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you think you got it bad

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time

乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ getting paid for that

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

RESPECT IS DUE

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

beyond the pale, behind the pink, well into the brown tbh

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

the less-difficult brown

how's life, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

reign man

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

worst dr. seuss book ever

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know how you looked at "the thing to eat my butt" and got to "green eggs and ham" but I applaud that you did

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

i may have just choked on my dinner

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

my dinner of butt

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

What happened to Miss Analingus?

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftw

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my dinner of butt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

Kudos

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

Good work here tonight, guys. Good work.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's not work if you enjoy it

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

like ass-eating

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

omg

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/kudos.png

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

i would eat a kudos out of kelly clarkson's butt

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

you'll be surprised by the nutrition facts

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

Interesting flavors in the variety pack.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

my favourite thing about photoshops created for ilx is just imagining a poster making them, silently & with concentration, submitting their work for the wider good

Love Greenwald Hate Torture (schlump), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

if you zooom in there'z little orange butts in there

the late great, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

xpost while I was isolating bart simpson's butt from the rest of his body in powerpoint to make that png, I wondered if I should just stop visiting ilx. I had to tilt my laptop toward the window, so my office mate couldn't see that I had just gis'd "cartoon butt." The red sun was pasted in the sky like a wafer.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

^ POTY

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOiW0Wml3Q&feature=youtu.be

slam dunk, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

^ POTY

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, December 12, 2012

can i say i really read this wrong at first given the thread topic

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

ass-eaters, your everest.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

that post goes out to djp, in celebration of 10 fabulous years of this photo.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am amazed it took this long for that picture to arrive here

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

i said that very same thing to [REDACTED]* earlier this evening when talking about this thread and butts.

*name deleted to protect said individual from people wondering why in the hell they were talking about giant asses with me.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

REDACTED = garu g

the late great, Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

it was becky lucas

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:45 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:52 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

whole foods has a coffee called pacific rim blend and every time i see it in the store i think "pacific rimjob"!!!!!!!!!!!

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

it tastes like ass

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

*rimshot*

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

department at work I'm on loan to is "research information management"

mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link


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