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Avoiding it all this year as the 2nd wave comes along :-(

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2020 10:30 (five years ago)

The Painted Bird

― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:04 (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm times a thousand

calzino, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Hillbilly Elegy

Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

o shit yes

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 November 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Spencer
Belfast

adam t. (abanana), Friday, 19 November 2021 23:49 (four years ago)

Spencer's good, but in an "effective portrait of a miserable situation" way. which i would fault no one for avoiding.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 November 2021 00:43 (four years ago)

Dune

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 12:43 (four years ago)

i am also avoiding belfast

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:39 (four years ago)

i liked dune. it is about as "out there" as a mainstream movie can get.

adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

It's going to turn into a three film bore fest. Just can't face it.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

The worms are definitely boring… through the sand, that is

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

I lasted ten minutes through King Richard.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

Gonna be fantastic seeing Big Willie Style sweep the crix awards this year.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:33 (four years ago)

Maybe its sorry-ass box office this weekend will save us.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:36 (four years ago)

Ope, too late, his Oscar's already been engraved.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

letterboxd thread just reminded me of "C'mon C'mon," starring Joaquin Phoenix as a Nice Black-and-White Dad.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:56 (four years ago)

mike mills is such a good director tho. and he's an uncle!

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:56 (four years ago)

Yeah, after 20th Century Women I'll give this one a shot.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:59 (four years ago)

West Side Story. The original's okay, and I would sometimes play the opening clip for students on Jerome Robbins' birthday (primarily because the concept of a choreographer would be new to them). Nothing drawing me to a remake.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:05 (four years ago)

Awards Season 2021 edition: House of Gucci; King Richard; tick, tick…BOOM!

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 December 2021 22:47 (four years ago)

I hope not to see a worse movie in the next two-ish months than tick tick BOOM!

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:13 (four years ago)

HoGucc was a delightful, silly diversion in the theatre but would mostly slide off the eyes and brain at home

(hadn't seen a Scott in literally 30 years till The Last Duel, came out amped that I only had to wait a month for another three-hour historical Ridley epic starring Adam Driver)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 00:50 (four years ago)

at home

though it would probably have made a better five-hour miniseries

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 00:52 (four years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2022/morbius_xlg.html

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 01:10 (four years ago)

that was supposed to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbius_(film)

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

letterboxd thread just reminded me of "C'mon C'mon," starring Joaquin Phoenix as a Nice Black-and-White Dad.

― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino),

this is exactly what it is

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

except he's a nice B&W unc.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:38 (four years ago)

Really wanna see House of Gooch tbh

let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 18:21 (four years ago)

Here, found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBv3_0j0y_4

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

five months pass...

Elvis

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Saturday, 4 June 2022 01:45 (four years ago)

Baz Luhrmann is a tacky vulgarian and should never be allowed to make a film ever again.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 5 June 2022 08:09 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Bardo

(Walter Chaw: “Bardo is Jay Sherman’s 8 1/2, and knowing it doesn’t excuse it.”)

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday, 4 September 2022 20:33 (three years ago)

Despite being wuite capable of impure thoughts about Daisy Edgar-Jones, you could not pay me to see WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 08:40 (three years ago)

*quite

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 08:40 (three years ago)

That movie title makes me think of some sort of swamp Disney singing animal thing, or Ghost World’s parody Miramax-style art film “The Flower that Drank the Moon”

sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:04 (three years ago)

I thought that was the new Scorsese movie.

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 20:04 (three years ago)

two months pass...

is it just me or is The Fabelmans a deeply embarrassing looking film?

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:07 (three years ago)

It's called THE FABLEMANS

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:11 (three years ago)

*FABELMANS

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:12 (three years ago)

The Moviesons

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:12 (three years ago)

so you're agreeing with me

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:14 (three years ago)

*i'm not a fabelmans, i'm a fable, maaaaaaaan*

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:15 (three years ago)

Yeah it looks stupid as shit

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:17 (three years ago)

The O’Silverscreensons

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (three years ago)

MOM: "You go ahead and make those movies!"
DAD: "There's more to life than movies!"
LIL STEVIE: "Movies: The Movie"
THE ACADEMY: "Give that man 1000 Golden Moviemans, hereafter known as Oscar Fabelmans"

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:26 (three years ago)

I’m pretty sure I’ll avoid it but I do want to hear from someone who’s seen All Jacked Up And Full of Worms.

JoeStork, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:26 (three years ago)

I want to see the bit of The Fabelmans where he finally meets John Ford and it's David Lynch, but YouTube will probably sort me out for that if I wait a few months.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:30 (three years ago)

Morbius would have defended this, miss him.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 12 November 2022 01:33 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Something about the Violent Night premise is intensely irritating to me.

jmm, Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:23 (three years ago)

Yeah, that looks like garbage.

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:28 (three years ago)


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