I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

Many years ago, I heard someone say: "If you and I are standing in gasoline up to our ankles and you have 3 matches and I have 4, which of us is more
secure?"

- Zen Clown

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

Hassle free, a biscuit made from cannibals, the people who make these die almost every time. as genial as with biscuit as with fowl, cannibals always become unusual gourmands with exacting tastes. you can now assume these tastes without the years of hard work that went into cultivating them simply by ordering these delightful biscuits -- you'll fare better once they're in you, and they're so, so, so, so, just so. Stop sitting by yourself at the chapel, bring a plate of these delightful biscuits made from cannibals. Don't ask where they're from, rest assured -- they're from somewhere else.

The pointy corners of these biscuits allow for greater biscuit area submersion when dunking one in blood. Or tea. Did I say blood?

A word about manufacturing. First he becomes a biscuit, and then they eat him. This is one of the most powerful images in all of colonial discourse we're selling tonight on the Chopping Channel, graduate students the world over have already done the thinking for you on this one, all you need to do is enjoy.

Why waste your time laughing at those young people still shocked & outraged by disclosures of sweatshops, when you could be eating a cannibal biscuit.

― Milton Parker, Friday, 21 December 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

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― Heave Ho, Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

Wounded Iraqi camera

― Sébastien, Monday, 24 December 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Thursday, 27 December 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

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― generalmills, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

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― jergïns, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

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― Sébastien, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

"We are rich. You guys aren't getting it. The $1 million/year that it will cost is like a rounding error in our business (enterprise software)." - Philip Greenspun

― Much Hard One, Sunday, 3 February 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

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― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 4 February 2008 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Monday, 4 February 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Saturday, 16 February 2008 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

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― carne asada, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

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― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

what follow beer is more beer

― Sébastien, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

hey london, messed up teenage girl
you're fucked up
you're fucked up
l o n d o n spells LONDON!

― Sébastien, Saturday, 8 March 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

Коммерческое предложение от фирмы Авэкс

― lxy, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

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― YOUR ORGANS, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

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― am0n, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Thursday, 10 April 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Sunday, 13 April 2008 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

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― gr8080, Monday, 28 April 2008 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

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― jergïns, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

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― gr8080, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

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James Gandolfini?

― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 17:21 (one year ago)

three months pass...

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― oder doch?, Sunday, 20 July 2025 07:05 (ten months ago)

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― z_tbd, Friday, 28 November 2025 23:58 (six months ago)

two months pass...

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― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 19 February 2026 12:03 (three months ago)

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― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 March 2026 01:24 (three months ago)

one month passes...

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― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 3 April 2026 09:54 (two months ago)

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― oder doch?, Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:41 (one month ago)

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