I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

I didn't know if it belonged here or in another thread, so by default, I guess that placed it in the IDKWTOPTSIPIH category.

Not a lot of reason involved in that thinking, I'll kant you that.

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wow
good candidate for the edvard munch thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=SdXEx_alEKo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdXEx_alEKo

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now sing along!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY

I did not have the intent of coming on to anyone in the autism thread even if comes off that way.

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Mr McDonnell later joked: "Someone said to me why did you throw the Little Red Book and I said 'well, Das Kapital is so heavy and it's a number of volumes'."

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Well, I'm quite drunk now, but I did my part today, by talking about a couple of old, obscure, wonderful ethereal bands.

Now i'm a break it down and tell a little story
Straight out the box, from the gothic category

^ That's an Eazy-E reference, but I don't know if anyone gets it here. ANYWAY.

So, I decided to go to Goth Night a few months ago, for the first time [I will not say at what club/location, for personal reasons].
I don't even have any irl "goth" friends, so I decided to just go on my own, since I was drinking, bored, and curious.

So, I went alone.

I'm more of a death rocker and ethereal waver, although those two have nothing to do with each other, if that makes sense, if it matters.

Anyway. So, I get to the club alone. It's a club I go to often, but I've never been there on Goth Night.
So, I don't really know anyone there, except for the bouncers and barkeeps.
I just hang around in the backroom for a while - smoking, drinking cheap beer, mingling, joining and leaving groups, having an all-around OK time.

After a while, jeez, I must have been really drunk, I entered into a suspicious circle.

All I remember is this girl asking if she could bite my neck. I was probably just like ". . . O. . . K. . . If you must".
So, I let her bite my neck really,REALLY, REALLY, hard. I can't believe she didn't draw blood.
(She said she was an expert at not drawing blood.)
The thing is, she bit my right side... I felt uneven... So I asked her to bite my left side.
(She did.)
She said she gets that all the time, after biting people.

I think I let her bite my wrist, too.

It isn't like any of this needed to happen, but I live without a care, so whatever.

I never saw her again. I'm not quite sure how I got home that night (it must have been an expensive, single cab).

I still feel funny remembering it.

And, that's the story. That's the story about my FEELINGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0pZmDFeoWw

https://www.sendspace.com/file/m8vvmy

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RossCandyfloss 4h ago

There seems to be a lot of contempt for the teaching profession from posters, as if all teachers are from a bad pop video circa 1980 (angry, cane wielding) and they're some mulleted rebel who starts banging on the desk and throwing books in the air, before leading the kids into the playground for an open air concert.

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That seems like splitting hairs simply to justify crankiness. History, like all causation, is simply the narrative collectively constructed to link together the events of the past. By appropriating it, young people continue the procession of past to present to future and form a solitary whole. Using the past to "microwave bonafides" as you put it necessarily implies that one must value the importance of it. It is not simply the appearance of respect, but rather respect itself. There is no bigger sign of respect for an identity form than to make it part of who "I" am.

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http://observer.com/2016/03/elle-on-earth/

In which a very bad writer writes an incredibly long and entertaining account on the scuttling of his brilliant, revolutionary piece on Comme Des Garcons for Elle magazine.

Please just read it.

Dear god. I haven't finished yet. I don't think I'm even close to halfway. What even IS this piece?

It is really weird!

Jezebel have weighed in http://jezebel.com/spurned-elle-writer-goes-on-truly-bananas-rant-torches-1768021068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXZTelnJvY

It's a Wonderful World is a 1956 British musical film directed by Val Guest and starring Terence Morgan, George Cole, Mylène Demongeot (listed in the opening credits as Mylène Nicole) and Kathleen Harrison.

Synopsis
Two Londoners meet a struggling French singer. They create new songs by playing music backwards, and attributing it to a new avant garde composer The songs prove to be a huge hit for the young Frenchwoman, and dupe the critics; however she soon begins to catch on to their scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjKWfCir1EU

not in keeping with the tone of the thread. i just think that's a really good song and video for anyone having a sad, leisurely sunday

Eddi Reader being confused by a 100 year old Punch cartoon

https://twitter.com/scots_wa_hey/status/717362738335518720

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Aubrey Plaza[4]
Ben Stein[5]
Bill Murray[6]
Buster Keaton[7]
Craig Kilborn[8]
Chevy Chase
Beatrice Arthur
Christopher Walken
Dan Aykroyd
Jack Benny
Dan Mintz[9]
Dave Hughes[10]
Demetri Martin[11]
Dom Joly
Eve Arden
Fred Armisen
H. Jon Benjamin[12]
Jack Dee[13]
Jack Handey[14]
Jane Curtin[15]
Jason Bateman[16]
Jim Gaffigan[17]
Jimmy Carr[18]
Jo Brand[19]
John Cleese
Jon Stewart
Jonathan Katz
Karl Pilkington
Kevin Smith
Larry David
Lee Mack
Leslie Nielsen[20]
Lewis Black
Mike Stoklasa
Milton Jones
Mitch Hedberg[21]
Nathan Fielder
Nick Offerman
Norm MacDonald
Paul Merton
Peter Sellers
Romesh Ranganathan[22]
Sarah Silverman[23]
Sean Lock[24]
Stephen Colbert[25]
Steven Wright[26]
Stewart Lee
Stuart Ashen
Tig Notaro[27]
Tim & Eric
Todd Barry[28]
Virginia O'Brien
Zooey Deschanel

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