I love examples where certain reviews are better than the movie itself
― flappy bird, Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:34 (four years ago) link
Tenet
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 August 2020 11:24 (four years ago) link
The Painted Bird
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
What if you saved a souvenir from every relationship you've ever been in? THE BROKEN HEARTS GALLERY follows the always unique Lucy (Geraldine Viswanathan), a 20-something art gallery assistant living in New York City, who also happens to be an emotional hoarder. After she gets dumped by her latest boyfriend, Lucy is inspired to create The Broken Heart Gallery, a pop-up space for the items love has left behind. Word of the gallery spreads, encouraging a movement and a fresh start for all the romantics out there, including Lucy herself.
― wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
it's the last sentence that really suggests "this will be trite and forced and awful"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
Pete formerly of this parish had a lot of good things to say about it - it stars the actress who played John Cena's daughter from Blockers!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 September 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link
well, certainly i support her getting more work! the kids in Blockers were all really good iirc.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 September 2020 11:31 (four years ago) link
Avoiding it all this year as the 2nd wave comes along :-(
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:04 (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm times a thousand
― calzino, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
Hillbilly Elegy
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
o shit yes
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
SpencerBelfast
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 19 November 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link
Spencer's good, but in an "effective portrait of a miserable situation" way. which i would fault no one for avoiding.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Dune
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 12:43 (two years ago) link
i am also avoiding belfast
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link
i liked dune. it is about as "out there" as a mainstream movie can get.
― adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link
It's going to turn into a three film bore fest. Just can't face it.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
The worms are definitely boring… through the sand, that is
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link
I lasted ten minutes through King Richard.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
Gonna be fantastic seeing Big Willie Style sweep the crix awards this year.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
Maybe its sorry-ass box office this weekend will save us.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link
Ope, too late, his Oscar's already been engraved.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link
letterboxd thread just reminded me of "C'mon C'mon," starring Joaquin Phoenix as a Nice Black-and-White Dad.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link
mike mills is such a good director tho. and he's an uncle!
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link
Yeah, after 20th Century Women I'll give this one a shot.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link
West Side Story. The original's okay, and I would sometimes play the opening clip for students on Jerome Robbins' birthday (primarily because the concept of a choreographer would be new to them). Nothing drawing me to a remake.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link
Awards Season 2021 edition: House of Gucci; King Richard; tick, tick…BOOM!
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 December 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link
I hope not to see a worse movie in the next two-ish months than tick tick BOOM!
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link
HoGucc was a delightful, silly diversion in the theatre but would mostly slide off the eyes and brain at home
(hadn't seen a Scott in literally 30 years till The Last Duel, came out amped that I only had to wait a month for another three-hour historical Ridley epic starring Adam Driver)
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link
at home
though it would probably have made a better five-hour miniseries
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 00:52 (two years ago) link
http://www.impawards.com/2022/morbius_xlg.html
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link
that was supposed to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbius_(film)
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino),
this is exactly what it is
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link
except he's a nice B&W unc.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link
Really wanna see House of Gooch tbh
― let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
Here, found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBv3_0j0y_4
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
Elvis
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Saturday, 4 June 2022 01:45 (two years ago) link
Baz Luhrmann is a tacky vulgarian and should never be allowed to make a film ever again.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 5 June 2022 08:09 (two years ago) link
Bardo
(Walter Chaw: “Bardo is Jay Sherman’s 8 1/2, and knowing it doesn’t excuse it.”)
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday, 4 September 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link
Despite being wuite capable of impure thoughts about Daisy Edgar-Jones, you could not pay me to see WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 08:40 (two years ago) link
*quite
That movie title makes me think of some sort of swamp Disney singing animal thing, or Ghost World’s parody Miramax-style art film “The Flower that Drank the Moon”
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:04 (two years ago) link
I thought that was the new Scorsese movie.
― Bait Kush (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
is it just me or is The Fabelmans a deeply embarrassing looking film?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
It's called THE FABLEMANS
― insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link
*FABELMANS
― insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
The Moviesons
so you're agreeing with me
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
*i'm not a fabelmans, i'm a fable, maaaaaaaan*
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
Yeah it looks stupid as shit
― insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link