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do you own erotic undergarments?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
No 14
Yes 8


how's life, Monday, 21 October 2013 09:28 (six years ago) link

DUH

homosexual II, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:43 (six years ago) link

If you think seamed, polka-dotted granny pants qualify, then yes.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 21 October 2013 17:59 (six years ago) link

If the poll picture is meant to exemplify an erotic undergarment, then no, no I do not. If, however, you mean actual lingerie, yes, yes I do.

quincie, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:04 (six years ago) link

That is a thing I saw once in a lingerie catalog that a friend of mine borrowed from his parents' nightstand. Apparently it has retained some measure of popularity through the years!

how's life, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:10 (six years ago) link

One of my friend's mothers used to host Ann Summers parties, and one time when I was 12/13 I had occasion to flick through a catalogue full of crap like this. I thought it was ridiculous then, and I think it's ridiculous now.

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 21 October 2013 18:15 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 25 October 2013 00:01 (six years ago) link

Automatic lace bump. This clasp is closing tomorrow.

Lover (Eazy), Friday, 25 October 2013 01:49 (six years ago) link

I'm not keen on sharing personal info but oh well...

I dated this young lady, let's see.. about 10 years ago, and once we started getting more intimate she began asking me what lingerie I liked and what types turned me on, etc. Now I will admit I hadn't had a tremendous amount of experience with the stuff outside of things you'd see at a strip club (fishnets, garter belt, uh...), so after running out of suggestions fairly quickly, I asked her to show me her collection.

THREE large drawers and a couple hours later, I had seen more lingerie than you'd find in a mid-sized boutique. Perhaps her previous SO had a thing for it, or maybe she thought it made her look more feminine (she was really fit but may have harbored insecurity about being flat-chested). Anyways, I always thought it was kinda quirky, but I just played along because hey why not. Besides, maybe she thought my wine cellar was equally odd.

I'm old and married now, but my wife really likes this one pair of boxers I wear, like something about them makes them her favorite, we've never really articulated what it is about these stupid boxers.

THE END

Albert

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 October 2013 02:57 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 26 October 2013 00:01 (six years ago) link

This poll was inspired by a recent walk through Kmart, where I saw sooooo much lingerie for sale. It's awesome that people wear lacy/frilly/skimpy undergraments, but I've never seen anyone wearing them irl!

how's life, Saturday, 26 October 2013 12:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE94JUrpyfY

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 26 October 2013 13:28 (six years ago) link

kmart is a great destination for skanky lingerie.

homosexual II, Monday, 28 October 2013 16:49 (six years ago) link

i had no idea

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 15:21 (six years ago) link

i find lingerie a complete waste of time. looks good for about two seconds, but that shit is coming off in two seconds...i want nudity.

She gobbled, cold swallowed my one's like Greedy Gretchen. (thebingo), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:19 (six years ago) link

six years pass...

Bought suspenders. I have a fever now. Feels way too good.

nathom, Saturday, 25 January 2020 09:39 (two months ago) link


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