biggest headshots on the whole dam internet

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right click -> view image -> ew yuck I can see your nose hairs

http://oceusobremim.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/baldi-foto-de-janete-kriger.jpg

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 01:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.pitchengine.com/brands/newvideo/images/107365/billwitherspromo300dpi.jpg

it's Bill Withers!

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://urology.jhu.edu/patrickwalsh/photo1.jpg

he is a urologist

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://pbre.info/PORTFOLIO/11%2014%20CA.jpg

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.bulldogscup.com/resources/Photo_Personne/stef.JPG

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

i unconditionally love this thread btw

My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol @ thread load time

also EXECUTIVE PROFIELS

am0n, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

lolTOMBOT

this thread crashes my browser without fail unless I have images switched off. I thought about attaching a warning, but the title is already BIGGEST HEADSHOTS ON THE WHOLE DAM INTERNET so anyone who gets all http://i55.tinypic.com/11t8n5u.png about it can basically fuck off :D

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

^this guy gets it

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.gov.bc.ca/premier/executive/images/highres/kevin_krueger.jpg

Kevin Krueger, British Columbia's e Minister of Tourism, Culture and the Arts

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://nationals.org.au/Portals/0/team/Ruth%20Strang%20-%20Final.jpg

Ruth Str@ng is a farmer and company director from NSW’s Liverpool Plains near Tambar Springs, producing wheat, sorghum, sunflower and dryland cotton.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://neuroscience.ufl.edu/files/2010/10/Flint-Jeremy-5633.jpg

Jeremy Fl1nt, Ph.D.
University of Florida, Gainesville, FL
(Ph.D. — Neuroscience)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.ecccspokane.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/steve.jpg

Steve Tw1ggs, vice president of The East Central Neighborhood Wellness Association, Spokane, WA

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.unc.edu/news/pics/event/hall_fame/2004/mcIlwain_bill.jpg

William F. McIlw4in, former senior editor of The New York Times Regional Newspaper Group

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.cmtevents.com/EVENTDATAS/090313/others/RKS.jpg

ok this isnn't a high-res image, but I'm posting it here because this fucking guy's pixelated mug pops up every time I do a filtered GIS for really big images, and I think I had a nightmare about him once.

Mr. Ramesh Kum4r Sur1, Regional Geocycle Project Head
Holcim Services(South Asia) Ltd.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://orangeestate.beeqee.com/userfiles/images/photo/2/1234759337846566794998eea995381.jpg

this guy comes up a lot too, and with all due respect he seems to be sprouting forehead horns and I think he's a sanpaku.

Ali Z4ini Bin Mus4

Certified Real Estate Negotiator under Malaysian Institute of Estate Agent (MIEA)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

y'know, that's clever and original and prolly deserves its own thread.

I mean liek:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1368/flintm.png

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

liek this

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6678/steve.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

ewwwwwwwww

exactly tho

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:05 (58 minutes ago)

PIIICKLLLLLLLLLLLEEESSS

Some other race (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's one clean shaven man.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 19:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

related: http://estateagents.tumblr.com/

gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 21:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i54.tinypic.com/117v7v8.jpg

http://www.medillcherubs.org/2010/off_campus/heupel1/media/lisakaehler.jpg

one of those "hidden gems" is the authentic Mexican eatery Chipotle, so you see what a monster we are dealing with.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 5 May 2011 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

insert bin laden joke here

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 16:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

this is an awesome thread and way overdue

gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.thinkdeep.nl/beeld-content/Pasfoto/Bosch%20pasfoto%20IMG_4990.JPG

Joh4n B0sch

Deputy Managing Director, Project office North South Metro Line Amst3rdam, Chair of Subsurface Construction, D3lft University of Technology

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://software.intel.com/file/9797

In his role with the Int3l Academic Community, M1chael Wr1nn collaborates with universities to bring parallel computing to the mainstream of undergraduate education. He holds a Ph.D. (quantum mechanics) and a B.Sc. (mathematics/chemistry/physics) from McG1ll University.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.is.uwlax.edu/david%20annino.JPG

Dav1d Annin0
Lecturer
University of W1sconsin, L4 Cr0sse
B.B.A., University of T3xas at Aust1n
M.B.A., University of Ge0rgia

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.sandpipersgroup.com/web_images/img_0422.jpg

M3lanie Gh4zarian, Founder/President and Managing Consultant, S4ndpipers Group

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.gsu.edu/images/IST/morrisr%281%29.jpgG3oreg

G3orgia State University Vice President for Research and Regents' Professor of Psychology, Dr. Robin Morris

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

OK THIS IS AN ACTUAL OBITUARY PHOTO & MAYBE IT'S IN POOR TASTE TO REPOST IT HERE BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF AND SURELY THE PEOPLE AT T1TUS FUNERAL HOME OF W4RSAW INDIANA DESERVE MOST OF THE BLAME.

http://www.newswithstaceypage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Daniels-Anna1.jpg

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://washingtonexaminer.com/files/78f99d498179b409eb0e6a706700985d_2.jpg

Arturo Mari, personal photographer to late Pope John Paul II

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.beckerdyer.com/obitphotos/Lesterhanshaw-Cropped.jpg

courtesy of B3cker-Dy3r-Stanton Funeral Home, Atch1son, Kansas. RIP big man.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/history/TMullaney_2010.jpg

Th0mas S. Mull4ney, Assistant Professor of History (and kind of a hottie), St4nford

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.apnmag.com/staff/Spring_2011/Nick%20W.jpg

N1ck W1ll, Reviews Editor, 4ll P0ints N0rth magazine, Pl4ttsburgh State University College

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 03:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://andreamandrigues.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/fwl9975-1.jpg

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:00 (three years ago) Permalink

Lance-headshot-saved-for-web-masked.jpg's teeth are really creepin' me out

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:15 (three years ago) Permalink

Lance-headshot-saved-for-web-masked.jpg's teeth are really creepin' me out

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:16 (three years ago) Permalink

Yeah, the URLs on some of these were frightening.

Always the guys with facial hair too.

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:25 (three years ago) Permalink

Andrew-edited.jpg, for example. Wonder what just plain Andrew.jpg looked like.

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:27 (three years ago) Permalink

Wonder what just plain Andrew.jpg looked like.

full-body portrait (3183 x 31790 px, 26.2 MB) with dick hanging out of grubby corduroys

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:33 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://momentumevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Eileen-Radford-Photo.jpg

E1leen R4dford has extensive experience as an attorney specializing in anti-corruption enforcement and compliance.

note the spit bubble between her upper left cuspid and her upper left first bicuspid

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:44 (three years ago) Permalink

http://prospect.org/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail/public/ap267259203808.jpg?itok=f6z0tBZF

Israeli Defense Minister Moshe Ya'alon. note the snot dewdrops dangling from his nosehairs, the plenitude of burst capillaries, the classic display of this facial expression, and the unusually deep chin furrow (which also seems to be making this facial expression). a classic of the genre, imho.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:01 (three years ago) Permalink

and the unusually deep chin furrow (which also seems to be making this facial expression).

ha!

Always weird to see their contact lenses.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:19 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/avatars/ernestvictor_1409657870.jpg

My name is Erno Reuvekamp. I live in Laren (Gld.) in the eastern part of The Netherlands. I’m a 60 year old copywriter/communication strategy consultant and 40 year advertising veteran. A couple of years ago I’ve seriously picked up photography and in february 2013 I’ve finished a two year photography training at the prestigious Dutch “Fotovakschool”. My ambition is to become the best portrait and headshot photographer and perhaps an associated PH photographer for the eastern and northern part of The Netherlands. I will be joining The Headshot Intensive by Peter Hurley in July to be held in Zurich.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 18 April 2015 02:11 (three years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Maurice Saatchi

http://www.crazywithtwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Maurice-Saatchi.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:18 (three years ago) Permalink

has this guy appeared already? I can't load the whole thread without crashing my browser

http://www.govconwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hynes_John_TASCInc.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:32 (three years ago) Permalink

I don't think I've seen John Hynes before but that's an impressive case of rosacea

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 9 October 2015 04:07 (three years ago) Permalink

David Crosby

http://images2.miaminewtimes.com/imager/u/original/7647349/croz_album_photo_-_credit_django_crosby.jpg

(this is the same photo that appears, cropped but apparently unretouched, on the cover of his album Croz)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 9 October 2015 04:11 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/jj0aLbo.jpg

niels, Friday, 9 October 2015 10:11 (three years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

David Stockman

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/37/3752a005-a161-4675-b4a0-aa063ce544d0.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:24 (three years ago) Permalink

this is a top 2 ilx thread

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:37 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/BQGFU99.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:50 (three years ago) Permalink

biggest headshots on the whole dam internet

is this the biggest headshot to appear on the thread so far? the first time I zoomed in on this one I clicked right on one of his eyes and it really freaked me out, disturbing in a similar way to this pbf strip:

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF120-Moon_Bunny.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:02 (three years ago) Permalink

there is a link there to the photo of Emo from the Netherlands if it wasn't clear

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:03 (three years ago) Permalink

just fyi, whenever i do my initial zoom-in, i always go for the nostrils first, then the ears. lemme see what the hair situation is like, then we'll follow up with the pupils

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) Permalink

how have i not known about this stunning thread

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 19:21 (three years ago) Permalink

Eyebrows and nose hairs for me.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:05 (three years ago) Permalink

important test: are the pores on my monitor equal or larger than my own IRL pores?

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:19 (three years ago) Permalink

https://img.washingtonpost.com/rw/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2015/01/05/Production/Magazine/Images/B0000445-3.jpg

The Tracks of My Tears: One man's quest to have male crying be socially acceptable - The Washington Post

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 6 November 2015 01:35 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/N458N41.png

pplains, Friday, 6 November 2015 01:52 (three years ago) Permalink

^ok if I use this as an avatar on my forum.bodybuilding.com and community.artofmanliness.com accounts?

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 6 November 2015 03:55 (three years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

http://www.lambdalegal.org/about-us/staff/scott-schoettes

Download hi-res photo

You have chosen to open staff_sschoettes_8x10_0.zip
which is: WinRAR ZIP archive (6.4 MB)
from: http://www.lambdalegal.org

cool, gonna extract my 12 favorite Lambda headshots to my flashdrive and head over to CVS to print up some calendars

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:04 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/NFeOJ7C.png

pplains, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:50 (two years ago) Permalink

jeez louise that's a big headshot

the neck features are out of focus; the teeth are very, very sharp *grimaces*

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:55 (two years ago) Permalink

you can see the individual dandruff flakes

wikipedia really shouldn't host headshots this big, new rule

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:57 (two years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...
two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4iny3hJ.png

pplains, Monday, 6 February 2017 14:57 (one year ago) Permalink

nice

niels, Monday, 6 February 2017 16:30 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

hm. the pores look good, the tiny hairs at the edge of his forehead are good. but i gotta say, not impressed at all with the out of focus ears, and it's glaring because that's the first place you look

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:19 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

This dude's been messing with my head all day:

http://i.imgur.com/mcWJXUP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/177tQ8h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/75lR7sb.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:14 (one year ago) Permalink

hypnotoad.gif

gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:17 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...
seven months pass...

Wrong thread, but I didn't know where else to put this:

https://i.imgur.com/Ka8UczA.jpg



https://i.imgur.com/SvEzv8Z.png

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:35 (eleven months ago) Permalink


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