I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

Dear god. I haven't finished yet. I don't think I'm even close to halfway. What even IS this piece?

It is really weird!

Jezebel have weighed in http://jezebel.com/spurned-elle-writer-goes-on-truly-bananas-rant-torches-1768021068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXZTelnJvY

It's a Wonderful World is a 1956 British musical film directed by Val Guest and starring Terence Morgan, George Cole, Mylène Demongeot (listed in the opening credits as Mylène Nicole) and Kathleen Harrison.

Synopsis
Two Londoners meet a struggling French singer. They create new songs by playing music backwards, and attributing it to a new avant garde composer The songs prove to be a huge hit for the young Frenchwoman, and dupe the critics; however she soon begins to catch on to their scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjKWfCir1EU

not in keeping with the tone of the thread. i just think that's a really good song and video for anyone having a sad, leisurely sunday

Eddi Reader being confused by a 100 year old Punch cartoon

https://twitter.com/scots_wa_hey/status/717362738335518720

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cGeV7yF00WA/maxresdefault.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k9EHIgC.jpg

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Aubrey Plaza[4]
Ben Stein[5]
Bill Murray[6]
Buster Keaton[7]
Craig Kilborn[8]
Chevy Chase
Beatrice Arthur
Christopher Walken
Dan Aykroyd
Jack Benny
Dan Mintz[9]
Dave Hughes[10]
Demetri Martin[11]
Dom Joly
Eve Arden
Fred Armisen
H. Jon Benjamin[12]
Jack Dee[13]
Jack Handey[14]
Jane Curtin[15]
Jason Bateman[16]
Jim Gaffigan[17]
Jimmy Carr[18]
Jo Brand[19]
John Cleese
Jon Stewart
Jonathan Katz
Karl Pilkington
Kevin Smith
Larry David
Lee Mack
Leslie Nielsen[20]
Lewis Black
Mike Stoklasa
Milton Jones
Mitch Hedberg[21]
Nathan Fielder
Nick Offerman
Norm MacDonald
Paul Merton
Peter Sellers
Romesh Ranganathan[22]
Sarah Silverman[23]
Sean Lock[24]
Stephen Colbert[25]
Steven Wright[26]
Stewart Lee
Stuart Ashen
Tig Notaro[27]
Tim & Eric
Todd Barry[28]
Virginia O'Brien
Zooey Deschanel

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this guy is great

http://i.imgur.com/1whO0N7.jpg

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Quotes By Nicolae Ceauşescu
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Dec 25, 1989 - Read inspirational, motivational, funny and famous quotes by Nicolae Ceauşescu.

I am haunted by this photo of a bar in my neighborhood and this man's face

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dostuff-production/property_assets/11520/Dirty_Pierre_s.jpg

"I don't give a shit about Barnes & Noble, but at least I knew which bathroom to fuckin' use there."

otm

guy next to him is like "Uh oh, Flattop's all worked up again, just gonna stare at this tennis match like I give a fuck, not gonna try to intervene like last time."

Cities are de-fuzzed by dropping crystals in the path of fuzzed people, turning them back into civilians. Some civilians will also be carrying crystals (the info map shows how many crystals are present in a city). Civilians are turned into fuzzed people when touched by a fuzzed person. If Agent USA is touched by a fuzzed person, it will drop the player's crystal inventory by half, rounded up. If touched while carrying none, Agent USA turns into an uncontrollable fuzzed person who will wander around aimlessly and board trains to different cities until he touches a crystal. Fuzzed people may also enter from a nearby contaminated city via train.

I totally had that stupid game on the Apple II

prime for a gritty reboot

never played, looks fun!

http://pictures.picasion.com/pic64/8dfcc8f99a36559a0c9ff7852db80fbc.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kdvCcYg8fqk/UlbELINKBcI/AAAAAAAAWdI/usR-DWzNDyE/s400/eat.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/O7RV1ne.gif

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n265/maximuppets/crows.jpg

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n265/maximuppets/gst-clf4.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

an absolute classic

Beyond the cockpit windows, a few inches beyond your own nose and that of your DC-2’s, lies the night. Range signals are crisp, the air smooth enough to drink the stewardess’s lukewarm coffee without fear of spilling it…Matters are so nicely in hand you might even flip through a magazine while the copilot improves his instrument proficiency…

Suddenly you are aware the copilot is shifting unhappily in his seat. “I’ve lost the range. Nothing.”

You deposit the Saturday Evening Post in the aluminum bin which already holds the metal logbook and skid your headphones back in place…There are no signals of any kind or the rap of distance voices from anywhere in the night below. There is only a gentle hissing in your headphones as if some wag were playing a recording of ocean waves singing on a beach.

You reach for a switch above your head and flip on the landing lights. Suspicion confirmed. Out of the night trillions of white lines are landing toward your eyes. Snow. Apparently the finer the flakes the more effective. It has isolated you and all aboard from the nether world. The total effect suggests you might have become a passenger in Captain Nemo’s fancy submarine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hnNKcMet4bc/Ty4_Yt0dOzI/AAAAAAAACBg/YvbsHlt5vn8/s1600/who%2Bsays%2Byou%2Bdon%2527t%2Bwin%2Bfriends%2Bwith%2Bsalad.bmp

i always say you don't win friends with salad

wtf is going on with this guy's guitar playing in the first 88 seconds of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9Jq70Vpt0&sns=em

http://i.imgur.com/NrhPIJq.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCdffKqkPI

also
http://laurkellyart.tumblr.com/post/157554309958/laurkellyart-weekly-comic-produced-for-lynda