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i have played saxophone while standing on the tables at a taco shop

that dude on careless whisper is fucking awesome

gr80 you missed your shot to go viral

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Method of exercising a cat

United States Patent 5443036

A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct.

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION
1. Technical Field

The present invention relates to recreational and amusement devices for domestic animals and, more particularly, to a method for exercising and entertaining cats.

2. Discussion of the Prior Art

Cats are not characteristically disposed toward voluntary aerobic exercise. It becomes the burden of the cat owner to create situations of sufficient interest to the feline to induce even short-lived and modest exertion for the health and well-being of the pet. Cats are, however, fascinated by light and enthralled by unpredictable jumpy movements, as for instance, by the bobbing end of a piece of hand-held string or yarn, or a ball rolling and bouncing across a floor. Intense sunlight reflected from a mirror or focused through a prism, if the room is sufficiently dark, will, when moved irregularly, cause even the more sedentary of cats to scamper after the lighted image in an amusing and therapeutic game of "cat and mouse." The disruption of having to darken a room to stage a cat workout and the uncertainty of collecting a convenient sunbeam in a lens or mirror render these approaches to establishing a regular life-enhancing cat exercise routine inconvenient at best.

SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

Accordingly, it is an object of the present invention to provide an improved method of exercising a cat in normal day and night lighting environments.

It is a further object of the present invention to provide a method of providing amusing, entertaining and healthy exercise for a cat.

It is yet another object of the present invention to teach a method of exercising a cat effortlessly at any time.

In accordance with the present invention, a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation (laser) device in a small hand-held configuration is used to project and move a bright pattern of light around a room to amuse and exercise a cat.

The method is effective, simple, convenient and inexpensive to practice and provides healthy exercise for the cat and amusement and entertainment for both the cat and the owner.

These and other objects, features and advantages of the present invention will become apparent from the following description and accompanying drawings of one specific embodiment thereof.

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If a grid featuring a particular pattern is multiplied by another grid featuring the exact same pattern in the exact same location, then the clustering of that pattern will be exaggerated in the output product grid, and as a result, Moran’s I for the product will be greater than that of the input. However, if the two input grids feature patterns that are equally clustered but occupy entirely different locations (or occupy the same location but cluster differently), then multiplying them together would produce an output grid that was less clustered and more dispersed than either input, and this would be reflected by its relatively-lower Moran’s I.

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Guys what's going on here:

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Aside from, you know, a dance for a lady.

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From the junction of the east line of Perry County, Ind., with the Indiana-Kentucky boundary easterly along that boundary to the west line of Meade County, Ky.; thence southeasterly and southwesterly along the west lines of Meade and Hardin Counties to the southwest corner of Hardin County; thence along the south lines of Hardin and Larue Counties to the northwest corner of Taylor County; thence southeasterly along the west (southwest) lines of Taylor County and northeasterly along the east (south- east) line of Taylor County to the west line of Casey County; and thence southerly along the west and south lines of Casey and Pulaski Counties to the intersection with the western boundary of Wayne County; and then south along the western boundary of Wayne County to the Kentucky-Ten- nessee boundary.

Justin Bieber Scores 365 Donated Condoms, No Pregnancy For Selena Gomez
by Lisa Jaklitsch

Nice! NuVo Condoms has taken it upon themselves to ensure that Justin Bieber does not impregnate Selena Gomez. The condom company has donated a year supply of free condoms to the 17-year-old singer for use with his girlfriend, Selena. That's right - Justin has totally scored 365 free condoms. NuVo wants to be sure that if Justin and Selena are doing the deed, they are doing it safely.

Well, that's very generous of them. Of course, Bieber can afford to buy his own condoms. Whether or not he does so, who knows for sure, which was exactly the company's point.

In a recent press release, NuVo Condoms stated: "Justin Bieber will now have a condom a day for the next year to help prevent unwanted pregnancy and the risk of ruining his and Gomez's extremely promising careers."

Of course, it's entirely possible this generous donation to Justin Bieber is just a smart publicity stunt by NuVo. Regardless, safe sex is always a message worth spreading.

Lisa Jaklitsch
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Most of our teachers would say: We have devoted several centuries to inventing the Glass Bead Game as a universal language and method for expressing all intellectual concepts and all artistic values and reducing them to a common denominator. Now you come along and want to check over everything and see if it is correct. That will take you a lifetime, and you will regret it.

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