Action Jackson
― Brad C., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link
Brewster McCloudNorma RaeHudson Hawk
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 December 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link
oh wait B.McC was posted
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 December 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
just saw marie antoinette the other night, it ruled
and I hear good things about John Wick
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 December 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
Ha, I knew I was setting myself up with that post. Although I should've clarified that I meant biographical films using that title format. Under the new, tightened restrictions, I'd say the only exceptions mentioned that prove the rule are Ed Wood and Air Bud.
― A Lifeless Ordinary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 December 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link
Erin Brockovitch?
― For how much longer do we tolerate trashed purdah? (wins), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Marie Antoinette doesn’t fit firstname + lastname formula y’all
― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link
Definitely one that sucked was Steve Jobs
― flappy bird, Thursday, 5 December 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
Probably doesn’t need to be stated, but: Cats
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Saturday, 14 December 2019 00:38 (four years ago) link
I totally forgot Cats was even happening until I saw some fancy new edition of the Eliot book today. And then I remembered and I died. I died, guys. I died.
― Welcome to the Sandwich Trough (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 December 2019 02:43 (four years ago) link
Most of the movies represented during the pre-Star Wars trailer suite looked like steamy refuse but the only one that stood out enough to really get my goat was the one that, sight unseen, I would've found the least objectionable.
Why. The fuck. Is the dog in the new Call of the Wild 100% bad CGI. What could possibly justify not using an actual dog in a live action movie about a dog. Did Harrison Ford only agree to star if they were willing to hang a green screen hung in his living room so he never had to leave his easy chair?
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 December 2019 04:24 (four years ago) link
EXCLUSIVE: James @mang0ld to direct Timothee Chalamet in Searchlight’s #GoingElectric about Bob Dylan’s move from folk to rock musichttps://t.co/OZnkvp1dVs— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) January 6, 2020
― devvvine, Monday, 6 January 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link
Lol good nominee
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 January 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
ugggggh Fuckkkk that!
Chalamet is a terrible actor
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link
coming around on it purely for the fact that no on will be more annoyed at its existence than robert himself
― devvvine, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
I thought I read he was executive producing it?
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
jesus, missed that
― devvvine, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
some fuckwit has made a movie about the military wives choir
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
We needed calendar girls for gammonettes
― wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
I would watch a Short Cuts style movie about the wall of gammon lads tbh
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
I once sent a very offensive and treasonable comment to military wives choir on twitter in response to their xmas single when i was pissed. GCHQ probably have a file on me.
― calzino, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
ugh, Peter Cattaneo
― 🚶♂️💨 (Eric H.), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
as well as all that other parochial garbage he also did the fucking A Word. I nearly assaulted my television with a lump hammer over that shit!
― calzino, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:57 (four years ago) link
jesus what a wasteman
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
ffs Sharon Horgan youre better than this
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link
She was also in that awful Game Night movie, which she was also better than.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 14 February 2020 06:01 (four years ago) link
Crazy Samurai Musashi: https://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2020/08/fantastia-fest-20-crazy-samurai-musashi.html
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
I love examples where certain reviews are better than the movie itself
― flappy bird, Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link
Tenet
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 August 2020 11:24 (three years ago) link
The Painted Bird
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link
What if you saved a souvenir from every relationship you've ever been in? THE BROKEN HEARTS GALLERY follows the always unique Lucy (Geraldine Viswanathan), a 20-something art gallery assistant living in New York City, who also happens to be an emotional hoarder. After she gets dumped by her latest boyfriend, Lucy is inspired to create The Broken Heart Gallery, a pop-up space for the items love has left behind. Word of the gallery spreads, encouraging a movement and a fresh start for all the romantics out there, including Lucy herself.
― wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
it's the last sentence that really suggests "this will be trite and forced and awful"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
Pete formerly of this parish had a lot of good things to say about it - it stars the actress who played John Cena's daughter from Blockers!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 September 2020 09:03 (three years ago) link
well, certainly i support her getting more work! the kids in Blockers were all really good iirc.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 September 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link
Avoiding it all this year as the 2nd wave comes along :-(
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 September 2020 10:30 (three years ago) link
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:04 (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm times a thousand
― calzino, Saturday, 19 September 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
Hillbilly Elegy
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
o shit yes
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
SpencerBelfast
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 19 November 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link
Spencer's good, but in an "effective portrait of a miserable situation" way. which i would fault no one for avoiding.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Dune
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 12:43 (two years ago) link
i am also avoiding belfast
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 20 November 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link
i liked dune. it is about as "out there" as a mainstream movie can get.
― adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 20 November 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link
It's going to turn into a three film bore fest. Just can't face it.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
The worms are definitely boring… through the sand, that is
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link
I lasted ten minutes through King Richard.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
Gonna be fantastic seeing Big Willie Style sweep the crix awards this year.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
Maybe its sorry-ass box office this weekend will save us.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link
Ope, too late, his Oscar's already been engraved.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link