incorrect and is really only a guess supported by very weak evidence. Why cypress? In trying to solve the identity of "gopher wood," some guessed that a transliteration might be involved ("kupar" into “gopher”). Adam Clarke's Commentary says, "supposing the Greek word kuparissov, cypress, was formed from the Hebrew rpg, gopher; for take away the termination issov, and then gopher and kupar will have a near resemblance." Another supposed evidence for “cypress” is based on the fact that cypress trees are large and strong, and in the post-Flood earth, at least, once grew abundantly in Chaldea and Armenia. Armenia is where the ark is believed to have landed, in the mountains of Ararat.

Cypress is far from the only guess made by translators. Other trees and plants include pine, cedar, fir, ebony (Bockart), wicker (Geddes), juniper (Castellus), acacia (Religious Tract Society), boxwood, or slimed bulrushes (Dawson).

What's wrong with all such guesses that attempt to identify a particular tree or plant with "gopher wood?"
First, if "gopher" is a tree or a plant, it is not necessarily one that still exists today. Many plants have become extinct. We know little about the kinds of wood available to Noah in the pre-Flood world. No one today has seen the pre-Flood world; it was destroyed. [See: Has the Garden of Eden ever been found?]

Second, we don't know where in the wide world Noah lived; there is little or no evidence, only assumptions. Based on even conservative rates of population growth, Earth could easily have been widely populated in the 2000 years between Creation and the Flood.

Third, the identification of "gopher" with “cypress” or any other known tree or plant, based on Noah's supposed location, ignores the fact that Earth was greatly changed by the Flood. Remember that the Flood devastated the entire globe. Here is a quick summary of some of the relevant events and their ramifications…

All the fountains of the great deep broke up (implying massive earthquakes and splitting of Earth's crust) (Genesis 7:11). [See: Noah's Flood - Where did the water come from?] Such earth movements would produce huge tsunamis in the rising seas, producing further devastation. So massive was the amount of water involved in the Flood that it eventually covered all the highest hills/mountains (Gen. 7:19).

There is no such thing as a worldwide, tranquil flood. In total, such events would clearly produce major geologic and geographic changes. Massive devastation and erosion would occur: hundreds and even thousands of feet of sediment would be laid down during such a catastrophe (the biblical flood lasted more than a year).

Massive destruction was clearly the point of this judgment: the destruction of all humans on the earth (except those protected by the ark), the erasure of every trace of these extremely evil people and their civilization, starting over with the only remaining Godly family, and leaving Earth changed in ways that would make it more difficult for evil to rapidly spread and dominate the globe—as it had in the physically more paradise-like, pre-Flood world which was much closer to the way God created it.

Based on the size of this historic event and evidence from the geologic record, pre-Flood and post-Flood geography probably do not correspond well. This is another reason why we cannot know the approximate latitude/longitude of the ark’s construction site.

Fourth, the location of the ark’s landing is not very relevant. Remember that the post-Flood ark floated around for five months on tumultuous water. It could have traveled far from its construction site.

In summary, if "gopher" refers to a type of tree or plant, we lack sufficient evidence to determine its identity.

It is possible that "gopher" refers to a PROCESS or METHOD used to prepare the wood or to construct the ark.

Examples:

1.The words "gopher" and "ets" (wood) used in Genesis 6:14 are translated in the Septuagint (LXX.) as "squared beams."

2.The Vulgate version translated these same words as “planed wood.”

3.Some researchers have suggested that "gopher" may have referred to a lamination process, which might have been necessary considering the huge size of the ark (450 feet long or more). If true, the correct translation would be “laminated wood.”

The Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry suggests that the true meaning of the word "gopher" may be found in a modern dictionary, and that forms of the word may still be in use today. "In the Concise Oxford Dictionary 1954 edition under the word 'gofer, gaufre, goffer, gopher, and gauffer see also wafer' it speaks of a number of similar things ranging from wafers as in biscuit making (layers of biscuit) or in a honeycomb pattern, to layers of lace in dressmaking, and hence goffering irons to iron the layers of lace."

4.Due to the similarity between a “g” and a “k” in the Hebrew alphabet (both resemble a backwards “C”), some have suggested that the first letter in the word “gopher” could be a scribal error, and that the word should be "kopher." Kopher is a Hebrew word translated as “pitch” in Genesis 6:14. Pitch is a waterproof covering. (No one knows for sure what kind of pitch Noah used). But if this scribal error theory is correct, then the verse would properly read, in effect, "Make yourself an ark of pitched wood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and outside with pitch."

The bottom-line is that this ancient word remains a mystery. It is just one of many things I look forward to asking Noah about, when I get to Heaven.

do people have sex in hell?

looks like it
http://emsnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gnomes-sex-in-hell0371.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

hey

hello velko

howdy, my dear

hey estela

hello velko and wilter

hello estela, velko and wilter

hello enbb, estela, velko and wilter

where's velko????

hello buzza

hello autumn almanac

where's velko????

― buzza

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where's buzza????

― velko

http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171904559l/125587.jpg

turkeylurkeyknull

hey

an anagram for your user name is Ale Rash - are you allergic to beer?

do your laundry while u poop

h3y

ban H3LP

What is wrong?

― H3LP, Friday, March 13, 2009 10:36 PM (3 years ago)

Enjoy this blog and send the link to everyone you know and repost it on other sites please.

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Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

i consider myself a member of the kshighway fanclub.

― velko, Monday, August 10, 2009 11:35 PM

hey

ask you a question

buzza what is the state of ILX mods/modding in June 2012?

"buzza, shithead revivalist"

is being a shithead better than being human garbage?

oh wait, i'm supposed to answer questions itt, n/m

fuck em if they don't get it

hey buzza

http://savannahavery-estela.blogspot.com/2009/01/hey.html

i am much chattier away from ilx.

; )

hey buzza what's the worst thread i've ever started

nothing comes to mind, at least the ones you started as "grady/gr8080" ; )

i'll do some research and get back to you

; )

hey buzza

well hello there

The Church

hey crut

do you still skip breakfast?

― harbl, Sunday, November 29, 2009

yes, except on weekends, but then it's really brunch around 1pm

although recently at work i have been getting a late bfast egg bacon bagel sandwich around 11am and skipping lunch

you are a creature of variable habits.

http://ashleemallyndotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/i-am-a-creature.jpg?w=460

that creature is appealing in a melancholic way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMYrF7kvNQ

hey gr8080

http://i.imgur.com/Kvm3a.gif

buzza

hny buzza

http://www.1037thebuzz.com/!userfiles/image/Promo%20Box/Ring%20In%20the%20New%20Year-460x272.jpg

buzzhat

http://media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com/upload/132996995215285948_G2f7p1Mx_c.jpg

i made up a joke for you.

q: why is that puppy like ian r-m?

a: he's partying with his mumm.

harry new year : )

r.i.p. a puppy

great thread

buzza the bathrooms at hms bounty

― toandos

lol was this a question? they are something

cindytalk

i had to look that up

http://www.skatergirlinternational.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cindy-zhou-magic-socks-300x172.png

: )

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26804190.jpg

past tense iirc

# Cum Overload - kinda boring = 3.2
# Big Tits Round Asses: Gina's Big Tittie Tune Up - degrading, yuk 1.1
# Big Sausage Pizza - i like pizza = 8.9
# http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/ - too long 4.5
# All Internal - confusing 5.2
# Eighth Street Latinas - keepin' it real = 7.4

― cindytalk, Saturday, January 23, 2010 6:07 AM

I have never listened to my bloody valentine

Bazinga