Seahorse DNA Found on Turin Shroud

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Does this startling news affect your relationship with Our Lord and Saviour? If so, how?

sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i will eat seahorse in honor of our lord

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ah, so the Turin Shroud is the true burial garment of Christ, according to the History Channel documentary I half-watched last night. In summary:

  • see those red blotches that look like bloodstains? those are bloodstains
  • the image on the shroud is 2-dimensional, but it encodes 3-dimensional information ...kinda like the holographic Lisa Frank unicorn stickers we stuck on each other's binders back in middle school
  • holographs are, like, a metaphor for the cosmos
  • be the Ryzarector, resurrect the mental dead
  • radiocarbon dating has zero credibility in this 6014-year-old world of ours
  • it's amazing what a brother can do with Photoshop these days. just a few clicks of the mouse and voilĂ ! Che lives:

welcome to the uncanny valley, Bible thumpers!

broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

(no mention of seahorse DNA, regrettably)

broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank you for synopsis.

bamcquern, Sunday, 4 April 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

'twas a pleasure, Mr. Quern.

broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 4 April 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

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