Sing
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Monday, 19 December 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
Split.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Sunday, 15 January 2017 06:53 (seven years ago) link
Yeah was surprised the director was getting financed. Thought he was getting critically panned. Are people going to his films still? Though Guardian had a 2 page article based on multiple personality with photos from film on Friday.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 15 January 2017 07:50 (seven years ago) link
Haha, this thing cost $125 million?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moZIiYxUsGw
― jmm, Monday, 16 January 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
Not one but TWO TV remakes out this week: Chips and Power Rangers.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:48 (seven years ago) link
That Trump-ian baby movie from Dreamworks.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
haha I saw chips
― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
was not good
― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Hampstead looks p rancid
Haha so I have a valid NUS card and so I get invited to free preview screenings of films aimed at 19-year-olds, I'm sad enough that I usually go to them and they are nearly always dogshit
Tonight I went to see The House and the place was about 3/4 full. There were flyers on the seats saying "why not head on up to the bar afterwards for an exclusive playthrough of the new Gorillaz album" & also advertising a heavily discounted night owl showing of baby driver. The film, which wasn't great, finished and nobody - not one soul - headed on up to the bar, they all just fucked off. I got a cheap ticket for what's turned out to be a private screening of baby driver (the only circumstance under which I would bother) and am killing time in the pub below. I find this whole experience pretty heartening
― blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Thursday, 29 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
The Battle of the Sexes
― the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
yeah, by the Little Miss Sunshine crew no less
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
Downsizing
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
yikes, that Borg-McEnroe movie w/ Shia as Johnny Mac
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 September 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
The garbage I am proud to say I avoided/will avoid:
Mother!Blade RunnerDunkirk
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snowman_(2017_film)
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
Premise [edit]When Harry Hole
And here I stopped reading.
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
It's okay, it's a Norwegian thing.
Harry Hole (pronounced "Harry HOO-LEH") is the main character in a series of crime novels written by Norwegian author Jo Nesbø.[1]
― jmm, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
I already wasn't interested in that new Clooney thing, but after the 80th forced ad for it on Spotify this week, I'm now dead set against it.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 October 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
all of them
ban hollywood
― clouds, Friday, 20 October 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link
The Death of Stalin
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 October 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link
The Lion King (Jon Favreau-directed 'live action' remake, 2019)
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:06 (six years ago) link
Clouds otm
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
Why I felt the need to post that I have no idea. Solidarity!
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
i cracked up at the trailer for the snowman. and they actually pronounce 'harry hole' like you'd think it would be pronounced.
― Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 3 November 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
This review makes it sound like an absolutely hot mess.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 November 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link
The Guernsey Middle Class Pablum Wankfest And Whoops A Daisy Fuck Off Society I
― imago, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
Paddy Considine's Journeyman
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link
yeah, avoid journeyman like it's your germy nan
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link
Steven Spielberg's Blackhawk
― Uppercase (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
OK, maybe not. Just figured someone would say it eventually.
― Uppercase (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
I had a free ticket for a preview of that Guernsey thing and couldn't bring myself to attend. I did see funny cow, in which considine is irritating.Top of the avoidance pile has to be that dames reminiscing in the countryside film, looks pretty insufferable
― scotti pruitti (wins), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
Him and Shane Meadows are the absolute worst, that sounds like a shit movie or a shit band he's formed with Johnny Marr.
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link
awesome thread for asking "whatever happened with that movie?"
― thots and players (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link
★★★★’If Nick Hornby had considered structuring High Fidelity like (500) Days of Summer, the outcome might look something like the smart, music-centric British romantic comedy Modern Life Is Rubbish’ The Hollywood Reporter. In cinemas FRIDAY: Book tickets now:
― type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Friday, 4 May 2018 06:48 (six years ago) link
If Ebola spread to the most populous cities of the world in a mutated superstrain that literally turned its victims inside out it would almost be as good as Modern Life is Rubbish
― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 May 2018 08:24 (six years ago) link
Lean on Pete
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 4 May 2018 08:24 (six years ago) link
The Young Karl Marx
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 May 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link
These are real movies?
― incel elgort (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 May 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link
lol yep I’m seeing young Karl Marx for sure
― type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Friday, 4 May 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
Book Club. I suppose it's testimony to the power of...something...that Hollywood has made a movie featuring actresses of a certain age who AREN'T Meryl Streep. But no thank you.
― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Friday, 11 May 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link
Young Karl Marx is mostly harmless. Raoul Peck seems mostly drawn to the revolutionary-in-exile angle.
― Frederik B, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link
Before Death of Stalin today were the shit sandwich trailers for old people get their groove back movies Book Club and Finding Your Feet. (Saved by the Mister Rogers trailer as a lovely chaser.)
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
Via @iamchrishello I give you pure distilled awful pic.twitter.com/lgNFEiVnqg— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) August 29, 2018
― devvvine, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link
that has got to be a joke
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:53 (five years ago) link
we can only hope
― devvvine, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:54 (five years ago) link
oh fuck it isn't. nuke planet from orbit.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:54 (five years ago) link
ahahahaaaa
― imago, Thursday, 30 August 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
TBRR, I only know Sheeran as a subject of mockery on this board, but I don't need to hear a lick of his music to gawp in astonishment @ this concept.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:02 (five years ago) link
Titles? I'm going to guess [Name of main character]-mania.
― jmm, Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link
it's got "the fool on the hill" written all over it imho
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link