Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

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Is there any greater repository of bad net art than pictures of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Thanks to myspace, I don't think so.

http://www.christianprofile.com/Images/Jesus/images/jesus013.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.religioustattoos.net/Images/Jesus/jesus_33.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f204/dac0917/jesus_lol.jpg

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.9linton.com/imagesBLOGS2/JesusDino.jpg

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/Jesus%20and%20Pet%20copy.gif

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

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King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.photocasket.com/patriotic/220.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.pjchmiel.com/fp/Jesus911.jpg

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I kind of laughed at the "owned" one...

Drooone, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

WHAT tha.

Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

tombot's won.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.answer-islam.org/jesus.gif

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.teamjesususa.com/tjusafull.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i386.kruel.org/images/lol_jesus_small.JPG

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i14.tinypic.com/4r7e81x.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i7.tinypic.com/6biww8x.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i7.tinypic.com/637pz4i.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This is where I start thinking that Islam's ban on certain caricatures ain't that bad of an idea.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I can't believe 'with you always' hasn't been mentioned yet

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/carpetlayer.jpg

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/teller.jpg

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i googled pencil sketches of gay sex and photoshopped one of those jesus drawings onto it once but can't find now

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

This one actually has me kind of enthused about jogging today!

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/jogger.jpg

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://home.flash.net/~balloonz/Jesus%20Front%202.jpg

John Justen, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"IT'S JESUS LOL" cracks me up every time.

onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Jesus made our board go squinty :(

onimo, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Where is "don't let him merge"? That's my favorite.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HOW DID U FIGURE OUT FONT

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

jk

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/construction.jpg

this might be better for that caption

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

deej that is priceless, i love this

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/juggler.jpg

Jena, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

all of them are excellent for that caption

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

haha the juggler one is the one i photoshopped onto a 'pencil sex' GIS image

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/bankteller.jpg

deej, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/teller.jpg

the sir weeze, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

best thread on ilx ever

the next grozart, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.fcsweb.org/HIS_PEACE_LION_LAMB.jpg
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i think the one of jesus riding the dinosaurs is my favorite

negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 00:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I like the one by a kid (I hope) with a goat, an elephant with a ponytail, a muslim and a cup of tea in hell.

chap, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

can't get over the juggling dude's jim carey circa 'dumb&dumber' face

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 01:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.hear.fi/kuvat/virginmanson.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.artists.fi/106.nayttely/img/okkonen_h.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.advent.ee/meieaeg/pildid/Jeesus_naerab.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/31/28/243128.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

lol @ gloryhole of god

Slumpman, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

black jesus drive like this

Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.vivalaspella.com/images/slike/8_kristus.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.onkosetotta.net/kuvat/AjaO-Jeesus.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.verikoirat.com/blog_kuvat/juhlayo.gif

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://olavi.catholic.fi/kuvat/paasiainen_2006_khra.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.tamk.fi/~a4pviipp/jeesus_joulupukki.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.vapahtaja.net/crusifix.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://greifenschlucht.de/images/jesus.jpg

Tuomas, Sunday, 2 March 2008 16:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

for my birthday last week i saw steve aoki and that dude from 'that 70s show' :D

-- deej

sounds horrible

omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

Cool little story....

No matter how religious you may or may not be, this
could still give you chills. I heard this story
before, but is still kind of cool to send. Great
visual image.

A young man who had been raised as an atheist was
training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious
influence in his life came from his outspoken
Christian friend. The young diver never really paid
much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard
them often.

One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the
college he attended. The lights were all off, but as
the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright,
there was plenty of light to practice by.
The young man climbed up to the highest diving board
and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of
the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow
on the wall.

The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross.
Instead of diving, he knelt down and finally asked God
to come into his life. As the young man stood, a
maintenance man walked in and turned the lights on.
The pool had been drained for repairs.

Remember this story and send it to a friend.
Yes, I do Love Jesus. He is my source of existence and
Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am
nothing but with Him I can do all things through
Christ that strengthens me. Phil 4:13

Share with others if you are so moved.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

THANK GOD OMGZ IF HE HADN'T PRAYED HE WOULD'VE GONE SPLAT LOL

Mordy, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

A GIFT FOR YOU

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 06:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://vuodatus-media-3.web-effect.net/g/36708/1681766.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.freewebs.com/tranfo/Jeesus.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.freewebs.com/serawisus/KRISTUS%201.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.czech.cz/pic.aspx?id=11314&lang=cs-CZ

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.airbrush-jure.com/motorji/big/KRISTUS-maska.jpg

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-wewerebad.png

did jess harvell draw this?!?!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

omg that is awesome on so many levels

MOAR HUMOR THAN A HUMAN(E) (jjjusten), Friday, 31 July 2009 21:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.muffinsquad.com/images/jesus-gun.jpg

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://babble.com/CS/blogs/politicalnanny/jesus.jpg

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/9746xokrs_3068200328_784ac42c56.jpg

Hey Jesus, stop stealing Wolverine's smack!

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://protoplasm.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/dinosaur.jpg

Tuomas, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

"Mom" was the most famous tattoo in history. It seems obvious that if Jesus were to shock the status quo in the 21st Century with a tattoo that it would say "Father".

my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:37 (nine years ago) Permalink


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