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velko, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

what question should i ask you?

am0n, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

yes

velko, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

would you pay $8 for a hot pocket wrapped in prosciutto?

shows you bobs (The Reverend), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 05:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

hot pockets are gross
i would pay $8 for however much prosciutto you get for $8

tanny timmin (velko), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 05:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

what do you eat for breakfast

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 11:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

i often skip breakfast, or just eat a late one and skip lunch

eggs, toast, sometimes bacon
i can make pretty good french toast but i am lazy and haven't in a long time

tanny timmin (velko), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 15:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

cool velko

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 15:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

who are your biggest inspirations in life

it works, i have done it and it is fun (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

i am here to help

velko, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

have you ever been to a revival?

a hot 16 ▌▌▌▌ (The Reverend), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

gersh darn it, u know i have

velko, Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

haha this is the only thread i have bookmarked i just remembered (i dont use bookmarks much)

harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

hey

harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

do you still skip breakfast?

harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

where do i go to ask chaki a thing

ice cr?m, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

sort of, usually eat around 11-11:30
de facto brunch i guess

xpost lol

velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

i eat breakfast every day
and coffee

harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

im hella hungry rite now

ice cr?m, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

can't remember why i asked what do you eat for breakfast. no offense but i don't really care...........

harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

internet discussions about food are of limited interest

velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 18:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

what do i do when i'm smoking a cigarette out my kitchen window and the neighbor whose window my window faces has her blinds up and is naked and getting it on with someone? I am not attracted to my neighbor at all, and i can't actually see the person she's getting it on with.

sarahel, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

if there's no voyeur thrills to be had, take a walk around the block while u smoke

velko, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

smoking out the kitchen window is one of my most favorite rituals - i don't think i should have to give it up.

sarahel, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

read a book/mag

velko, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

good idea! thanks dude!

sarahel, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

look somewhere else?

Body Butter (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

wow hard question this one

harbl, Monday, 18 January 2010 00:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

I did bad thing. i betrayed trust, but he betrayed trust first, i think i need to pray. WHAT kind of prayer should I make? I don't know very much about praying or church SO i am POSTING here. I NEVER went to CHURCH as a kid because i was afraid of priests and i liked playing with the gophers THaat lived in backyard, should i pray to gophers? PLEASE help!!!!

cindytalk, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

The Hebrew word "gopher" is used only once in the Bible, in Genesis 6:14. God told Noah to "make yourself an ark of gopher wood." Because no one knows for certain what "gopher" means in this context, the King James Version and the New King James Version simply leave the word untranslated and say "gopher" wood.

Most modern English versions of the Bible translate it as "cypress." This is probably incorrect and is really only a guess supported by very weak evidence. Why cypress? In trying to solve the identity of "gopher wood," some guessed that a transliteration might be involved ("kupar" into “gopher”). Adam Clarke's Commentary says, "supposing the Greek word kuparissov, cypress, was formed from the Hebrew rpg, gopher; for take away the termination issov, and then gopher and kupar will have a near resemblance." Another supposed evidence for “cypress” is based on the fact that cypress trees are large and strong, and in the post-Flood earth, at least, once grew abundantly in Chaldea and Armenia. Armenia is where the ark is believed to have landed, in the mountains of Ararat.

Cypress is far from the only guess made by translators. Other trees and plants include pine, cedar, fir, ebony (Bockart), wicker (Geddes), juniper (Castellus), acacia (Religious Tract Society), boxwood, or slimed bulrushes (Dawson).


What's wrong with all such guesses that attempt to identify a particular tree or plant with "gopher wood?"
First, if "gopher" is a tree or a plant, it is not necessarily one that still exists today. Many plants have become extinct. We know little about the kinds of wood available to Noah in the pre-Flood world. No one today has seen the pre-Flood world; it was destroyed. [See: Has the Garden of Eden ever been found?]

Second, we don't know where in the wide world Noah lived; there is little or no evidence, only assumptions. Based on even conservative rates of population growth, Earth could easily have been widely populated in the 2000 years between Creation and the Flood.

Third, the identification of "gopher" with “cypress” or any other known tree or plant, based on Noah's supposed location, ignores the fact that Earth was greatly changed by the Flood. Remember that the Flood devastated the entire globe. Here is a quick summary of some of the relevant events and their ramifications…

All the fountains of the great deep broke up (implying massive earthquakes and splitting of Earth's crust) (Genesis 7:11). [See: Noah's Flood - Where did the water come from?] Such earth movements would produce huge tsunamis in the rising seas, producing further devastation. So massive was the amount of water involved in the Flood that it eventually covered all the highest hills/mountains (Gen. 7:19).

There is no such thing as a worldwide, tranquil flood. In total, such events would clearly produce major geologic and geographic changes. Massive devastation and erosion would occur: hundreds and even thousands of feet of sediment would be laid down during such a catastrophe (the biblical flood lasted more than a year).

Massive destruction was clearly the point of this judgment: the destruction of all humans on the earth (except those protected by the ark), the erasure of every trace of these extremely evil people and their civilization, starting over with the only remaining Godly family, and leaving Earth changed in ways that would make it more difficult for evil to rapidly spread and dominate the globe—as it had in the physically more paradise-like, pre-Flood world which was much closer to the way God created it.

Based on the size of this historic event and evidence from the geologic record, pre-Flood and post-Flood geography probably do not correspond well. This is another reason why we cannot know the approximate latitude/longitude of the ark’s construction site.

Fourth, the location of the ark’s landing is not very relevant. Remember that the post-Flood ark floated around for five months on tumultuous water. It could have traveled far from its construction site.

In summary, if "gopher" refers to a type of tree or plant, we lack sufficient evidence to determine its identity.

It is possible that "gopher" refers to a PROCESS or METHOD used to prepare the wood or to construct the ark.

Examples:

1.The words "gopher" and "ets" (wood) used in Genesis 6:14 are translated in the Septuagint (LXX.) as "squared beams."

2.The Vulgate version translated these same words as “planed wood.”

3.Some researchers have suggested that "gopher" may have referred to a lamination process, which might have been necessary considering the huge size of the ark (450 feet long or more). If true, the correct translation would be “laminated wood.”

The Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry suggests that the true meaning of the word "gopher" may be found in a modern dictionary, and that forms of the word may still be in use today. "In the Concise Oxford Dictionary 1954 edition under the word 'gofer, gaufre, goffer, gopher, and gauffer see also wafer' it speaks of a number of similar things ranging from wafers as in biscuit making (layers of biscuit) or in a honeycomb pattern, to layers of lace in dressmaking, and hence goffering irons to iron the layers of lace."

4.Due to the similarity between a “g” and a “k” in the Hebrew alphabet (both resemble a backwards “C”), some have suggested that the first letter in the word “gopher” could be a scribal error, and that the word should be "kopher." Kopher is a Hebrew word translated as “pitch” in Genesis 6:14. Pitch is a waterproof covering. (No one knows for sure what kind of pitch Noah used). But if this scribal error theory is correct, then the verse would properly read, in effect, "Make yourself an ark of pitched wood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and outside with pitch."

The bottom-line is that this ancient word remains a mystery. It is just one of many things I look forward to asking Noah about, when I get to Heaven.

velko, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 11:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

do people have sex in hell?

sarahel, Friday, 29 January 2010 08:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

looks like it
http://emsnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gnomes-sex-in-hell0371.jpg

velko, Saturday, 30 January 2010 05:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

hey

velko, Saturday, 4 December 2010 01:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

hello velko

estela, Sunday, 12 December 2010 21:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

howdy, my dear

velko, Monday, 13 December 2010 07:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

hey estela

yuoowemeone, Monday, 13 December 2010 07:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

hello velko and wilter

estela, Monday, 13 December 2010 12:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

hello estela, velko and wilter

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

hello enbb, estela, velko and wilter

leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

where's velko????

buzza, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 08:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

hello buzza

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 08:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

hello autumn almanac

buzza, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

where's velko????

― buzza

markers, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

where's buzza????

― velko

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171904559l/125587.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

turkeylurkeyknull

buzza, Thursday, 24 February 2011 06:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

hey

sarahel, Thursday, 24 February 2011 06:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

an anagram for your user name is Ale Rash - are you allergic to beer?

buzza, Thursday, 24 February 2011 07:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

do your laundry while u poop

buzza, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:27 (six years ago) Permalink

h3y

H3LP, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 13:24 (six years ago) Permalink

ban H3LP

buzza, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:19 (six years ago) Permalink

What is wrong?

― H3LP, Friday, March 13, 2009 10:36 PM (3 years ago)

H3LP, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:42 (six years ago) Permalink

Enjoy this blog and send the link to everyone you know and repost it on other sites please.

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

buzza, Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:45 (six years ago) Permalink

i consider myself a member of the kshighway fanclub.

― velko, Monday, August 10, 2009 11:35 PM

markers, Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:31 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

hey

buzza, Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:09 (six years ago) Permalink

ask you a question

un® (dayo), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:12 (six years ago) Permalink

buzza what is the state of ILX mods/modding in June 2012?

♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:28 (six years ago) Permalink

"buzza, shithead revivalist"

buzza, Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:10 (six years ago) Permalink

is being a shithead better than being human garbage?

buzza, Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:12 (six years ago) Permalink

oh wait, i'm supposed to answer questions itt, n/m

buzza, Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:13 (six years ago) Permalink

fuck em if they don't get it

toandos, Sunday, 17 June 2012 07:42 (six years ago) Permalink

hey buzza

estela, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:10 (six years ago) Permalink

http://savannahavery-estela.blogspot.com/2009/01/hey.html

buzza, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:13 (six years ago) Permalink

i am much chattier away from ilx.

estela, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:38 (six years ago) Permalink

; )

buzza, Monday, 18 June 2012 02:07 (six years ago) Permalink

hey buzza what's the worst thread i've ever started

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:26 (six years ago) Permalink

nothing comes to mind, at least the ones you started as "grady/gr8080" ; )

i'll do some research and get back to you

buzza, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:00 (six years ago) Permalink

; )

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:08 (six years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

hey buzza

estela, Friday, 5 October 2012 06:57 (six years ago) Permalink

well hello there

buzza, Friday, 5 October 2012 06:59 (six years ago) Permalink

The Church

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2012 07:00 (six years ago) Permalink

hey crut

estela, Friday, 5 October 2012 07:01 (six years ago) Permalink

do you still skip breakfast?

― harbl, Sunday, November 29, 2009

yes, except on weekends, but then it's really brunch around 1pm

although recently at work i have been getting a late bfast egg bacon bagel sandwich around 11am and skipping lunch

buzza, Friday, 5 October 2012 07:02 (six years ago) Permalink

you are a creature of variable habits.

estela, Friday, 5 October 2012 07:05 (six years ago) Permalink

that creature is appealing in a melancholic way.

estela, Friday, 5 October 2012 07:29 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMYrF7kvNQ

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:51 (six years ago) Permalink

hey gr8080

velko, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:52 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Kvm3a.gif

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:03 (six years ago) Permalink

buzza

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:45 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

hny buzza

estela, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:17 (five years ago) Permalink

buzzhat

estela, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i made up a joke for you.

q: why is that puppy like ian r-m?

a: he's partying with his mumm.

estela, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 23:29 (five years ago) Permalink

harry new year : )

buzza, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 00:46 (five years ago) Permalink

r.i.p. a puppy

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 01:41 (five years ago) Permalink

great thread

Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 02:56 (five years ago) Permalink

buzza the bathrooms at hms bounty

― toandos

lol was this a question? they are something

buzza, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 03:05 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

cindytalk

am0n, Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:24 (five years ago) Permalink

i had to look that up

welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:32 (five years ago) Permalink

: )

welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:00 (five years ago) Permalink

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26804190.jpg

past tense iirc

sarahell, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:02 (five years ago) Permalink

# Cum Overload - kinda boring = 3.2
# Big Tits Round Asses: Gina's Big Tittie Tune Up - degrading, yuk 1.1
# Big Sausage Pizza - i like pizza = 8.9
# http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/ - too long 4.5
# All Internal - confusing 5.2
# Eighth Street Latinas - keepin' it real = 7.4

― cindytalk, Saturday, January 23, 2010 6:07 AM

am0n, Monday, 21 January 2013 01:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I have never listened to my bloody valentine

buzza, Sunday, 3 February 2013 05:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Bazinga

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 3 February 2013 05:07 (five years ago) Permalink


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