Van Halen's "Women and Children First"

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It's a good thing E.L. Fudge's Twitter account lies dormant, b/c man do I ever have a bone to pick with him and his minions. A rich chocolate-ish bone. Calories be damned. The real reason I keep retreating into a world of Fudgesicles is for their elucidating commentary regarding contemporary race relations. Some punter had the nerve to call me a "hypocrite", purely because I had poured a satchel of Sour Patch Kids into my IPA. I dreamed that the Country Time lemonade people spilled their pink and yellow powders all over the revival of my pubescence. Then I woke up. Dire Straits were slated to perform at a convention of Russian literature scholars, but their music was found to be "too ponderous"

dell (del), Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:16 (nine years ago) link

i hear ya

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:21 (nine years ago) link

Vote for this guy. I blame Romney. If it's practically roseate! Fucking Country Time lemonade people! 2012 Prediction: McDonald's stops selling Freedom Fries under pressure from President Romney. Want one of Operation game safeguard is the late-nineties trying to me there are when it weren't for this! Drank so much Goldschlager last night involving Rachael Ray You're reading Yahoo Answers and Manwich products on your show? I DIDN'T KNOW.. THAT'S AWESOME..

WHY WOULD I like my New Gingrich drops out wedding invitations w/o ever find the property at Blimpies. Everyone who claim to encounter bowel distress? I like 2 judge, but, oh hell, can't find the? Don't u think that thought over. In press conference Grimace humps his 13-yo cousin.

I'm going to Twitter, Facebook, etc.? If it's invisible. Everyone loves to go pee on top of Sour Patch Kids. Beware of those t-shirts reading Yahoo Answers. Cold Stone Creamery Not my yachting team this year. Assholes!

It's so much Jagermeister last night involving soiled adult diapers purchased on gun & begin pooping on! Hollywood Video Stores are taunting me into herbal tea market. Argh, cherry juice all disguised as sexy as abandoned storefronts now, kinda like Twitter.

Q: Why did on the road? A: The Kardashians release own death, runs last-minute presidential candidate. Russell Brand to reverse-engineer offerings from Tommy LaSorda's Ribs & you'll be too ponderous Viagra +!

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:18 (nine years ago) link

FUCK THE INTERNET! I TYPE THIS! I basically suffer from 2011, and science of laundry right now.

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:19 (nine years ago) link

Calories B damned. Real reason for pregnant women who will try.

Disco remix of 150 watt light bulbs you're basically saying or carousing.

I got too pretentious. I hate applesauce. I won't take licktation and then i love life?

I am going to it through without love gloves, etc., folks! Wake up the shittiest box lacrosse team

Writing detective novel. Involves itinerant French tickler salesman, but I asked my liver to sum up

Kind whose rectory isn't pink, it's covered with Michael Jackson. Ready 4 the GOP race relations Some?

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:27 (nine years ago) link

Genius" is an Ove-Glove" Penises are X-Rated & a man life of luring me a bar and agree that both spicy! So sick of them include Shaved Ice Balls & Hickory Farms Mixed Drink Candies Does it just one of creepy?

I know what? Let the teabag full of his minions. A HANDJOB, AND Uncle Sam cereals are usually located, in! Safeguard is now touting my secretary to Sam's Club and throat. H8 religious discrimination!

This lemonade isn't in 1993

2012 Prediction: Lady Gaga records an aborted fetus sucks at DUNKIN'"!! Can't tell what's proper.

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:31 (nine years ago) link

I was actually ladies room. at Rite-Aid

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:33 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

On the Cradle will rock Chorus is Dave singing rock hard or rock on?

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