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classic 43
i fear life and the complexities contained therein 27
disqualified, i don't know what rimming is 1


slam dunk, Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:25 (six years ago) link

The man ain't never licked a female butthole! (Tastes like beef Redd and the texture sure beats sushi!) Crazy pops!

-Richard Meltzer

slam dunk, Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:27 (six years ago) link

i don't agree with that btw

slam dunk, Sunday, 2 December 2012 17:27 (six years ago) link

totally classic

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:46 (six years ago) link

klassik

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:50 (six years ago) link

My high school bf and I, way before even second base – I was too Mormon for those to be cool, but church lit never seemed to say anything about rimming. Ha! So many hours spent parking the car in the middle of nowhere, making out, rimming. I remember once after at least half an hour of getting my asshole licked, I said, "Maybe you could try licking my pussy?" He said, "I'm sure your pussy is beautiful, but let's not take things too fast." Even then that seemed a weird order of operations. It feels awesome to do and receive, though. A lot of people (well, str8 dudes?) are v weird about it happening as giver or receiver. Shame for them. Also I would say (or, more accurately, guess) this is the #1 sex act where having no sense of smell is a big factor in pleasure/not-grossed-outness.

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:51 (six years ago) link

Also (w/str8 dudes once again) it seems like a good way to get viewed as some kind of porno crazyhole, 'hey I will rim you on first date.' And THEN when they try to ask about it again, so shy, "Could you do...that...............thing...again?" "I certainly have no idea what you mean when you speak so vaguely."

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:54 (six years ago) link

catholic.

everything is porno on the first date.

having a first date's pratically porno all by itself iirc.

bill paxman (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 December 2012 20:59 (six years ago) link

crabbits, I disagree about your anosmiatic speculations, for the most part. in my experience, people who are into rimming or being rimmed tend to keep their asses pretty clean.. i know i do.

how's life, Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:42 (six years ago) link

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

how's life, Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:51 (six years ago) link

this question is sort of like when a girl i had just started going out with in sophomore year of college was like "do guys like it when girls play with their balls?" and i was like c'mon seriously? what do YOU think?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:57 (six years ago) link

this has never really been a part of my life at all.

crüt, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:05 (six years ago) link

crabbits, I disagree about your anosmiatic speculations, for the most part. in my experience, people who are into rimming or being rimmed tend to keep their asses pretty clean.. i know i do.

Well, true. I have known some v hairy and sweaty guys though and it's hard not to imagine some fetid jungle thing would be happening up in all that butt fur, no way to know empirically tho.

I wish every slot machine had EAT THE RICH printed on it (Crabbits), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:39 (six years ago) link

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:44 (six years ago) link

haha!

the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:44 (six years ago) link

can't hang with this

the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:44 (six years ago) link

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

I've been laughing about this for three minutes, and when I remember it tomorrow and laugh again, I won't be able to tell anyone what was so funny.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:25 (six years ago) link

I received before I ever gave, and when I first received it was a surprise.

SURPRISE! A GIRL'S TONGUE IS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:27 (six years ago) link

much more happy receiving than giving

bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:52 (six years ago) link

no other way round

bill paxman (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:53 (six years ago) link

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.

Mark G, Monday, 3 December 2012 11:37 (six years ago) link

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 00:52 (six years ago) link

this thread has been enlightening, like what about bubonic plague or w/e

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:12 (six years ago) link

enbuttening*

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:12 (six years ago) link

i think e. coli is more the issue

the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:14 (six years ago) link

buttbonic plague

the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:14 (six years ago) link

buttboneric plague

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:26 (six years ago) link

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Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:32 (six years ago) link

enbuttening buttez

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:33 (six years ago) link

i think if enbuttening was a real word it would mean putting something into one's butt

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:36 (six years ago) link

well fwiw i make sure to save the rimming for after cunnilingus time

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:37 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:01 (six years ago) link

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (six years ago) link

not with a bang, with a *fart noise*

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:13 (six years ago) link

shartih shartih shartih

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:13 (six years ago) link

my cat purposely farted in my face today and i expect to die in my sleep

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:14 (six years ago) link

unless it's a venomous breed you're probably fine

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:15 (six years ago) link

Would "enbuttening" mean making something more like a butt?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:09 (six years ago) link

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:11 (six years ago) link

I just looked it up and you're right; my definition only works with the verb "to butt"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:20 (six years ago) link

I Rims You, Porgy

2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:23 (six years ago) link

Hours of fun taking substituting "Rim" for "Love" in song titles.

2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:24 (six years ago) link

btw

poop

the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:30 (six years ago) link

love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness.

http://i.imgur.com/V1upd.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:44 (six years ago) link

rimfan

rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:52 (six years ago) link

omg lol*2

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:58 (six years ago) link

hee hee omar <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:06 (six years ago) link

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:35 (six years ago) link

I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 07:26 (six years ago) link

Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 08:54 (six years ago) link

I am amazed it took this long for that picture to arrive here

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 04:01 (six years ago) link

i said that very same thing to [REDACTED]* earlier this evening when talking about this thread and butts.

*name deleted to protect said individual from people wondering why in the hell they were talking about giant asses with me.

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:23 (six years ago) link

REDACTED = garu g

the late great, Thursday, 13 December 2012 05:58 (six years ago) link

it was becky lucas

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:25 (six years ago) link

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:45 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:52 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:42 (six years ago) link

whole foods has a coffee called pacific rim blend and every time i see it in the store i think "pacific rimjob"!!!!!!!!!!!

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:58 (six years ago) link

it tastes like ass

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:08 (six years ago) link

*rimshot*

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (six years ago) link

department at work I'm on loan to is "research information management"

mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:09 (six years ago) link

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:45 (six years ago) link

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:10 (six years ago) link

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:41 (six years ago) link

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that would dilute the sensory thrillride so no, all cough drops, jolly ranchers, werthers originals are deposited elsewhere beforehand

slam dunk, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:57 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 24 December 2012 00:01 (six years ago) link

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy)

nice

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2012 01:32 (six years ago) link

I rimmed this morning, it was nice

nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 02:25 (six years ago) link

was one click away from cutecelsior, thought better of it.

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 December 2012 02:26 (six years ago) link

No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:20 (six years ago) link

Now that's a different kind of cute

capital in ruins, thousands dead (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:35 (six years ago) link

It's the flavor of your ass
Your ass is black metallic

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:57 (six years ago) link

Beat me to it.

carl agatha, Monday, 24 December 2012 17:35 (six years ago) link

ok

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:39 (six years ago) link

It's what I was thinking, too. I think there's a joke there about ILXor clouds.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:53 (six years ago) link

Oh dammit.

carl agatha, Monday, 24 December 2012 18:06 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3D3Ij.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:08 (six years ago) link

Rim The Lightning

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:22 (six years ago) link

Rimmer of Puppets?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 December 2012 19:01 (six years ago) link

rimmer of poop butts

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 December 2012 19:02 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:01 (six years ago) link

These results can kiss my ass.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 00:16 (six years ago) link

complex results

t_s (how's life), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:30 (six years ago) link

one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all

ILX is not a non-profit — we are just not profitable (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 03:39 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 10:40 (five years ago) link

bitter earth is realer than you and i

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2013 11:01 (five years ago) link

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

sleepingbag, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:12 (five years ago) link

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:12 (five years ago) link

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

how's life, Monday, 11 November 2013 19:28 (five years ago) link

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 11 November 2013 19:51 (five years ago) link

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

homosexual II, Monday, 11 November 2013 20:31 (five years ago) link

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Monday, 11 November 2013 20:42 (five years ago) link

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:30 (five years ago) link

i forgive you

I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:33 (five years ago) link

Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:36 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:19 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

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Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 02:35 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:38 (one year ago) link

This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:52 (one year ago) link

congrats to you and owen!

mortal kombats fill your eyes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:55 (one year ago) link

🍑🍆💨💩

F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (one year ago) link


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