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damn, sid.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:20 (eleven years ago)

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pplains, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 20:32 (eleven years ago)

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pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)

LindaSwingle 107 days ago

God is awesome who else could crete something as beautiful as this!

jorginho (anky), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:40 (eleven years ago)

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gr8080, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:15 (eleven years ago)

^ this guy thread perhaps

Flow-through nonresident pass-through entity (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)

oop

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 07:37 (eleven years ago)

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, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:45 (eleven years ago)

best firestorm cosplay ever but the rest of the justice league could have put a bit more work into their outfits

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:42 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

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, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 12:23 (eleven years ago)

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Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:42 (eleven years ago)

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Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:47 (eleven years ago)

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Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:47 (eleven years ago)

oh, damn. RIP Sightings.com.

pplains, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

Naked Female Life Drawing Stag Party Activity

Need a unique activity for a stag weekend? STOP - you've found it!

Fancy looking at a naked lady, then add some class and incorporate it within a life drawing class for stag parties.

This stag party naked female life drawing class gives the whole group the chance to express themselves through the medium of art. You will be supplied with an experienced life drawing teacher who will help you with some basic techniques and be on hand to give you any help you need.

Your model will be one of our 20- or 30-something female models; there’s no big hair or fake boobs to look at – all of our models have pretty & natural ‘girl next door’ looks.

All of our models are kean and charming, so we're sure they'll give you plenty of inspiration.

soref, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:07 (eleven years ago)

"kean"?

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:54 (eleven years ago)

typo. all of their models are actually kenan.

pplains, Friday, 20 March 2015 00:58 (eleven years ago)

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pplains, Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:37 (eleven years ago)

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, Saturday, 4 April 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

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always one or two posters dog-determined to be RONG in a thread (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)

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gr8080, Monday, 6 April 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)

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, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:19 (eleven years ago)

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Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)

i can't turn my face into a hubcap

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)

Leave those kids alone.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)

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, Monday, 13 April 2015 11:21 (eleven years ago)

ask sissymanwhore (NSFW), certainly

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 13:07 (eleven years ago)

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Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:01 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKnW6Dxy15o

, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:45 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSTigMATISM

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

Linda in accounting volunteered to be the model in the Big Plush photo set. What happened next will surprise you...

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:29 (eleven years ago)

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pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 02:00 (eleven years ago)

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Sébastien, Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:34 (eleven years ago)

zwei antwoord prob belongs in rolling worst songs
i dunno what to make of that

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2015 06:06 (eleven years ago)

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LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 15:35 (eleven years ago)

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gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:28 (eleven years ago)

Is that Leo in the top right?

pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2015 18:16 (eleven years ago)

My husband played the most despicable prank on me this morning. How can I get him back?
Every morning I go to the gym to do cardio and stretches as my daily routine. Well, he started drinking a lot of water last night maybe like 2 gallons. I asked why he was drinking so much water and he said that's he was trying to flush out his system or whatever. The next morning he prepared my gym clothes and water like usual. After my cardio I drank the water and it was really really salty, I almost puked. I asked him what the hell he put in my water and he said it was his 'pee' O_O. He was drinking all that water so his pee would be very clear to look like water. I vomited right then and there. How can I get this bastard back? Any ideas?
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make him a drink and pee in it
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soref, Saturday, 2 May 2015 20:43 (eleven years ago)

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, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)

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all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Sunday, 10 May 2015 01:35 (eleven years ago)

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“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2015 00:57 (eleven years ago)

Research revealed that RadioShack has these Six-in-One remotes manufactured for them by Universal Electronics, a company that markets its own line of remotes under the name brand One For All. Looking through the owner's manuals this company has on-line, I learned that the manual for the URC-8090 Home Producer lists the RCA "LaserDisc 128, 351" codes, so I set up an eBay search on this remote to acquire one and see if it too could control CED players. When one turned up, I found this was indeed the case, although the selection of search buttons on the remote is odd and Pause isn't directly available from code 128. This remote also has a six-pin connector on the bottom labeled "JP1" that brought back a memory of an article I had once read on the web. A simple search on the term JP1 led me to an entire Internet sub-culture devoted to the JP1 interface, and as soon as I posted a message on the JP1 Forum asking about LaserDisc Code 128, the forum leader, Rob Crowe, extracted the code. This makes it available for upload to any remote having a JP1 connector.

los blue jeans, Monday, 11 May 2015 03:06 (eleven years ago)

Knowledge is power

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 03:45 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=67&v=JYAAUKRczLY

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:18 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYAAUKRczLY

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt8rfsm2mUE

turlte party (how's life), Friday, 15 May 2015 17:43 (eleven years ago)

aces

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 18:39 (eleven years ago)

very rare #mallcore

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:23 (eleven years ago)


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