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They should have stopped at 151 Pokémons

niels, Thursday, 21 July 2016 06:13 (seven years ago) link

Quotes By Nicolae Ceauşescu
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Dec 25, 1989 - Read inspirational, motivational, funny and famous quotes by Nicolae Ceauşescu.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am haunted by this photo of a bar in my neighborhood and this man's face

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dostuff-production/property_assets/11520/Dirty_Pierre_s.jpg

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

"I don't give a shit about Barnes & Noble, but at least I knew which bathroom to fuckin' use there."

pplains, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

otm

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

guy next to him is like "Uh oh, Flattop's all worked up again, just gonna stare at this tennis match like I give a fuck, not gonna try to intervene like last time."

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Cities are de-fuzzed by dropping crystals in the path of fuzzed people, turning them back into civilians. Some civilians will also be carrying crystals (the info map shows how many crystals are present in a city). Civilians are turned into fuzzed people when touched by a fuzzed person. If Agent USA is touched by a fuzzed person, it will drop the player's crystal inventory by half, rounded up. If touched while carrying none, Agent USA turns into an uncontrollable fuzzed person who will wander around aimlessly and board trains to different cities until he touches a crystal. Fuzzed people may also enter from a nearby contaminated city via train.

los blue jeans, Friday, 23 September 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link

I totally had that stupid game on the Apple II

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 23 September 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

prime for a gritty reboot

los blue jeans, Friday, 23 September 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link

never played, looks fun!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://pictures.picasion.com/pic64/8dfcc8f99a36559a0c9ff7852db80fbc.gif

soref, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/O7RV1ne.gif

pplains, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link

an absolute classic

niels, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Beyond the cockpit windows, a few inches beyond your own nose and that of your DC-2’s, lies the night. Range signals are crisp, the air smooth enough to drink the stewardess’s lukewarm coffee without fear of spilling it…Matters are so nicely in hand you might even flip through a magazine while the copilot improves his instrument proficiency…

Suddenly you are aware the copilot is shifting unhappily in his seat. “I’ve lost the range. Nothing.”

You deposit the Saturday Evening Post in the aluminum bin which already holds the metal logbook and skid your headphones back in place…There are no signals of any kind or the rap of distance voices from anywhere in the night below. There is only a gentle hissing in your headphones as if some wag were playing a recording of ocean waves singing on a beach.

You reach for a switch above your head and flip on the landing lights. Suspicion confirmed. Out of the night trillions of white lines are landing toward your eyes. Snow. Apparently the finer the flakes the more effective. It has isolated you and all aboard from the nether world. The total effect suggests you might have become a passenger in Captain Nemo’s fancy submarine.

wrinkled sweater guy (los blue jeans), Sunday, 29 January 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i always say you don't win friends with salad

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 16:37 (seven years ago) link

wtf is going on with this guy's guitar playing in the first 88 seconds of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9Jq70Vpt0&sns=em

massive ghost dumps (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NrhPIJq.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 March 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

That's kinda scary

niels, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 06:54 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Armenian guy quits his job driving a taxi in Moscow, at the age of 44, to hunt and smuggle out poisonous frogs from the Colombian jungle, is captured by rebels, has the Russian Embassy negotiate his handover to the Ref Cross, escapes rebels before they can transfer him by grabbing one of their guns and shooting five of them, escapes into the rainforest and is currently being searched for by the military and indigenous people:

http://rbth.com/amp/750413

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link

quite a motivational tale really

ogmor, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link

we've all been there

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I mean, I've ridden in a cab before.

pplains, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

"I raised him like a piece of crystal, now he is a piece of trash somewhere,"

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 June 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

Sébastien, Sunday, 25 June 2017 07:25 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this is a great crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvCvUl6462A

niels, Friday, 21 July 2017 10:08 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

This is the future liberals want pic.twitter.com/Dg0YAqZnIS

— 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖗 (@iamtherog) November 23, 2017

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

Judge Judy S22E48 Dont Trust Men You Meet in a Supermarket
Judge Judy S22E46 Homeless Ex Assaults TV Massage Therapist Payback
Judge Judy S22E44 Make a Teenager Watch This Case Shot in the Arm While Driving
Judge Judy S22E43 Drunk Man Rages Against Neighbor Illegal Breeding
Judge Judy S22E41 Injured Cyclist Screaming Like a Lunatic
Judge Judy S22E45 When Friends Cut Friends Judge Judys Big Emergency Account
Judge Judy S22E38 Slashed Tires and Stolen iPhone Moving Violation Bonanza
Judge Judy S22E28 Husky Attacks Bichon Frise Sick Girlfriend Payback
Judge Judy S22E36 Spiteful Grandpa Timber Healthy Tree Takedown
Judge Judy S22E37 Street Cat Fight in Front of Children Young Waitress Dupes Older Man
Judge Judy S22E34 Dogsitting Disaster Surprise Were Squatters
Judge Judy S22E26 Robbed by Lover While in Prison
Judge Judy S22E33 Bullhorn Craziness Caught on Tape Sublet Sorrow
Judge Judy S22E27 Deliberate Finger Slam Im Not Paying for a Dry Wig
Judge Judy S22E32 Attack Victim Cradles Pit Bull Like a Baby Two Lemon Cars Equals Lemonade
Judge Judy S22E25 I Will Never Help Another Soul Again
Judge Judy S22E20 Childcare Payback Expensive Phone Throwaway Boyfriend Telephone Pole Crash
Judge Judy S22E21 Teen Joyriders Busted by Police Uninsured Boyfriend Destroys Car
Judge Judy S22E29 You Get What You Paint For Dont Fence Me In
Judge Judy S22E17 Mermaid Mural and Assault in the Yogurt Shop Stylist Wars

alomar lines, Saturday, 25 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

http://cerebrum.dnalounge.com:8001/audio/2017/11-18d.mp3

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 30 November 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

so I, well

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Sunday, 3 December 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link

gosh

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Sunday, 3 December 2017 03:19 (six years ago) link

Are you flagging again

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 03:21 (six years ago) link

I don't even know any more

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link

same :(

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

it's ok...just put it here

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

I should probably wash and dry it first

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link

last try before launch

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link

what band photo thread does this go on

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/C1J7mIMOVlS._SL1000_.png

niels, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

i was going to say Band photos where one member refuses to play along , because scott stapp is refusing to play along with the "no wearing shirts with loosely tied shoelaces" rule, but all of them are refusing to play along in their own way

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

I don't know who Scott Stapp is but could it be the 'a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing sobriety and wisdom in the present day' thread?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

if only we had a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing in the present day

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

oh man am i jealous, because the best moment of your life is ahead of you, instead of back in 1999 like it is for me. and that moment is when the bridge kicks in:

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open

*goosebumps*

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open

in retrospect this is a really suicide-positive song

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link


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