Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

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http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/JesusToast.JPG=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/68/041_24_059~Zig-Zag-Man-Posters.jpg??!!

― andrew m., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

(Do non-crappy savior images actually exist?)

-- StanM, Thursday, May 17, 2007 6:29 AM (3 hours ago)

medieval/renaissance art to thread?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

best thread in any possible universe anywhere, evah by the way

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://mccoy.lib.siu.edu/jmccall/otherafricas/img/blood-of-jesus.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'll never tire of this one:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/preacher.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost omg

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if it would make an appropriate Mass card.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

That has to be from worth1000 or similar!

It depends on if you liked the deceased or not, I suppose...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

― G00blar, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mormons.JPG
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/imus.JPG

from loljesus.com. I know...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

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― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

before:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/bodybuilder.jpg

after:

http://i8.tinypic.com/6aukcuv.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

black jesus one not even close to funny

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://qandablog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/showerjesus1_1.jpg

SHOWER JESUS

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2006/0804/9631632_240X180.jpg

JESUS SHRIMP

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nbc11.com/2005/1027/5188858_400X300.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

There's something kind of poignant about ghostly Jesus in the gym there. It's as if he wishes he could pump iron too, but he can't because he is ghostly.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

he truly is everywhere

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

warning - armfuls of aborted children
http://www.ycvf.org/images/email/patronaborted.jpg

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

nah, he's just taking the piss out of those two guys

I don't know, he's looking a little chunky around the ghostly face there. I reckon he could use a workout.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

to me he has that expression like he's holding his breath to keep himself from busting out laughing

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost Shame to let all those white babies go to waste.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, you're right. xp

warning - armfuls of aborted children

For someone who's meant to be looking after them, she's dropping an awful lot of them. Is she juggling them?

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

THERE'S JUST TOO MANY :"(

― kenan, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

that is totally Slayer's next album cover

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

the thing i love about the preacher + jesus image is that it looks as if jesus was a retarded kid imitating the preacher's movements

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! But a lot of them look that way to me.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/cooked-jesus-slices.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/06/05/jesuspan.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

"I could be a preacher. I could do that. Go on, gis a job."

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/patronabortedcopy.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

i think she just spotted a kitten

― negotiable, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am in awe of dog's butthole Jesus. You have to tell me if that's a photoshop because if it's not, I think I am going to start going to church.

PS: Put the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!

― Jenny, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I just found it under a GIS for 'jesus'. This may be because it's the first thing people say when they see it.

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://whytheluckystiff.net/i.content/pet.portrait-jesus.beckons.cat.jpg

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

sorry I'm a little slow on the uptake

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

OMG it's dog-butt Jesus' evil twin!

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

It's so good. Why not post it twice?

― Caledonia, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://markc1.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bush_jesusadrs.jpg

― Mark C, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fudhfa.gif

^^^^ OMG I HAVE SEEN THIS BIBLE

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/04/raptor%20jesus.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

since this thread is already not-worksafe:

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/porn/jesus-pornstars.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theflagpole.com/image_full_size_pages/USA%20Flag%20%20Jesus.JPG

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

The only possible reaction to this thread is just to say…
http://www.chrisjeffs.co.uk/images/herring.jpg

― ExtensionsOff, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

ANTI CHRISTS . WELCOME 2 HELLDOOM 2 DOGMODE/ NO CLIPPING MODE. BURN IN IMAGIST HELL SATANIST BLASPHEMERS.

Toodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/chromski/goddebtIII.jpg

| THREADMURDER | THREADMURDER | THREADMURDER |

― luriqua, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

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