A Poll for Men: Virility and Baldness

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Is it true that men who go bald/lose their hair earlier are more virile than those whose hair lasts longer -- for the sake of the poll -- virility = wants lots of sex. if you are male and have sex with men, you can either self-report or report based on virility of yr partners

Poll Results

OptionVotes
i am male and not bald/balding and i am extremely virile 18
i am a bald/balding man and my sex drive is lacking 8
i am a bald/balding man and i am extremely virile 5
i am male and not bald/balding and my sex drive is lacking 5
in my experience with having sex with bald/balding men, they are more virile than men with full heads of hair 1
in my experience with having sex with bald/balding men, they are NOT more virile than men with full heads of hair 0


people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:33 (five years ago) Permalink

heh, i like the binary scale of either extreme virility or a lacking sex drive

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:35 (five years ago) Permalink

bald. low sex drive.

how's life, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:41 (five years ago) Permalink

this poll has no pretenses towards scientific data collection -- this is wholly based on drunken discussion with a bff

people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:46 (five years ago) Permalink

I am balding and p much asexual. Can I vote?

Branwell Bell, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:53 (five years ago) Permalink

i am male and not bald/balding and i am extremely virile

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:54 (five years ago) Permalink

xp - of course! everyone can vote!

people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:55 (five years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm a man. Voted balding and lacking.

Branwell Bell, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:56 (five years ago) Permalink

because this is TMI -- the premise of the poll came out of:

bff: yeah (bf's name) totally wants it all the time
me: and he's balding, right?
bff: yeah, it's kinda hot
me: (my ex's name) was balding and he totally wanted it all the time, like it was ok to wake him up at 2:30am if for the purpose of sex
bff: ha
me: do you think it's because they are balding or is it just a dude thing?
bff: i don't know!

people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:07 (five years ago) Permalink

let me see if i understand this theory, using the most advanced medical terms that i know:

the male body is packed with sex crystals that stimulate virility. these sex crystals can only exist in either head hair or in the balls. between the two, the sex crystals seem to prefer the hair, where their influence is limited. in men with full heads of hair, therefore, the sex crystals are largely concentrated (and wasted) in the hair, with only the overflow crystals making their way down to the balls. as men lose hair, the sex crystals are forced down to the balls. men with no hair at all experience an overload of sex crystals that slither around the testes, greasing everything up and revving up the sex drive.

?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:19 (five years ago) Permalink

sex crystals

did u mean 'sex packets'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:36 (five years ago) Permalink

xp - i think some people call the sex crystals testosterone?

people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:40 (five years ago) Permalink

full head of hair and think so constantly about sex it's unseemly in a man of my age

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 03:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Surely "thinking about sex" and "wanting sex" are not the same thing at all. I mean, I think about sex the usual 17 times a minute like an average human being, but this poll said "wanting sex."

This is probably another thread, though.

Branwell Bell, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 10:49 (five years ago) Permalink

kinda splitting hairs there don't you think

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Dude, have loads of hair, bone like crazy

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:18 (five years ago) Permalink

Not splitting any more hairs, thanks, I can't afford to lose the few I have.

Branwell Bell, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:23 (five years ago) Permalink

xposts

nope, definitely meant sex crystals! they're distantly related to the flavor crystals in certain kinds of chewing gum.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Bald, desperate

lorde othering (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Testosterone; the word looks like some kind of Italian pastries or soemthing.

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:12 (five years ago) Permalink

i got hair, i like to do sex.

ian, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 05:54 (five years ago) Permalink

i dunno if i'm "extremely virile"
i don't just wanna bone anything that moves, ya know?

ian, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 05:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Then its a no

lorde othering (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 09:37 (five years ago) Permalink

32, full head of hair, can still get four rounds in on a good day

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:13 (five years ago) Permalink

there it is

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:57 (five years ago) Permalink

sex crystals

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mustread guy (schlump), Thursday, 26 December 2013 14:05 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Guess how I voted, gay thread followers.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 2 January 2014 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink


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