― jergïns, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 09:33 (twelve years ago) link
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
Y'know, it's so lucky that all that didn't happen on 7/11. It would just be too weird and people wouldn't be able to stop smirking every time people said things like "Let's pray there's no repeat of 7/11" It would be a problem.
-- Nick (nickdast✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), November 15, 2001.
Oh, and I'd hope we're all in a place where we can laugh over the fact that on August 14th, Nude Spock said:
"America deserves to be bombed to hell right now along with the rest of the westernized greedy cultures."
-- Nitsuh (n✧✧@pr✧✧✧.uchic✧✧✧.e✧✧), November 20, 2001.
Hey, Nitsuh, each new occurance seems to change people's views, but I'll stick by my original post. Western greedy cultures deserve to be bombed right to hell. Individual citizens don't deserve painful deaths, but corrupt systems need a spanking. It's the way the world is operating. America isn't innocent, simply because we were attacked. However, I wouldn't side with terrorists who bomb the "Evil Empire". I won't be surprised if we truly have a new world order in a hundred years or so. How do you really know this isn't all part of a larger plan, anyway. If you look into the history of the middle east, the history of a few American presidents, it's pretty easy to see that there's strategic manipulation going on and America doesn't seem too scared of the outcome.
-- Nude Spock (spockc✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧), November 27, 2001.
That does not mean I endorse bombing the U.S. in any way. Don't read that into it. I'm all for a better solution, but it's like if a husband gets caught cheating on his wife: don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
-- Nude Spock (spockc✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧), November 27, 2001.
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VICE GUIDE TO ALL RACES
There are a lot of different races in the world. They range from the truly ugly (whites and abbos) to the infinitely attractive (blacks and Asians). Though our genetic structure is 99% the same, there are still some massive fucking differences. The problems come when you try to organize these differences into categories. Arabs, northern and central Europeans, and West Africans, for example, are lactose tolerant, while Native Americans, abbos, Far Easterners, all other Africans, and Southern Europeans are lactose intolerant. Blacks and Europeans have arched fingerprints, Jews and Indonesians have looped fingerprints, and abbos have whorled ones.
Are races to be sorted by culture, physical features, geography, or blood type? Who is the smartest? Who is the weakest? Who has the nicest hair? Until now these questions were unanswerable. Here is the definitive guide to every race on earth.
THE EVOLUTION OF RACE
52,000 years ago we were all Negroes. Then white people went north and Asians went to the Mongolian desert. White people became normal-looking because they needed to make the most of what little sun there was (humans get most of their vitamin D from the sun). Asians became squinty-eyed because it was so windy and bright in the desert they were squinting all the time. White people’s noses had to shrink because the big ones were getting frostbitten (wide nostrils are good near the equator because it’s easier to breathe the hot, humid air). Nobody knows why whites developed “spaghetti hair.” Some Asians went to Korea where their faces became less round and they grew taller and then some Koreans went to Japan where they became short and their features became even more angular (no idea why). A whole myriad of kind-of-white / kind-of-black people emerged all over the equator, but who knows how many?
Since then it’s gotten harder and harder to figure out. First Linnaeus, back in 1758, organized everyone in the world into: European, Asian, African, and American Indian. Then white people wanted to kick out Jews and Mediterranean types and everyone wanted the gays out of their races (maybe to form one big huge race?). Eventually, after Blumenbach in 1781 and Hooton in 1926, we ended up with nine definitive races. Here they are from best to worse.
Asians are pretty cool. Only half of them can handle booze but they all have perfect toes. Some of the older Chinese people can be really mean when you’re just asking a simple question but that’s just because they are a more confrontational culture. Like the Jews or the French they are just arguing and you shouldn’t take it personal. The Chinese refer to white people (Americans mostly) as “fat and sentimental,” which is basically true. Japanese people are basically the best race. The women are babes and the men are incredibly smart. Want a computer invented? Ask a Japanese guy. Want to see a babe? Ask a Japanese lady.
Koreans are pretty bad, especially the communists. Lots of war has made them ruthless, and it’s perfectly normal to have your ass whipped right off your body for talking in class. Note that the worst Asians are still better than the best Micronesians. One of the few bad things with Asians, especially Chinese, is that they think sleeping is an indulgence and drink tea 24 hours a day to stay awake and that leads to general craziness.
These guys are pretty smart and resilient (see Gandhi starring Ben Kingsley). The women are also babes (except for the occasional fuzzy one) and the guys make good doctors. Unlike black people they CAN sunburn, which is a problem because a lot of Canadian ones will go down to Mexico and act all tough and then get fried (they go kind of purple). They used to stink but they don’t anymore.
Blacks tend to have sickle-shaped blood cells, which is fine in hot temperatures where your blood is thin but can lead to trouble in colder places where the thicker blood cells will stick to each other and cause sickle-cell anemia. Another thing about them is that their heels tend to be right angles instead of bulging out at the back like normal.
In 1974 John R. Baker broke down the Africans into two categories: Sanids (Bushmen) and Negrids. This is too complicated. There are way too many different kinds to understand. In America, for example, there are the hard-working, educated ones that are even better than white people. They do all the good things that good white people do but they are less hokey and can party. The bad American ones are fucking scary and are rarely discussed. Abroad the same pattern follows but more exaggerated. In Africa the nice ones are so educated they invent entire cultures. The bad ones, however, would eat the bad American ones alive. If you’ve ever seen how fearless a Zimbabwean gas attendant is during the night shift in the heart of Queens you know what we’re getting at. They are used to watching lions eat their friends so it’s like “bring it on.”
The rest of the places—West Indies, Barbados, Jamaica—are just fun-loving jolly people with rich and interesting accents.
Incidentally, mulattos have an incredible metabolism. The same way a purebred dog is a weak one, mulattos take the best of being white and the best of being black and make a person that is smarter and fitter. The only drawback is the increased metabolism means more B.O. (see any Lenny Kravitz party).
Here’s another weird thing. They have this rule where if you have a drop of black blood you’re black. That means Arabs are black. However, Arabs are Semites like Jews, so Jews are black? They became white after moving to Europe so I guess they’re mulatto.
Mediterranean people like Italians are kind of mulatto too. There should be a new category here called HYBRIDS but fuck it.
These people used to be really cool but are basically fucked now. They used to only have to work 15 hours a week for food and shelter and therefore still love sleeping. Another interesting thing about them is that they have weird earwax. It is powdery and not waxy at all.
Soon there will be no American Indians because they will have been killed via disease and “culture smushing” by the white man (see bottom of chart).
Eskimos also fit into this category. They are capable of much lower temperatures than other races (duh).
POLYNESIAN, MICRONESIAN, MELANESIAN
These are basically Spanish Asians. That’s why they’re brown. Polynesians are the lightest of these tropical island people and Melanesians are almost black. So black, in fact, that they used to be considered abbos.
These three races include all those island people like Hawaiian and Seychelles people—the ones who wear hula skirts and can kill you with a blow dart. They are incredibly agile (note how all DMC champions are Philippino).
White people are a funny bunch. Many Asians will note, upon their arrival to America, that “white people smell like hamburger.” They did very well a few hundred years ago but are kind of over now. At best the good ones will own a lawn care company (or something) and like the Who, but they are drastically outnumbered by the bad ones. Unlike other races the bad ones fall into two groups. There are the rich ones: Jack Welch, Dick Cheney, and the like. These men would let the whole world sink into the sea if it meant another SUV for their daughter. The other kind is called white trash. They would sell their baby for crack no problem. Many use the phrase “good while it lasted” when discussing this group.
Not exactly killing shit as far as the babe population goes. Almost extinct thanks to white people, the abbos haven’t been doing well for about 500 years now. One weird characteristic about abbos is that they have this point in their life called a “walkabout” where, sometime around 18 years of age, they will just start walking and walking and walking. They leave all their stuff and start a new life when they get to wherever it is they end up walking to but they all do it and nobody knows why.
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that was very helpful. i understand now
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Lesbian moms better than dads; Communist austerity good for health
― Sébastien, Monday, 5 November 2007 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
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― Sébastien, Friday, 9 November 2007 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
^^^^who is that in the white shirt heave
― roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
That is Corey
― Heave Ho, Friday, 9 November 2007 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
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Why I Love Bees:
A Case Study in Collective Intelligence Gaming
Jane McGonigal, PhD
As the leading edge of research, industry, politics, social innovation
and cultural production
increasingly seek to harness the wisdom of the crowd and the power of
the collective, it is urgent
that we create engaging, firsthand experiences of collective
intelligence for as wide and as
general a young audience as possible. Search and analysis games are
poised to become our best
tool for helping as many and diverse a population as possible develop an
interest and gain direct
experience participating in our ever-more collective network culture.
In Convergence Culture, Henry Jenkins considers the role that popular
culture should play in
cultivating collective intelligence. He argues: "Right now, we are
learning how to apply these
new participatory skills through our relation to commercial
entertainment... for two reasons: on
the one hand, because the stakes are so low; and on the other, playing
with popular culture is a
lot more fun than playing with more serious matters."94 Jenkins predicts
that as a society, we
eventually we evolve our collective intelligence interests in the
direction of real-world, rather
than fictional, concerns. However, I am suggesting with this case study
that for young students
learning about CI for the first time, popular culture and online
entertainment will remain the
most effective spaces for learning how real-world massively
collaborative participation works.
In Get There Early, technologist Bob Johansen argues that immersive
gaming can prepare
players for future changes in network culture. He writes: "Immersion
helps get a feeling for
what's possible. Immersion helps you try out different ways of acting,
so you can develop your
own agility." Indeed, as I have documented with this I Love Bees case
study, the immersive
aspects of search and analysis gaming provide a visceral, first-person,
hands-on experience of
collaborative cognition, networked cooperation and real-time
coordination. Players develop a
familiarity with collective intelligence techniques through direct
experience. They gain
confidence and fluency in emerging technologies and CI strategies by
playing with new network
platforms and multi-user applications in increasingly complex scenarios.
Search and analysis
games, with their iterative real-time redesign, are perfectly structured
to provide such scaffolding
challenges-a key aspect to mastering new modes of problem-solving and
As massively-social experiences, search and analysis games are also
especially well-suited to
encouraging meta-level reflection on the skills and processes that
players use to meet new
challenges. Being a part of a massively multi-player game community
means sharing your
thoughts and experiences with your fellow players. Finally, and perhaps
most importantly, as
learning systems, collective gaming encourages risk-taking learning in a
low-risk setting. As
Johansen observes: "Learners get to dive in and learn in a first person
way, without playing for
keeps until they are ready."
I want to conclude this case study with a letter from an I Love Bees
player, for I believe the
gamers' personal experience speaks best for itself. Several months after
I Love Bees ended, I
received an email from "Rose", a mother who played the game with her
14-year-old son, a high
school student and an avid videogamer. In the letter, she described the
game as a powerful
tutorial in networked collaboration for them both, one that made them
feel excited about
participating in collective intelligences in the future. She writes:
It is really important to me that you, and other people, understand the
that alternate reality gaming has made in our way of thinking. It has
affected our attitudes about what is possible. The game for me has been
gathering a first hand knowledge of how a large community can function,
including the role of technology. I know that large scale communities
and be extraordinarily effective. I am not afraid of the complexities.95
I Love Bees, director Elan Lee, lead writer Sean Stewart, technology
lead Jim Stewartson,
community lead Jane McGonigal (Emeryville, California: 42 Entertainment,
July - November
Halo 2, director Joseph Staten, executive producer Pete Parsons, art
director Marcus Lehto
(Redmond, Washington: Microsoft Game Studios and Bungie Game Studio,
― Sébastien, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
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― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:49 (one year ago) link
― Milton Parker, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:00 (one year ago) link
- The "do not travel by night" thing is returned to at the end, but a second later it doesn't matter. I don't know why they bothered.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 07:03 (one year ago) link
https://medium.com/@joeveix/some-images-i-saved-to-my-laptop-in-2018-5e64555a2d54lotta winners in here
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:10 (one year ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (one year ago) link
― ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:35 (one year ago) link
bear say hi to me
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― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:59 (eleven months ago) link
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― ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 02:24 (ten months ago) link
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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― Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (ten months ago) link
My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?
Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)
The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.
So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.
Make it casual, over breakfast or something.
You : Honey, how's my omelette?
Gf : Mm, yummy.
You : Blablabla…
Gf : Blablabla…
Blablabla… : Blablabla…
Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)
You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*
Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.
You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.
Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.
You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.
Gf : As in?
You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.
Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!
You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.
Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*
Something like that.
― soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (ten months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AunWmOI7IkI don't know why I made this
― skronktopia (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:14 (nine months ago) link
Gisalo songs always brought forth strong memories and emotions. When overcome with sadness, members of the host audience burst into tears and loud mournful wails that musically overlapped and merged with the song. Then, angered by the grief they had been made to feel, one would grab a resin torch from a bystander and rush out onto the dance floor to jam the flame into the dancer's shoulder. This repayment for the pain of the song would often set off a burst of mass whooping from the crowd, accompanied by stamping feet and snapping bowstrings. The dancer continued with total composure, seemingly unaffected by the crying and burning. But from that moment he would be bear the shoulder scars that reminded all that his performance had moved another to tears.
― Milton Parker, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:02 (nine months ago) link
Brown PowderBrown powder heroin, which is produced in Mexico, is an increasingly common form of heroin. Brown powder used to be sold primarily in the western United States, but it is also showing up in cities in the Midwest and along the East Coast.
Often called Mexican brown, brown powder is more refined than black tar heroin but less expensive than white powder heroin. Some brown powder is created from black tar heroin that is crushed and cut with other additives to make it easier to snort.
Because it can be smoked or snorted and doesn’t have to be injected with a needle, brown powder has gained popularity among suburban teens and others who might never before have considered using heroin.
― if i wanted to live in holland i would have packed up and pissed of (I M Losted), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:24 (nine months ago) link
― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 01:27 (nine months ago) link
― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 01:28 (nine months ago) link
I want the shortest woman in the world to have a mech suit
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:01 (nine months ago) link
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― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Friday, 26 April 2019 03:48 (eight months ago) link
3 DOG FACES
NIGHT featuring ROD STEWART
― pplains, Friday, 26 April 2019 11:16 (eight months ago) link
Would go to that gig.
― Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 11:18 (eight months ago) link
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 15:34 (eight months ago) link
― Hyper-Capitalists Against the Entertainment Business (I M Losted), Monday, 13 May 2019 04:00 (eight months ago) link
― Hyper-Capitalists Against the Entertainment Business (I M Losted), Monday, 13 May 2019 04:05 (eight months ago) link
you had me at "large rotating fangs"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 May 2019 06:22 (eight months ago) link
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 16 May 2019 17:52 (eight months ago) link
3 DOG FACESNIGHT featuring ROD STEWART― pplains, Friday, April 26, 2019 7:16 AM
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― punning display, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 23:22 (seven months ago) link
B b code
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:25 (seven months ago) link
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:27 (seven months ago) link
― Milton Parker, Monday, 1 July 2019 05:55 (six months ago) link
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― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:16 (five months ago) link
“Mount Trashmore,” an eight-story dump, contains almost every piece of garbage discarded on Grand Cayman since it went all-in on financial services in the 1960s.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 18 October 2019 14:10 (three months ago) link
― oder doch?, Saturday, 19 October 2019 17:13 (three months ago) link
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:40 (two months ago) link
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:47 (two months ago) link
what the fuck
Here's a lost scene from the movie Mac & Me in which Eric was shown getting shot in his wheelchair in full which was edited out for western audiences. This was only discovered recently when it was still found to be on the Japanese home media release pic.twitter.com/DopO2Uf42g— Art of Lost and Cancelled Media (@ArtofLostandCan) January 4, 2020
― hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 13:28 (two weeks ago) link
paul rudd, you know what you have to do.
and yes biz gazzara, i know you are paul rudd
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 January 2020 15:45 (two weeks ago) link
god i wish
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 16:47 (two weeks ago) link
lol, that was EXACTLY my thought
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 January 2020 17:23 (two weeks ago) link
you wish i was paul rudd too?
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 19:10 (two weeks ago) link
yes, every night before i go to bed
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 January 2020 19:23 (two weeks ago) link
god willing one day we’ll both be blessed
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 20:02 (two weeks ago) link
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Church records in bold, mixed with side projects led by a Church member or featuring them doing their main thing for a full project. Margot Smith albums skipped bcz they usually have most of the Church on them. Kilbey projects noted with an asterisk. No digital-only releases or live albums or demo collections.
Of Skins And Heart 1981Too Fast For You 2x7 1981The Blurred Crusade 1982Sing-Songs EP 1982Seance 1983Remote Luxury EP 1984Persia EP 1984Heyday 1985Steven Kilbey – This Asphalt Eden 3-song 7" 1985Steve Kilbey – Unearthed 1986Marty Willson-Piper - In Reflection 1987Peter Koppes – When Reason Forbids - A Requiem EP 1987Steve Kilbey – The Slow Crack 1987Steve Kilbey – Earthed 1987Starfish 1988Damien Lovelock – It's A Wig Wig Wig Wig World 1988Peter Koppes – Manchild & Myth 1988Marty Willson-Piper - Art Attack 1988Curious (Yellow) – I Am Curious * EP 1988Peter Koppes – From The Well - 1989Marty Willson-Piper - Rhyme 1989Hex s/t * 1989Steve Kilbey – Transaction EP 1989Jules Shear – The Third Party 1989 (MWP)Gold Afternoon Fix 1990Steve Kilbey – Remindlessness 1990Hex - Vast Halos * 1990The Deadly Hume – The Hokey Pokey 7" 1990Curious (Yellow) – Charms & Blues * 1990Steve Kilbey – Narcosis EP 1991Steve Kilbey – Narcosis + EP (rel. 1997)Steve Kilbey – Narcosis + More EP (rel. 2004)Jack Frost - Jack Frost 1991All About Eve – Touched By Jesus 1991Priest = Aura 1992Marty Willson-Piper - Spirit Level 1992All About Eve – Ultraviolet 1992 (MWP)Seeing Stars - Seeing Stars 1993 (rel. 1997, MWP)Sometime Anywhere 1994Somewhere Else 1994Fake s/t * 1994Stephen Cummings – Falling Swinger * 1994Jack Frost - Snow Job 1995The Well – Water Rites 1995Kev Carmody – Images & Illusions * 1995Magician Among The Spirits 1996Stephen Cummings – Escapist * 1996The Refo:mation - Pharmakoi/Distance-Crunching Honchos with Echo Units 1997Steve Kilbey & Russell P. Kilbey – Gilt Trip 1997Hologram Of Baal 1998Peter Koppes - Love Era / Irony 1998Cinerama – Va Va Voom 1998 (MWP)A Box Of Birds 1999Tyg's In Space s/t 1999Marty Willson-Piper - Hanging Out In Heaven 2000Pennie Lennon – Journeys * 2000After Everything Now This 2001Steve Kilbey – Dabble 2001Parallel Universe 2002Peter Koppes – Simple Intent 2002Forget Yourself 2003Steve Kilbey – Freaky Conclusions 2003Noctorum – Sparks Lane 2003 (MWP)Beside Yourself 2004Isidore s/t * 2004Isidore EP * 2004Jammed 2004El Momento Descuidado EP-ish 2004Back With Two Beasts 2005Uninvited, Like The Clouds 2005The Saints – Nothing Is Straight In My House 2005Gilt Trip – Egyptian Register * 2005Blank & Jones with Steve Kilbey – Revealed CD5 2005The Woodenelves – Trips Between Worlds 2006Noctorum – Offer The Light 2006 (MWP)El Momento Siguiente EP-ish 2007Mimesis – Art Imitating Life * 2007Marty Willson-Piper - Nightjar 2008Steve Kilbey – Painkiller 2008Shriek OST 2009Untitled #23 2009Pangaea EP 2009Operetta EP 2009Deadman's Hand EP (rel. 2010)Coffee Hounds 2xA 2009Steve Kilbey – Art, Man + Technology 2009Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – Unseen Music Unheard Words 2009GB3 / Steve Kilbey – Damaged/Controlled 2010Hammock – Asleep In The Downlights EP 2011Noctorum – Honey Mink Forever 2011 (MWP)Steve Kilbey and Ricky Maymi – David Neil 'The Wilderness Years' 2011Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – White Magic 2011Steve Kilbey / Ricky Maymi / Adrian Hoffmann / Shaun Hoffmann – Wilderness Years 2011Pocket feat. Steve Kilbey – Hear In Noiseville 12" 2011Isidore – Life Somewhere Else * 2012Starling – Semaphore * 2012Steve Kilbey – Garage Sutra 2012Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – You Are Everything 2013Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – Songs From The Real World (Commissioned Songs) 2013Steve Kilbey – The Idyllist 2013Further / Deeper 2014Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – Songs From The Real World Vol 2 (Commissioned Songs) 2014Steve Kilbey – Miscellanaea (Whispers In The Static) 2014Martin Kennedy With All India Radio And Steve Kilbey – The Rare Earth OST 2014Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – Songs From The Real World Vol 3 (Commissioned Songs) 2015KilbeyKennedy – Inside We Are The Same * 2015HuDost & Steve Kilbey – The Word Is... 2015HuDost & Steve Kilbey – The Instrumental Word 2015Speed Of The Stars s/t * 2016Man Woman Life Death Infinity 2017Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy – Glow And Fade 2017Steve Kilbey – Sydney Rococo 2018Steve Kilbey / Gareth Koch – Lost At Sea / Broken Toys 2xA 2019Kate Ceberano, Steve Kilbey & Sean Sennett - The Dangerous Age 2020
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