I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

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Well, I'm quite drunk now, but I did my part today, by talking about a couple of old, obscure, wonderful ethereal bands.

Now i'm a break it down and tell a little story
Straight out the box, from the gothic category

^ That's an Eazy-E reference, but I don't know if anyone gets it here. ANYWAY.

So, I decided to go to Goth Night a few months ago, for the first time [I will not say at what club/location, for personal reasons].
I don't even have any irl "goth" friends, so I decided to just go on my own, since I was drinking, bored, and curious.

So, I went alone.

I'm more of a death rocker and ethereal waver, although those two have nothing to do with each other, if that makes sense, if it matters.

Anyway. So, I get to the club alone. It's a club I go to often, but I've never been there on Goth Night.
So, I don't really know anyone there, except for the bouncers and barkeeps.
I just hang around in the backroom for a while - smoking, drinking cheap beer, mingling, joining and leaving groups, having an all-around OK time.

After a while, jeez, I must have been really drunk, I entered into a suspicious circle.

All I remember is this girl asking if she could bite my neck. I was probably just like ". . . O. . . K. . . If you must".
So, I let her bite my neck really,REALLY, REALLY, hard. I can't believe she didn't draw blood.
(She said she was an expert at not drawing blood.)
The thing is, she bit my right side... I felt uneven... So I asked her to bite my left side.
(She did.)
She said she gets that all the time, after biting people.

I think I let her bite my wrist, too.

It isn't like any of this needed to happen, but I live without a care, so whatever.

I never saw her again. I'm not quite sure how I got home that night (it must have been an expensive, single cab).

I still feel funny remembering it.

And, that's the story. That's the story about my FEELINGS.

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RossCandyfloss 4h ago

There seems to be a lot of contempt for the teaching profession from posters, as if all teachers are from a bad pop video circa 1980 (angry, cane wielding) and they're some mulleted rebel who starts banging on the desk and throwing books in the air, before leading the kids into the playground for an open air concert.

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That seems like splitting hairs simply to justify crankiness. History, like all causation, is simply the narrative collectively constructed to link together the events of the past. By appropriating it, young people continue the procession of past to present to future and form a solitary whole. Using the past to "microwave bonafides" as you put it necessarily implies that one must value the importance of it. It is not simply the appearance of respect, but rather respect itself. There is no bigger sign of respect for an identity form than to make it part of who "I" am.

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In which a very bad writer writes an incredibly long and entertaining account on the scuttling of his brilliant, revolutionary piece on Comme Des Garcons for Elle magazine.

Please just read it.

Dear god. I haven't finished yet. I don't think I'm even close to halfway. What even IS this piece?

It is really weird!

Jezebel have weighed in http://jezebel.com/spurned-elle-writer-goes-on-truly-bananas-rant-torches-1768021068

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It's a Wonderful World is a 1956 British musical film directed by Val Guest and starring Terence Morgan, George Cole, Mylène Demongeot (listed in the opening credits as Mylène Nicole) and Kathleen Harrison.

Synopsis
Two Londoners meet a struggling French singer. They create new songs by playing music backwards, and attributing it to a new avant garde composer The songs prove to be a huge hit for the young Frenchwoman, and dupe the critics; however she soon begins to catch on to their scam.

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not in keeping with the tone of the thread. i just think that's a really good song and video for anyone having a sad, leisurely sunday

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Quotes By Nicolae Ceauşescu
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Dec 25, 1989 - Read inspirational, motivational, funny and famous quotes by Nicolae Ceauşescu.

I am haunted by this photo of a bar in my neighborhood and this man's face

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"I don't give a shit about Barnes & Noble, but at least I knew which bathroom to fuckin' use there."

otm

guy next to him is like "Uh oh, Flattop's all worked up again, just gonna stare at this tennis match like I give a fuck, not gonna try to intervene like last time."

Cities are de-fuzzed by dropping crystals in the path of fuzzed people, turning them back into civilians. Some civilians will also be carrying crystals (the info map shows how many crystals are present in a city). Civilians are turned into fuzzed people when touched by a fuzzed person. If Agent USA is touched by a fuzzed person, it will drop the player's crystal inventory by half, rounded up. If touched while carrying none, Agent USA turns into an uncontrollable fuzzed person who will wander around aimlessly and board trains to different cities until he touches a crystal. Fuzzed people may also enter from a nearby contaminated city via train.

I totally had that stupid game on the Apple II

prime for a gritty reboot

never played, looks fun!

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