when your butt is against someone's crotch in a romantic embrace and you need to fart, do you turn away to rearrange your position and divert the blast, or just fart on them?
|male, turn away||10|
|male, fart on them||6|
|female, fart on them||3|
|female, turn away||0|
― how's life, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:40 (five years ago)